Chapter 288: "Seeing a Doctor" continued
On the stage, Wang Cong continued: "So, I changed to a hospital, I said hello doctor, I am a star, the doctor exaggeratedly called, there is an impression, what kind of cong are you, I think about it, blindfolded...... Li Cong (idol star in this world), oops, so handsome, so handsome. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Qiu Shi said: "Go and go, return Li Congna." ”
Wang Cong then said: "No, no, who am I, the doctor patted his head and said, you are the Wang Cong of the Deyun Club, yes, yes, the cross talk is really good, isn't the head of your Deyun Club also sick, hurry up and let him come over for treatment, that Sun class master is no longer cured." ”
Qiu Shi was shocked: "Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean it's cured." ”
Wang Cong also found that what he said was wrong, and hurriedly explained: "There is no need to treat it." ”
Qiu Shi cooperated: "Ao, just give up the treatment." ”
Crash!
Sigh!
"Ouch, tell Sun Desheng directly that he wants to die. ”
"Haha, I finally found out that Wang Cong buried people, and he didn't distinguish between objects at all. ”
"Qiu Shi is enough, and it is really amazing to give up treatment. ”
......
Wang Cong continued: "Wang Cong is calling you parotid mixed tumor. ”
Qiushi added: "Parotid mixed tumor, that's a medical term. ”
Wang Cong said again: "You are easy to do, hurry up and go back to pack up and prepare for surgery." ”
Qiu Shi said: "The doctor can see it at a glance. ”
Wang Cong then said: "Doctor, what is the cause of this? The doctor said patiently, I have to tell you that this disease is chewing on the side for a long time, and I like to eat melon seeds and chew gum for a long time.
I would also like to advise all of you here today that if chewing gum is tasteless, then ...... I just threw up!"
Qiu Shida said this when he took off his pants, and yelled directly at Wang Cong: "How fresh!"
Sigh!!!
The audience has been amused by Wang Cong, and he talked about the case seriously, but the result was immediately a turning point.
"Hahaha, this Wang Cong is really enough. ”
"Poof! chewing gum is tasteless, I thought I was going to drop that ......"
"Hahaha, this burden is so sudden. ”
"yes, I thought I was going to popularize medical knowledge. ”
........
Wang Cong continued: "Doctor, what do I need to do with this operation? The doctor said that he needs to operate on his face, but there will be a scar on his face, and he will be with you for the rest of his life, I said to the doctor, doctor, I am an actor, although I look like this, I still want to eat with my face." ”
Qiu Shi said: "Actors, of course the face is for eating." ”
Wang Cong said sensationally: "I said to the doctor, can you do it from the mouth, as long as it can not hurt my face, the doctor directly rejected my suggestion, saying that if you do it from the mouth, the trauma will be greater, and finally the doctor thought of a way, from behind the ear, originally this operation took forty minutes, but I did this operation for four hours, in order to bring the audience a perfect smile.....
Crash!
Sigh!
This operation is also a coincidence, of course, it is not Wang Cong who has this disease, but an apprentice of Sun Desheng in Deyun Club, Wang Cong thought of this work when he overheard this thing before, but for the effect of the work, he used the first person.
The audience applauded for a long time, and Wang Cong waited for a while before continuing: "If you want to say that you are sick, you can say that it is the most colatable." ”
As soon as Akishi heard Coke, he asked, "Who?"
Wang Cong immediately said to the audience: "I have to talk about Qiushi's father." ”
Qiu Shi didn't react yet, and said cooperatively: "By the way, my dad..... Wait, wait. ”
Qiu Shi reacted and began to stop Wang Cong, but Wang Cong pushed Qiu Shi's hand away and said, "Qiu Shi's father, my God, I had a gynecological ......disease two days ago."
Sigh!~~~
On the judges' bench, Li Dagang was chatting with Zhao Dashan.
Li Dagang said: "Lao Zhao, I think this Wang Cong's acting talent is so good, I think even making movies is not a problem." ”
Zhao Dashan agreed: "The beginning and end are performances, and the rhythm of the work is simply master-level, and more importantly, there is a good mind, I heard that the lines of the script are all made by Wang Cong himself, which is really amazing." ”
.......
Qiu Shi pushed Wang Cong away and said, "Go, go, is this my father, besides, why don't you talk about your father." ”
Wang Cong said with dignity: "Speaking of my father, my father is not happy." ”
Qiu Shi said even more unpleasantly: "Nonsense, then talk about my father, my father will be happy." ”
Wang Cong said teasingly: "Yo yo yo, you're still not happy, you are still not happy, then let's take one of them, how about Zhou Demin?"
When Qiu Shi heard Zhou Demin, he immediately held Wang Cong's hands and agreed. It was as if the leaders of the two countries had reached a consensus on an issue.
Immediately after Wang Cong's expression changed, he said heartbrokenly: "Two days ago, Zhou Demin did get sick, and liver cancer was at the most advanced stage. ”
Qiu Shi asked with a hippie smile: "Wait a while, everyone is terminally ill with cancer, how can you come to the most advanced stage." ”
Wang Cong explained to the audience: "It's more advanced than the terminal cancer, but it's about to die." ”
Qiu Shi covered his mouth and exclaimed: "This person is gone." ”
Wang Cong continued: "Yes, my eyes are also blind, my legs are lame, and I can't do anything anyway." ”
Qiu Shi cooperated: "This person is terrible. ”
Wang Cong said sadly: "Zhou Demin, he has been smoking for a long time, and the cigarette is smoking, and I will learn from everyone present." ”
I saw Wang Cong pretending to learn to smoke, hiss~hiss~hiss~, the audience watched it very funny, Wang Cong followed up and said: "One cigarette, two puffs are gone." ”
Qiu Shi understood: "No wonder, according to such a pumping method, the body will definitely not be able to stand it." ”
Wang Cong continued: "That day, Zhou Demin was lying on the hospital bed and sent me a carrier pigeon, blind. ”
Qiu Shi asked, "Why did you send it to you?"
Wang Cong replied: "Didn't I just see a doctor and know a good doctor?" Akimi: "That's right. ”
Wang Cong continued: "My dear, hello Uncle Xiao, I am a generation older than him, I am about to die, caused by long-term smoking, liver cancer is at the most advanced stage, what should I do? ”
"What expression?"
Wang Cong then said: "Snickering, can you help me find that doctor? I thank your whole family, hey! How good it is for me to send a voice." ”
Qiu Shi said: "Hi, what did you do earlier." ”
Wang Cong continued: "After finding the doctor for Zhou Demin, he was also admitted to a new hospital, but he didn't expect to smoke in the ward. ”
Qiu Shi: "Smoking stuff is not easy to change. ”
Wang Cong: "I was smoking there, but I didn't expect the little nurse to come in, and I looked at it with a full eye, and the little nurse shouted anxiously, Teacher Zhou, Teacher Zhou, be careful of the liver, be careful of the liver!" I saw Zhou Demin say with a lewd look on his face..... Little Baby......"
Akishi: "Don't talk about you!" (To be continued.) )