The double reed between Sun Yunli and Ma Deliang can be described as very novel, which made the audience's eyes shine, and when Sun Yunli and Ma Deliang left the stage, the audience naturally gave warm applause. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, the announcer walked onto the stage again and said: "The name of the following program is "You Are Fashionable", and the performers are Wang Cong and Zhou Demin!"

"Wow~"

As soon as the audience heard that Wang Cong was the last to appear, the applause that had just fallen was warm again, whistles and cheers were endless, and many viewers actually began to take out their mobile phones and prepare to record the video.

Wang Cong wore a coquettish purple coat and walked on stage with a smile on his face.

Now Wang Cong's actions are learning from Sun Desheng, and he is not only learning superficial actions, but also the typhoon, as the saying goes, "Faner!" Wang Cong's appearance now has the style of a master.

Wang Cong came to the stage and said: "It's a New Year before the New Year, everyone has a good New Year!"

Zhou Demin also said: "Happy New Year." ”

Wang Cong continued: "The performers just now are Sun Yunli and Ma Deliang, Sun Yunli is Sun Desheng's son, and at the same time, he is also the godson I just recognized, and the child is very cute. ”

Zhou Demin proved: "That's right, I recognized it yesterday, and I was also there." ”

Wang Cong said: "So, I am very excited to be able to perform on the same stage with my son (pointing to Zhou Demin) today. ”

Zhou Demin was anxious: "Huh~ I can't run, can you not compare with me." ”

"Wow~~~"

When the audience heard Wang Cong's opening, they laughed unkindly, and couldn't help but think of the last time Wang Cong said cross talk, Zhou Demin's sentence "Isn't this the Wang Erzong of his son's (ear) generation?"

"Ouch... Amused me to death, this Wang Cong is really holding a grudge. ”

"Haha.... Performing on the same stage with his son, ouch, Zhou Demin is so helpless. ”

"Poof~haha~~ No, don't you want to be so funny. ”

Sun Desheng was very shocked when he saw Wang Cong's opening in the background, but he didn't expect that this was the second scene, Wang Cong was very old-fashioned from the kind of "fan" he came to the stage or the burden he shook out when he usually chatted.

As for Ji Xianhai and Cao Gang in the audience, they had already frowned when they saw Wang Cong's appearance, glanced at each other, and saw a solemn expression in each other's eyes.

On stage!

Wang Cong went straight to the point: "When it comes to the New Year, children like the New Year, and they are looking forward to the New Year. ”

Zhou Demin said: "I'm not looking forward to this now." ”

Wang Cong continued: "When I was a child, I looked forward to giving red envelopes, giving money, ten yuan and twenty yuan, and I was happy like something. ”

Zhou Demin continued: "That's a lot. ”

Wang Cong said: "Mr. Zhou and his family have many relatives, and when the Spring Festival arrives for him, the harvest season has arrived, the family has come, relatives have come, friends have come, and what about Demin?"

Zhou Demin said complacently: "Look for me." ”

Wang Cong continued: "Yo Yo Yo, there is a long one, take it out, and press (duck)...... Years (broken) money. ”

Zhou Demin was helpless: "I made some change together, and I was scolded, you can't connect it." ”

"Hey, hey, it's someone again, press (duck)...... Pressing (duck) ...... Years (broken) money. ”

Zhou Demin was even more helpless: "Why is it so bad, and I still stutter"

Wang Cong continued to ridicule: "He can also speak, give you New Year's greetings, Wishing you prosperity, bring red envelopes." ”

Zhou Demin said: "This requires a red envelope. ”

Wang Cong said again: "Eh, the day is making money, the wealth is widespread, say some auspicious words, and the adults are happy when they hear it." ”

Zhou Demin cooperated: "Chinese are good at studying this. ”

Wang Cong praised: "Teacher Zhou can bring auspicious words in every sentence, a group of harmony, harmony and two immortals, three yang Kaitai, four seasons of peace, five immortals across the sea, six or six Shun ......"

Zhou Demin hurriedly called: "Gotta got, don't talk about it later, five immortals cross the sea? Eight immortals cross the sea, you are still three immortals away?"

Wang Cong said calmly: "The Three Immortals didn't buy tickets for the Spring Festival. ”

......

Just as the audience was following from the phrase "on the same stage with my son", a burden suddenly appeared.

"I'll wipe it, why did Wang Cong become so dirty. ”

"Haha, yes, but I like it..."

"Ouch, give the duck "pressure" New Year's money..."

"Look, Zhou Demin's face is green. ”

"Damn, I didn't buy a train ticket for the Spring Festival..."

The apprentices of Sun Desheng in the background were also amused, they didn't know what Wang Cong was going to say, Sun Desheng had already surprised them at that time, and now seeing this little master so funny, they couldn't help but admire a little.

The stage continued.

Wang Cong continued: "Look at the audience, Mr. Zhou Demin's state is full of energy, and in the pile of cross talk, this is the most avant-garde and fashionable. ”

Zhou Demin said embarrassedly: "Hey, this person should be fashionable." ”

Wang Cong praised and said: "You see that I am relatively young and avant-garde, but I still can't compare with Mr. Demin, when I didn't know the computer, Mr. Demin had already begun to write things on the Internet." ”

Zhou Demin smiled and said: "I just love to write something." ”

Wang Cong continued: "I remember that at that time, I also went to the prostitution of Mr. Demin. ”

Zhou Demin was amused, and said pretendedly: "Ao? You have also been a prostitute of mine? It's called a blog. ”

Wang Cong explained: "Ao, blog, I can't remember my age clearly, but I just remember that they always point to you!"

Zhou Demin was even more dizzy and said: "Why are you so awkward to listen to you, and click me, that's a click (chicken)!"

Wang Cong suddenly said: "Ao~~~ point you are clicking (chicken)." ”

Zhou Demin said in an atmosphere: "Click rate (green)!"

Wang Cong was surprised: "Ho~~ Why is it all green!"

Sun Desheng...

Sun Desheng's apprentice...

Ji Xianhai looked at Cao Gang, and the two of them looked confused, this...

The audience was already laughing and was about to convulse at this time, as soon as Wang Cong came out, the applause was thunderous, resounding in the sky, and some even covered their bellies, it was so funny, those who were drinking beer were even worse, they sprayed out directly, and they were spilled everywhere.

"Hey, I can't stand it... Let me laugh for a while..."

"I'm going... No more... Haha, I've been with your prostitute..."

"Oh Mom... No more... Point Zhou Demin is a chicken... Hahaha..."

"Haha... Mr. Zhou Demin... This sentence is so special that the sisters are in place..."

"Damn... No, I'll have to laugh for a while... Damn, who are you, don't grab my clothes and laugh. ”

"I'm wiping, your saliva is rubbing on me..."

"No more... Ahaha... I'm really drunk..."

Wang Cong saw that the audience was already laughing, so he deliberately eased the rhythm, and waited until it was almost over, and then continued to perform the show. (To be continued.) )