Chapter 271: The Actor's Self-cultivation

Zhang Dashan opened his mouth, looked at Xiao Yang and the others with an extremely frightened look, and asked in disbelief: "You... You guys... Are they all demons?"

Xiao Yang turned around and asked Cui Yongjun, "What level are you?"

"Wuhou. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiao Yang nodded and replied to Zhang Dashan: "Well, Xiaosan and I are demon candidates, and he is Wuhou." ”

Even though Zhang Dashan was mentally prepared, he couldn't help but be shocked when he really got this answer.

After a long while, Zhang Dashan suddenly became ecstatic: "Great! Great! Fengwaicheng is saved!"

Xiao Yang looked at Xiao San with a smile, and the two of them suddenly felt that it was good to be able to help others.

Then, Xiao Yang and the others gathered around the table and discussed a plan on how to get close to the new city lord.

The so-called capture of the thief first captures the king, many ordinary people are innocent, only under his oppression what they have done, can ensure the safety of other irrelevant people and solve the matter here, the best way is to directly deal with the city lord.

"Wang Fengwai, this person loves money as much as his life, so it's better for you to pretend to be an investor..."Zhang Dashan offered advice.

Xiao Yang shook his head: "This is not good, we look too small, what big deal can we do." ”

"It's also... What can I do? Zhang Dashan thought about it, and suddenly broke off his train of thought.

Xiao San suddenly blinked and said, "Then it's better to say that the uncle is an investor?"

"Me?" Zhang Dashan was taken aback, "How can I do it, they all know me." ”

Xiao Yang suddenly had an idea: "Why not, I think it's so decided, let's dress up the uncle, look like a successful person in the world, and put makeup on him, it will definitely work." ”

"Who knows how to put on makeup? are you or me?" Cui Yongjun scoffed, they will also hide their identities when they are killers, but they usually wear night clothes, and they are not good at makeup, and there are people in the dark lair who are good at it, but this person has disappeared for a long time.

Xiao San suddenly jumped out proudly, and his little head was raised: "Isn't it just makeup, leave it to me!"

Xiao Yang was surprised: "Do you know how to put on makeup? What kind of makeup do you wear as a cat demon?"

Xiao San said unhappily: "Why can't I know how to put on makeup! I'm also a girl, okay! I've learned!"

"Who did you learn from?"

"Sister Wu Hui!"

It turned out that he learned from Wu Hui, and it was not easy for a little broken child to learn makeup.

But Xiao Yang can't say anything now, it's just right.

"So... Isn't it okay?" Zhang Dashan's resistance was extremely weak, and he was dragged to the kitchen by Xiao Sanlian.

About half an hour or so, Xiao San came out with Zhang Dashan, but Zhang Dashan's head was hazy with a piece of cloth, and he couldn't see his current appearance clearly, and there were still some blood stains on this cloth, as if it was used to wipe the blood stains on the knife...

Xiao San walked over with Zhang Dashan, "Look at our brand new uncle!

Xiao Sanyi lifted the cover, revealing Zhang Dashan's current appearance, Xiao Yang was dumbfounded.

Don't say it, Xiao San's talent for makeup is really not covered, although there are no professional makeup tools here, but Xiao San used lard, fish oil or something to repaint Zhang Dashan, not to mention, it's really like a different person.

At this time, Zhang Dashan's face was shiny, his hair was also wiped with lard, and there was a brand new scar on his face, which looked like some kind of meat was stuck on it... The overall image seems to be the villain big brother in Hong Kong and Taiwan movies in the early years, cooperating with Zhang Dashan's big shoulders and round waist, standing up with a beer belly, and he is really a bit of a nouveau riche.

"How's it going, I'm good at drawing!" Xiao San triumphantly invited credit.

Xiao Yang and Cui Yongjun gave a thumbs up together.

"It's really good! It's a fight with Seven Kills!" Cui Yongjun exclaimed.

"Who are the Seven Kills?"

"A former killer of the Dark Lair, who was best at transfiguration. ”

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The pretending is painted, and there is still a complete outfit.

"Do you think this will work?" Zhang Dashan returned to the back room and rummaged for a while, taking out a dusty old-fashioned tunic suit.

"Well!" Xiao Yang scratched his head, and finally said, "Just modify it!"

As he spoke, Xiao Yang spread the teacher's tunic on the table, and then removed all the pockets with the cold light dagger, the cold light dagger was very sharp, and it was completely overkill when he was a tailor, and then made the different colors because the pockets were covered, so that the overall color was consistent, and then removed a few buttons on the top and folded them diagonally to become a V-neck......

Xiao Yang shook the return trip on his clothes, and said with satisfaction: "It's done, uncle, you can put it on and take a look." ”

Zhang Dashan obediently put on his clothes and looked in the mirror, don't you say, Xiao Yang's modification is also very successful, although the color is a little saved, but now the trend is retro, this set of clothes with Xiao San's makeup, it has a little bit of a violent + rich feeling.

"Perfect!" Xiao Yang was very satisfied with his masterpiece.

Cui Yongjun also leaned over, his nose kept sniffing around Zhang Dashan, and his brows furrowed: "The smell on his body is too fishy." ”

It's lard and fish oil, and there's a piece of raw meat on the face, so it's strange if it's not fishy.

"It's okay!" Xiao Yang waved his hand, "This is not Fengwai City! You just said that you are a slaughterhouse, and you plan to open a branch factory in Fengwaicheng to supply the restaurants here." ”

It's a good idea, and it makes up for his "scar" and fishy smell.

Xiao Yang and Cui Yongjun are also dressed up, dressed as Zhang Dashan's two sons, and they also combed their heads neatly with lard, don't you say, this man's head shape is the same, and he even looks like a lot.

Zhang Dashan looked at the three people in the mirror and asked, "We... Like father and son?"

"It's not like it!" Xiao San exclaimed.

"Hahaha! I, Zhang Dashan, how can I have such a powerful son as you two..."Laughing and laughing, Zhang Dashan was a little gloomy.

Zhang Dashan married a woman and almost had a child, but God is not beautiful, his woman had a difficult birth when she gave birth, and she didn't keep her size, and this incident also became a pain for his life, so that he hadn't been married for so long, and he had been alone.

"The line is also ready, and then we will exercise our acting skills. ”

Do a full set of plays, if you have costumes, you have to act well, although several people are not actors, but they rely on acting skills everywhere in life, and it is a must to have good acting skills in this king capture plan.

Speaking of acting, Xiao Yang introduced Zhang Dashan to how a violent + rich man should speak, and how to show the atmosphere of a local tyrant when he acts... This stumped Zhang Dashan, a small flat-headed commoner, how could he know those tricks of pretending to be eggs.

He smiled bitterly and waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no! I can't get it! This nouveau riche is not suitable for me, is there something simple, closer to my life?"

"No!" Xiao Yang refused, but it was also a problem that Zhang Dashan couldn't get into the state, how could he let go of real life and then become like his name... You're going to ask what's wrong with his name? Dashan! Kan Dashan understands it? It's just blowing something, and you understand it this time, right?

Xiao Yang was thinking and meditating, and when he saw the liquor on the table, he suddenly thought about it.

Don't they all say that men will brag when they drink, so let Zhang Dashan brag enough today!