On stage!

Sun Desheng's performance has already entered a good situation, and the cooperation between the two is also full of tacit understanding, plus this classic work, the applause has not stopped. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Sun Desheng said: "The train went for 3 days and 3 nights, and finally got off at a place I didn't know, and my girlfriend took me into the depths of the forest. ”

Hong Hai explained: "It's in the forest. ”

Sun Desheng said emotionally: "I'm so tired, I lay there and fell asleep." I don't know how long it took me for my girlfriend, who looked like the scene of a car accident, to push me: "Hey. And I said, "What's the matter?" and she said, "There's good news and bad news."

Hong Hai said: "Two news"

Sun Desheng said: "Which one do you listen to?" What's the bad news?"

Hong Hai: "Listen to the bad first. ”

Sun Desheng said while performing the action: "We are lost, I don't know this place, and besides, I estimate that we will have to live by eating cow dung in the future." ”

Hong Hai exclaimed: "Cow dung!"

Sun Desheng asked with a bitter face: "Where is the good news?"

Hong Hai: "It's good to listen to it again." ”

Sun Desheng: "Cow dung has to be. ”

Hong Hai: "Hey, what's the matter?" ”

.......

The audience is completely bad, they can't laugh anymore, this cow dung is too lethal, Wang Cong in the background was amused when he heard it, mainly Sun Desheng's facial expressions, which were very funny, plus some of the cow dung of this ecstasy, some of the audience laughed and covered their stomachs.

"Poof~" The audience who was drinking water was very sour by this sudden burden, only to see that his nose was also flowing out, his mouth was also flowing out, and he was smirking in his clothes, this scene was really...

"Damn... Hahaha.... My stomach hurts from laughing. ”

"Hey, hey, this Sun class master.... No more.... It's so funny. ”

"I decided, just for the sake of Sun Desheng's cross talk, I will never go to Qingxian Club in the future. ”

"That's right, who said that Deyun Club can't do it, I especially want to smoke him"

"Ouch... Let me have it for a while..."

.....

The audience applauded like thunder, and the applause resounded throughout the theater, and there were many audience members, lying on the back of the chairs in the front row, unable to straighten their waists.

Ji Xianhai and Cao Gang didn't know what to say, and when they saw those viewers being teased like this, their faces were full of worry, and they couldn't help but think in their hearts, could this Deyun Club still come back to life.

Sun Desheng and Hong Hai quickly finished speaking on the stage, and the audience gave a standing ovation, and the applause lasted for a long time, and Sun Desheng and Hong Hai were also shouted by the audience to return.

After the two returned to the backstage, other programs continued, but after Sun Desheng's stimulation just now, they were a little unmotivated to listen to those apprentices' performances, and they were still immersed in Sun Desheng's funny baggage just now.

Backstage!

Wang Cong saw the two of them and said: "Ouch, Master Sun, what you said is really wonderful, I see that those viewers are so amused that they can't stand up straight." ”

Sun Desheng and Hong Hai said with red faces: "I know what you mean, it's all thanks to the works of your brother Wang." ”

Wang Cong also laughed, but said in his mouth: "Where, be polite." ”

Sun Desheng is convinced of Wang Cong at the moment, the quality of a cross talk work is the fairest to evaluate with the applause of the audience, seeing the audience being amused by him and laughing, a sense of pride slowly arises.

At this time, there was another exclamation outside, because a child appeared on the stage, eleven or twelve years old, it was Wang Cong's godson Sun Yunli, and his partner was Sun Desheng's junior brother Ma Deliang.

The audience saw that the pair was a little novel, and before they could say anything, they had already applauded warmly, obviously for the sake of Sun Yunli, a child, Sun Yunli was very cute.

Ma Deliang was the first to speak: "Why did you come up, how old are you? Can you speak cross talk?"

Sun Yunli was not stage frightened, and said generously: "Who said I can't say cross talk, I'll give you a performance today." ”

Ma Deliang smiled: "Ouch, you still have a fart kid performing, so tell me what show to perform." ”

Sun Yunli was also not polite, and said to the audience: "Everyone, listening to those broken cross talk actors talking about cross talk, it's annoying to listen to it." Shall I play a different role for you today?"

Ma Deliang said: "Huh~ You are not very old, and your tone is not small, I want to see what you perform?"

Sun Yunli said confidently: "What I perform is called a double reed!"

Ma Delian was also puzzled: "I really haven't heard of this either, audience, have you heard of it?"

Ma Deliang's doubts were pretended, but the audience present was really confused, they had never heard of any double reeds, what kind of reed is this? Unconsciously attracted by the double reed of this little ghost Sun Yunli.

Ji Xianhai and Cao Gang were also puzzled for a while, and they hadn't heard of the double reed.

Sun Yunli said: "It requires one person to perform in front and another person to say lines in the back, looking at it from a distance, like a person, which requires the performance of the two to be very tacit and very cooperative, otherwise the double reed will not be called a double reed." ”

Ma Delian agreed: "Hey, I'm going to see what a double reed is, how do you say it?"

Sun Yunli said, "I have to dress you up." ”

After speaking, Sun Yunli made a hood with pigtails and brought it to Ma Deliang.

Under the curiosity of the audience, Sun Yunli had already hid behind Ma Deliang and squatted down, while Ma Deliang was standing behind the table, holding a piece of waking wood.

"Smack!" Ma Delian woke up and knocked, and the show officially began.

"Pigtails!" (Madelean doesn't make a sound, but strokes the pigtails on his head.) ）

"Stand in the street!" (Maderian puts his hands on his waist.) ）

The audience also understood, and was immediately interested in this novel gadget, and from a distance, wasn't it just a person.

Sun Yunli continued.

"Who's going to applaud me!" (Madelian gessigns to the audience.) ）

"Who I call Daddy!"

As soon as Sun Yunli's last sentence came out, the audience was immediately amused and applauded desperately.

"Ouch... Hahaha... This one is so interesting. ”

"Haha, this Maderian is about to cry... ”

"This performance... It's so bad... But I like it..."

Laymen look at the excitement, insiders look at the doorway, Ji Xianhai and Cao Gang have already seen the shock from the eyes of both sides, this Deyun Club actually has this unique skill, and it is the first one, at this moment, they can't help but start to look at the affairs of Deyun Club from a new perspective.

The on-stage show continues!

Maderian said, "You come out for me, what are you talking about? ”

Sun Yunli said embarrassedly: "Ouch, I was a little nervous when I first came on stage, and I said it wrong for a while, we are coming to one, I promise to say it well." ”

Again, the two stood one and the other squatted.

Ma Deliang slapped the waking wood, "Smack!"

Sun Yunli said:

"A cow on a high mountain!" (Maderian begins to draw)

"Two horns and one head!"

"Four hooves into eight petals!"

"My uncle (Maderian pointed to himself) is behind!"

Whoa~~~ The audience was amused again, and the effect was surprisingly good, and the audience did not hesitate to give applause to this fat-headed child.

"Ouch... Maderian has been deceived by this little devil again..."

"Haha... I'm laughing to death... Ouch..."

"This double reed is so much fun. ”

"This Sun Yunli is really amazing, it is really a tiger father without a dog. ”

On stage!

Ma Deliang looked like an atmosphere and said loudly to Sun Yunli: "You unlucky boy, who did you learn from, do you have such an advantage? Why don't you say it according to the words, doesn't the original word have a tail at the back of the belly?" ”

Sun Yunli retorted: "What I said is also reasonable, your uncle is driving cattle in the back, what ......" (to be continued.) )