With chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, cows, sheep, all of them have the same example, the sound of screaming and galloping came one after another, and spread in all directions, **** waves, wave after wave, scattered farther and farther, more chaotic and farther away. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The scene of the banquet was suddenly hilarious, like a violent storm, and the torrential rain turned into heavy rain and scattered light rain, which was monstrous at the beginning, and then boomed and swept the world, surging in all directions.

The laughter of more than 500 people made by the old dwarf, after the group of mouths, is one after another, you are tired and I continue, I don't know how long it has been, and I can't stop.

It is said that this laughter even shocked Jian Cheng, suspected to be a local earthquake, and the city sent a special car to Longwang Town to investigate.

For a whole day, the livestock in the vicinity were in a state of panic, and according to the people who came back from the Longwang Town, many stalls on the street were knocked down by the dogs, cattle and sheep that suddenly rushed to the scene, and many people who had only reached the halfway point hurriedly turned back; when they arrived in the town and wanted to do something, most of them did nothing and hurried home.

The people in the whole town were worried and didn't know what was going on, and some enterprises and institutions that responded quickly, as well as schools and hospitals, were evacuated.

All kinds of speculation and rumors spread vividly, saying that there was a bicycle that was so busy that it ran away and was still riding.

said that some people who suddenly turned around and wanted to go home collided with people on the street, and two strange men and women rolled together from the inverted horse on the highway to the bottom of the inverted horse for nearly a mile, got up and said a few words, and then helped each other to go to Longwang Town to register their marriage.

It is also said that a duck dealer saw a group of fleeing sheep, and he had an idea, put the gangplank of the carriage on it, and in less than two minutes, he was crowded into a large cart, and he immediately pulled it into Jiancheng to sell, went in the morning, and pulled back a beautiful woman like a crazy woman in the afternoon to be his wife.

Ho ho, there are a lot of rumors with the color of the words, as long as you are willing to listen and ask any random person, you can say a thousand kinds of non-repeated.

The commotion caused by this laughter was so big, so long, and so much that everyone paid attention to it, which is also rare in my young life.

2★.

The only thing in the audience who didn't laugh was the couple who caused this laughing incident.

The old dwarf looked inexplicable, stupid there. This silly appearance also became one of the jokes on the spot.

The bride didn't know what it was, she was so ashamed of laughing, covering her face and trying to hide back, but she was blocked by everyone and couldn't succeed.

The laughter in the banquet finally thinned out, and several children ran to the bride and groom, and shouted at the old man, shaving his face with both hands: "Shame, shame, shame, old dwarf, shame!

It's so naughty! The old man suddenly felt that something was wrong, these children seemed to be instructed by someone, don't they want to come to worship money? He raised his hand and made a gesture to frighten.

A few children scattered at once, shouting as they ran: "Old dwarf, it's so funny, you don't open the front door, and you are bent on hitting the back mountain cannon!"

Hearing this newly compiled nursery rhyme, the bride Tao Lifen first understood, her blushing peach blossom face, brushed a drop of pale plum blossoms, turned around, no longer customers deliberately obstructed, forcibly squeezed out of the wall, hid back in the cave room.

Before Tao Lifen returned to the room, several children really shouted out the five words that made them laugh for life, and it was these five words that made the laughing door incident come to life: "I want to open the back door! I want to open the back door!"

But the old man could not go with her. He has just become a man, and if he is a man, he must have the responsibility of a man, and he must toast his relatives and friends at every table, which is a ritual that must be carried out.

Without the bride toasting together, the ceremony would only be half completed at best.

This ritual is extremely important in the concept of melancholy. A couple without either party is a taboo for the newlyweds, which is disrespectful to the guests, and it also indicates that the future married life of the couple may not be good.

This is a big taboo, even if one party really can't be present in person, there must be a close relative of that party to do it for him, and he can barely save some.

It's a pity that Tao Lifen has no close relatives in this world, only her only distant relative, Zhen Pozi, who is still far away in the middle of the chastity, and she will not participate in this kind of occasion.

3★.

Their big matchmaker had no choice but to force her head out and appear on behalf of the woman in every far-fetched way, and after her face, she also felt deeply shameless.

The sluggish old dwarf, until the children shouted the five words that were the finishing touch, the five words that were so embarrassing to him, did he understand what he was accusing, "Old dwarf, it's so funny, you don't open the front door, and you are bent on hitting the back mountain cannon!"

Only then did the old dwarf know that it was their spring light leaked last night, and it was rumored to everyone early in the morning, and it caused laughter.

Hearing the child's cry, the guests, who had already held back their laughter, burst into laughter again.

Laughing so heartily this early in the morning is the best in many people's lives.

The tragic consequences of this laughter and the hardships suffered are beyond imagination for those who have not experienced it.

This burst of laughter, the whole banquet was so laughing that the dishes and chopsticks were thrown everywhere, a lot of food went to the ground, most of the food was inedible in the chaos, the benches and chairs fell countless times, many people laughed and vomited, as for those who laughed, choked by wine, splashed with soup, and suffered enough.

Many people were so tired from laughing that their bodies were still weak for several days, and many people's cheeks hurt so much that they couldn't close their mouths.

It turns out that joy is also very painful.

- That's all light.

