Chapter 287: Seeing a Doctor
Because the atmosphere at the scene was so good, Wang Cong's eyes turned and he was about to change the script temporarily, and said to the audience: "Do you know why Qiu Shi's cross talk is so good?"
Qiu Shi was stunned for a moment, but he still followed Wang Cong and said, "Why?"
Wang Cong explained to the audience: "I know some reasons, mainly because of family history. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Qiu Shi was even more surprised, what did Wang Cong want to do, but he still cooperated: "Ao?"
Wang Cong continued to explain to the audience: "Look, Sun Desheng of Deyun Club, why is the cross talk good?"
The audience was also a little puzzled, why, isn't it just a diligent practice or something, Qiu Shi also asked: "Ao?
Wang Cong gave the answer very happily: "Because his father is talking about cross talk." ”
Qiu Shi reacted, nodded and said, "That's right, Old Man Sun is talking about cross talk." ”
Wang Cong continued: "Alas, you see right, there is also Sun Desheng's partner Hong Hai, why is the cross talk good?"
Qiu Shi already understood this time, although he didn't know what Wang Cong wanted to say, but he still said: "Hong Hai's father is talking about cross talk, old man Hong." ”
Wang Cong slapped his thigh and said to the audience: "Okay, why is Qiu Shi's cross talk so good?"
Qiu Shi hurriedly stopped and said to Wang Cong: "My father doesn't talk about cross talk. ”
Wang Cong said understandingly: "Of course I know that your father doesn't talk about cross talk, but your father listens to cross talk!"
Crash!
Phew!
The audience was amused with laughter again.
"Ouch, I thought Qiu Shi had scared Wang Cong there just now. ”
"Hahaha, it's really funny to me, aren't we Cheng Qiushi's father. ”
"Qiu Shi is so pitiful, Wang Cong's skill in burying people is really convincing. ”
"Still, it's so funny, ouch hey, can't stand it......."
"Haha, I can see it, Qiu Shi is not Wang Cong's opponent no matter how much he tosses. ”
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On the judges' bench, Zhao Dashan was amused by Wang Cong's paragraph, and Li Dagang and Li Dagang still looked at each other and laughed, Wang Zongling still had the same face, and he was muttering there: vulgar, vulgar, vulgar.
On stage!
Wang Cong continued, pouting and saying, "Did you find a big discovery, my face has been a little smaller recently?"
Qiu Shi looked at Wang Cong like that and was very unhappy: "What are you talking about?"
Wang Cong said very painfully: "Because I am sick, after the last show, I went home and looked in the mirror to find that my face on the right side was getting bigger and bigger, and when I touched something particularly hard inside, my first feeling was to go to the doctor." ”
Qiu Shi said: "Nonsense, anyone's first feeling is to go to the doctor." ”
Wang Cong told the audience: "I found a hospital, as soon as I entered, I said hello doctor, the doctor told me, what is your number?"
Qiu Shi said: "Yes, you have to register. ”
Wang Cong said with a cheap expression: "Doctor, take a good look at me, I'm a star, don't you need to register?"
Qiu Shi couldn't look at it: "What is this called, celebrities don't have this privilege." ”
Wang Cong still had the same cheap expression, and performed to the audience: "Doctor, can I brush my face?" followed by Wang Cong's expression changed, and he learned the doctor's tone and said: "What kind of face to brush, what kind of face to brush, what kind of star are you, why don't I know you." ”
Qiu Shi laughed and said to the audience, "I didn't recognize it." ”
Wang Cong followed up and said: "I said doctor, it doesn't matter if you don't know me, I just became famous, and my girlfriend is Li Lingwei." ”
Crash!
Sigh!
The audience was really amused by Wang Cong's expression, mainly because Wang Cong's cheap expression was too unbearable to look at, and finally came to say that my girlfriend is Li Lingwei, which made the audience applaud it even more.
"Poof, Wang Cong's cheap appearance, how could the queen of heaven fall in love with his ....."
"Wang Cong's painting style is really drunk. ”
"Haha, I want to brush my face when I go to a hospital......"
