Chapter 272 Drunken Racing

Zhang Dashan was pressed on the dining table by Xiao Yang with a blank face, not understanding why he let himself drink. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Little fellow, the uncle is with two taels every day, and if there are too many people who don't drink, they will delay things. ”

Xiao Yang waved his hand, "Don't, today is just for you to drink, let go of the drink, don't have so many scruples." ”

As he spoke, Xiao Yang poured him a glass of liquor and handed it over.

"Really... Do you have to drink it?"

"Gotta drink!"

"That's okay! I'll make an exception if I'm happy today!"

As he spoke, Zhang Dashan took care of his own stomach, and suddenly his face turned red, making his fat and greasy face look like a monkey's ass.

"Come again!" Xiao Yang poured him another glass, and Zhang Dashan drank it all.

Xiao San looked at them curiously, and secretly took a sip, but he was choked enough and couldn't stop crying.

"Dad, this is so unpleasant! Why do you keep letting Uncle have this kind of thing?"

Xiao Yang smiled mysteriously, "You'll know in a moment." ”

It's only been two minutes, Zhang Dashan has already eaten three glasses of liquor, although the cup is not big, one cup is two taels of liquor, but the degree is too high, Zhang Dashan at this time is a little bit bit of a tongue when he speaks.

"Little fellow! I'm happy today!"

Zhang Dashan was drunk, and the temperament of the original Northeast man was also revealed, and he slumped on the chair with his arms open, revealing his bulging belly, and began to play drunk.

"I Zhang Dashan has nothing else for so many years, just money, don't look at my small store, but I have a high profit!

It is said that men love to brag, especially after drinking, and if this is the case, even the honest Zhang Dashan began to blow it, and the brand store in the corner was dozens of times the size of their restaurant, and a single meal was enough for him to earn a month......

Xiao Yang was stunned by this, "Very good! It's this kind of emotion! Keep it up!"

Zhang Dashan was also extremely cooperative, and said with a big tongue: "When I leave the Wind Outer City, I will go to open a restaurant elsewhere, and I will not be able to earn money with my old nose with my skills! I won't lie to you, just me, I have also been the food god of the Wind Outer City!"

Xiao Yang saw that he felt almost the same, and used his internal force to force out his wine strength in the past.

"Uncle, remember that feeling just now! This is the emotion that an upstart should have!

Zhang Dashan, who was sober up, realized the embarrassment just now, and blushed a little, "I... Didn't say anything too much, did you?"

Xiao Yang smiled, "Come, this time you use the feeling just now to try the role of the nouveau riche..."

Don't say it, with the practice just now, Zhang Dashan's sense of being a nouveau riche has improved a lot, and after some minor polishing, he can be perfectly qualified for the feeling of this nouveau riche.

"Wang Fengwai! Lao Tzu wants to build ten slaughterhouses in your Fengwai City! I have covered all the slaughterhouses in this city!"

The more Zhang Dashan talked, the more fancy he became, and slowly he actually liked the feeling of being a nouveau riche.

Seeing this situation, Xiao Yang smiled happily: "Okay! That's the feeling, pay attention to improvisation when the time comes, and then put this on." ”

Xiao Yang handed him a gold chain, as thick as a finger, and hung it around his neck, and the image of the nouveau riche was even more appropriate.

Everything was ready, and the few people who were ready to go swaggered towards the City Lord's Mansion.

Don't say it, just the current outfit of these people, the original proudly powerful escort team hid far away when they saw them, as the saying goes, good people rely on gold clothes, and they can be domineering if they wear domineering.

On the spacious avenue, Xiao Yang and the others were swaggering, no one rushed to intercept them, and they were all flattering guys in the past.

This guy is still an acquaintance, and it is the mustache that went to collect taxes just now.

"How many uncles are from out of town?" walked over in a flattering manner, he really didn't see who these people were, it can be seen that the makeup skills are indeed not bad.

Zhang Dashan was also very powerful, according to what Xiao Yang told him, he gave him a blank look and didn't speak.

Nouveau riche is the first point! No one in my eyes, I am the biggest in the world!

Zhang Dashan turned his back to the mustache at a forty-five degree angle, snorted coldly, and continued to walk.

If you want to say that this person is also cheap, the more you ignore him, the more he will rush up and beg you.

"Masters, I'm the captain of the guard team in this windy outer city, if you have anything, you can send me directly!"

He thinks this is a beautiful difference, it seems that these masters should be very generous, and they may be able to make some oil and water.

Enough was enough, and the eight-character beard flattered Zhang Dashan in a timely manner.

"Okay, Lao Tie! Then it's up to you! Take me to meet your city lord! Lao Tzu has business to talk to him!" Zhang Dashan said and took out a bag of spirit stones from his pocket, which was directly on his face.

The second point of the nouveau riche! Lao Tzu has money! Lao Tzu has money! Lao Tzu is poor and only has money left!

A bag of spirit stones smashed on the face is really happy! Bazi Hu happily weighed a large bag of spirit stones, looked around with a thief's eyebrows, and cautiously put it into his pocket, this is to blame him for not being cautious, and he didn't open it to see if it was a spirit stone? Xiao Yang smiled secretly next to him, fantasizing that when he opened the spirit stone bag and found a pile of stones, he looked surprised, and those two mustaches couldn't get angry.

"A few masters, please, I'll take you to the City Lord's Mansion!"

Zhang Dashan still followed him tepidly, as if admiring the beautiful scenery around him.

"Looking at this scene, I suddenly became poetic!Ah! It's so wonderful in the city outside the wind, let's look for the unlucky city lord! There's a dogleg to lead the way, it's so wonderful in the city outside the wind!"

"Good poems, good poems!" Xiao Yang and a few people hurriedly held their stinky feet, "Dad, you write so well!"

Bazihu looked dazed, and finally hurriedly smiled and praised the good poem.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Dashan added a drama to himself, this limerick poem was improvised by him, in order to highlight the image of the nouveau riche.

The third point of the nouveau riche! Be literary! Be able to write poetry! Be able to "Ah!"

All the way to the city lord's mansion, the dog-legged mustache also sent them upstairs, and went directly to meet the current city lord Wang Fengwai.

Wang Fengwai himself is not as masculine as his name, but he has a bit of a girlishness, in today's words, he is a second chair.

He also speaks in a weird way.

"How many ~ where did they come from~"

Xiao Yang secretly gagged, glanced at Zhang Dashan, who continued to pretend to be arrogant, also entered the role, and replied arrogantly: "Who are you? Can you take care of things? My father and I are from Luocheng and want to invest in a slaughterhouse here!"

Wang Fengwai squinted his eyes and glanced at a few nouveau riche who were doing it, looked at Zhang Dashan's big gold chain, smelled the smell of wine and fishy smell all over his body, and believed it in his heart.

"Oh~ I'm the city lord~ I'm the biggest here~ You leave everything to me~ Do you want to invest?