There are also those who are stuck in the throat by fish bones, some bite their tongues, some laugh and cramp, some laugh so hard that they fall and tear their new clothes, some are smashed and bleeding by the dishes that fly with laughter, and there are those who laugh and flash and fall into the sequelae, and so on.

- It turns out that happiness is also hurt.

Countless cups, saucers, and bowls have been damaged, tables and stools have also needed to be repaired, and countless lost domestic animals and livestock have been lost.

The dilapidated Immortal Dwelling once again showed its strength, it was unmoved, and the loud wave did not sweep it away, and it strongly protected the shame of the new hostess.

Clean up again, boil the pot to cook, add vegetables, although there are many people, the breakfast still ends after half the morning.

There is a kind of saying in the melancholy, saying that it is not good to be happy too early. He also said that he was overjoyed, and that disaster was to come. This kind of proverb that can be passed down for a long time must have a foundation, and it also has a high hair growth rate.

4★.

The marriage of the old dwarf starts with laughter, and what is behind it?

Since then, people have inquired about each other, and the silly things of the old dwarf's wedding night have spread out for an unknown number of years, and I don't know how long it will be circulated. Later, even the hometown of the short lady who had no relatives thousands of miles away, there were people who inquired.

To blame, it's the bad things that have to blame the urea bucket and the ghost blink.

It's all ghosts who blink and repeatedly laugh at the old man for not being able to find the back door, which makes him particularly concerned about this, and he doesn't believe that he can't find it, after all, he has been dealing with the back door for 28 years, even if there is a difference between men and women, will he still hide it in the heart of the foot?

The old dwarf had never experienced anything before marriage, and he didn't know that although the female treasure and her back door were close, there was a world of difference, and that was the essential difference. He didn't have a caring and reliable elder to tell him gently, and his pitiful knowledge came mainly from the gossip of his companions.

His accomplices, the stonemasons, said that 'ten stonemasons are nine monsters, and one is not born.'" But their blame does not mean that they can talk about sexual well-being knowledge in a real way, their blame is bragging and boasting, seriously exaggerated, and greatly untrue, and it cannot be used for practical purposes.

The old dwarf really doesn't understand anything at all, and the fake knows everything, so he will make a big joke.

Even if it's a joke, no matter how stupid the private affairs of the two people are, 'the whole thing and the west, sooner or later will succeed', outsiders should not snoop on it, and they have no right to be blind. But there was a really short monster pimple urea bucket, I don't know where he was hiding, maybe the real drop was hidden in the bucket.

But there is such a person as Urea Bucket, who was heard by him about the sound of the old dwarf couple's wedding night, and spread it everywhere before dawn, and it was also thanks to his fast feet and such clever words, which made everyone know before the banquet began.

After listening to it, no one is impressed - the name of the urea bucket is really not in vain, he is a veritable stinky shameless.

Of course, there is another person who has also been 'complimented' by people.

- He, the ghost blinked, was a ghost reincarnation.

5★.

Urea Bucket is a master of gossip, and Ghost Blink is a master of rectification.

The urea bucket knew at a glance that he was a bad person. The ghost doesn't look bad in the blink of an eye, but when it's bad, it's good or bad, and the ghost has a lot of ideas.

It has already been said that rectifying the wrongs is another treasure of the people of Longwang Town in addition to the words.

Maybe he brought a message back to Wang's house with Uncle Wang that day, and he became like that, which was what he wanted.

People's hearts are separated from their bellies, and if a man is also born with flowery intestines, it will be like a ghost blinking - a blink of an eye is a ghost idea.

According to the keep, in the new house that night, according to local customs, the lights were not extinguished all night, and the big red candles were lit all night, so the keg saw it clearly, and he said that after the people in the cave room dispersed, the bride shyly and timidly asked the groom to go to the new bed first, but the old man refused, and was polite and polite to the bride.

As soon as the urea bucket saw it, he knew that the bride knew the kind of sorrow and happiness, saying that it was the first time the newlyweds were in the same bed, and the first child of the male bed might be a boy, and the woman would probably go first to the daughter.

The two of them were polite two or three times, and the old dwarf was quite annoying, and he copied it with his big hand, hugged his waist, and sent the bride to the bed, maybe the two people had not gone through the relationship of the love procedure, the strangeness was not small, the shyness was very high, and there was very little communication between them.

The bride did not wait for her body to settle on the bed, and then she climbed down to the ground, "You go up first." She finally spoke.

It was the first time she heard her voice, 'Mom, it's not worth your life to lose your life!' I want to fight with her man when I hear the voice! Fortunately, our urea bucket is a person from the past, and he is also too strong, not enough for the old man to eat, so he barely held back and didn't rush out to fight with the groom. ’

The old dwarf didn't know what was going on with the little woman, so he smirked three times, picked up the bride again, put her place in a good place, and was very smart and said once "Hahee, man left, woman right, you are here." This time he didn't let go of his big hand quickly, and pressed her into position.

'Old dwarf, if you want to go up first, you can't go up, and you use it twice, don't blame me in the future. The more the two of them talked, it was a good sign that the exchange was beginning to increase. But she still didn't make it clear. hasn't really gotten along yet, when it comes to having children, few women in those years can do it. (To be continued.) )