On the judges' bench, Zhao Dashan and Li Dagang were also speechless for a while, they were really impressed by Wang Cong's shameless energy, only Wang Zongling still looked like he was going to die.
On the stage, Wang Cong continued to perform, learning the doctor's tone and saying, "Who is Li Lingwei? Come here, come here, open your mouth!" As he spoke, the doctor took out an ice cream stick. ”
Qiu Shi hurriedly stopped Wang Cong and said, "Wait a minute, what is an ice cream stick, that's called a tongue depressor." ”
Wang Cong continued to learn from the doctor: "Young man, I have to say a few words to you, thanks to you coming early." ”
Qiu Shi exclaimed, "Yo! no, what if you come late?"
Wang Cong still imitated the doctor's tone and said: "After a while, I will get off work." ”
Sigh!!!
Crash!
Wang Cong continued: "It's all scared me to pee, I said doctor, don't be kidding, I'm really sick, I'm half deaf!" When the doctor heard this, he also wondered, either completely deaf, or not deaf, what is half-deaf. ”
Qiu Shi also asked suspiciously: "Yes, what do you mean to be half-deaf?"
Wang Cong said to the audience: "Doctor, I can only hear half of it. When the doctor hears this, oh my God, is it so amazing? I'll try. The doctor was clearly interested. ”
Qiu Shi was even more puzzled: "What does it mean to hear half?"
Wang Cong then said: "In that case, can you come with me to learn how to speak? I said yes, the doctor said, I am a good doctor! I am a ...... Did you eat today? ...... today."
Qiu Shi exclaimed, "Oh, you can hear half of it. ”
Wang Cong: "Yes, I didn't hear it later, and the doctor also thought it was fresh, your disease is interesting, eighty-eight!" Wang Cong paused again and said, "Forty-four!"
Crash!
Sigh!
"Poof! This is half-deaf. ”
"Hey, eighty-eight, forty-four, haha Wang Cong don't want to be so funny. ”
Wang Cong's expression is really amazing, I didn't seem to have noticed that Wang Cong's expression was so funny before. ”
"Haha, I'm really drunk, is Wang Cong born to tease?"
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Qiu Shi was also laughed at angrily: "Aren't you sick in the brain." ”
Wang Cong imitated the doctor's tone again: "You get out of me, the farther away the better..... Wang Cong changed his expression and said: "Doctor, didn't you just joke with me, I also joked with you, how about we have a draw?"
Qiu Shi said: "This disease is delayed, isn't it?" ”
Wang Cong continued: "Go and go, you have a disease, there is a rule of law, you have to have surgery, you have to amputate your leg below the eyebrows!"
Akimi cooperated: "I have to amputate my leg from the eyebrow down....... Wait a minute, isn't that a craniotomy? ”
Crash!
Sigh!
Ma Bing saw Wang Cong's cross talk on the stage, it was really a burden one after another, and he couldn't help but feel that it should not be a problem for Wang Cong to win the championship.
Ma Bing couldn't help but think of how correct the decision to lengthen Wang Cong's program time was, it was all dry goods, and there was no audience or judge at the scene, all of whom were amused by Wang Cong.
No, except for Song Guijun and Shi Wei, who were waiting, seeing Wang Cong and Qiu Shi's performances at this moment, they no longer had the calmness they had before the game, and all that was revealed in their eyes was uneasiness.
Song Guijun was a little incomprehensible, Wang Zongling and Ji Xianhai both said that when Wang Cong reached the knockout round, the quality of his works would definitely decline, and Ji Xianhai also summoned the strength of the entire Qingxian Society to help him think of jokes and create works, but now it seems that the works created by the entire Qingxian Society are not as good as the works that Wang Cong is performing.
His partner Shi Wei, even more so, originally thought that Wang Cong would be eliminated with a spring breeze, so as to export evil anger for the Qingxian Society, but now who will eliminate who is not certain, unconsciously a little frustrated in his heart, thinking about what to do if he is eliminated by Wang Cong, the more he thinks about it, the more uneasy he becomes. (To be continued.) )