【126】Don't make trouble, I'll cook
Unloading the system easily, Li Xiaowu walked towards the vegetable market with a smile on his face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After arriving at the vegetable market, the vegetable market in Iraq instantly stunned Li Xiaowu, since he didn't know many of the vegetables inside.
He didn't dare to buy it if he didn't know it, if he bought it, he wouldn't do it when he went back, and he would be laughed at by Huang Tingting, and it would be a shame.
There was no way, Li Xiaowu could only start with potatoes, tomatoes, onions, spinach, artichokes, these familiar dishes.
Li Xiaowu stopped in front of a vegetable vendor and took two potatoes, two tomatoes, two onions, one spinach, and one artichoke.
Then he smiled at the vegetable vendor; "Boss, help me calculate how much this is, and by the way, some green onions and garlic."
After the vegetable vendor helped Li Xiaowu pack it all, he said that he didn't weigh it and handed it to him with a smile, and before he could ask him for money, he took the bag Li Xiaowu and was a little overwhelmed.
Your mother, you don't even call it, do you see that I am an Asian face, so you want to blackmail me, I damn it, it turns out that Iraqis are also fucking black.
The vegetable vendor looked at Li Xiaoxiao's expression and hurriedly explained; "Sir, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to blackmail you, I'll give you all these dishes for free, if it's not enough, you can get some more."
Li Xiaowu touched his head and said with a puzzled face; "Are you out to sell vegetables, or do you come out to do love, and I don't need your love, although I'm not very rich, but I can still afford these vegetables."
The greengrocer shook his head and said with a smile on his face; "Brother, I don't take your money because I give face to the Divine Doctor of Death.
The Miracle Doctor of Death is Asian, so at this time, Asians in Iraq can enjoy special treatment, don't give me money, give me money, I won't want you. ”
Give me face like this, then I'll give you this face.
Today's vegetables will let you invite, no money, no money, no money, so don't you want money for meat, forget it, meat is still eaten in the space.
After leaving the vegetable market, Li Xiaowu grabbed a big pheasant from the space, and then walked home with green vegetables in one hand and a big pheasant in the other.
When he walked halfway, Li Xiaowu suddenly saw that many people were worshipping God in front of him, and he felt that the statue of this god was very familiar, and when he walked in, Li Xiaowu was dumbfounded, since the god they were worshipping was him.
"Doctor of Death, Doctor of Death, be merciful and merciful, save us, our suffering people, the West and the North have been set free by Your grace.
Please, set us free, God, and help us drive out the demons who have taken over our land for thirteen years.
Please, Death Doctor, my beloved God, please take your people into the future, for the gods we need your help. ”
In front of the statue, dozens of Iraqi citizens knelt on the ground and pleaded sincerely.
Looking at the green vegetables in his hand, Li Xiaowu secretly said in his heart; "Am I too selfish to give up the system and give up my divine power, am I really wrong to choose to live a quiet life with Tingting?"
Quietly wiping away the reluctant tears from the corners of his eyes, Li Xiaowu turned around and walked home, and whispered without looking back;
"I'm sorry, I can't help you anymore, maybe a new host is already on the way, good luck to you."
"Death Doctor, Death Doctor, please come and save us.
Thirteen years, we have been suffering thirteen years, we long for freedom, we need freedom, we want to run our own country, God save us. ”
Behind Li Xiaowu, there was a burst of voices that made his heart ache, although he wanted to turn back at this time, and shouted loudly to the Iraqi citizens behind him, I am the miracle doctor of death, my people, follow me to welcome our freedom.
But at this moment, he can't do it, without the system, just like the Jade Emperor said, he is just an ordinary person who can no longer be ordinary, he is no longer the one who saves the dead and helps the wounded.
Lost and depressed, he returned to his residence, and when he arrived at the door, Li Xiaowu put away his lost expression, put on a happy smile, and opened the door with a smile on his face.
Huang Tingting in the room was holding Little Tyson watching TV, and when she saw Li Xiaowu coming back, Huang Tingting immediately pouted and said very dissatisfied;
"Did you hook up with a woman in the vegetable market, it took so long to come back, we are all starving, hurry up and cook, hum."
"Didn't you hook up with a woman, we're all starving to death, hurry up and cook, hum." Little Tyson was in Huang Tingting's arms, leaning up his little head to learn Huang Tingting's tone, and said in a milky voice.
From the space ring, he took out a snack and put it in front of the two of them, Li Xiaowu said with a funny face; "Obey my wife, the little one will serve you tea and cook immediately, and you will always pad your stomach with these snacks."
Huang Tingting took the snack and opened it, and then continued to eat snacks and watch TV with Little Tyson, and directly ignored Li Xiaowu's face.
After waiting for a while, seeing that Huang Tingting didn't kiss herself, Li Xiaowu pointed to her face and looked at Huang Tingting stupidly; "Wife, my husband is going to cook, don't you want to give a loving kiss?"
Huang Tingting picked up Little Tyson, let Little Tyson kiss Li Xiaowu on the face, and then said impatiently; "Okay, dear, hurry up and go cook, if we don't cook, we'll starve to death."
Looking at Little Tyson's suddenly clean mouth, Li Xiaowu touched his face, and when he saw his dirty hands, his whole heart suddenly became half cold, and now he finally realized what it means that my heart is broken.
pinched Little Tyson's little face, Li Xiaowu said angrily; "Little guy, look at the good things you have done, as a punishment for waiting for the stewed chicken made by the master, you can only eat the chicken butt, and your big chicken leg is canceled."
"Hey, hey.... Master, I believe in you, and you will definitely give me a big chicken leg to eat, if you dare not give me chicken legs to eat, when I go back to the space at night, hehehe..... you know. Little Tyson looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a wicked smile on his face.
Your sister, whose son is this little guy, I really want to see what his parents look like. [Li Xiaowu himself]
After entering the kitchen, Li Xiaowu first killed the big pheasant, put it in a stone pot to make seasonings, and then put it on the gas hood and began to make stewed chicken.
After making the stewed chicken, Li Xiaowu sliced the tomatoes and made scrambled eggs with tomatoes, cut the potatoes into strips to make french fries, and sliced and fried the potatoes into potato chips.
When Li Xiaowu had prepared all the food, he suddenly felt a wave of uneasiness, and when he opened his perspective eye, he was instantly frightened.
A meteor was heading towards his position, flying in a straight line, and with the experience of the last time, Li Xiaowu knew that this was 100% the system back.
Li Xiaowu opened the room, quickly ran towards the no-man's land, and then shouted without tears; "Don't make a fuss, I'm cooking.
Go back quickly, I don't want to be yours anymore, that broken host, China's 1.3 billion people, you go back and choose slowly. ”
Although Li Xiaowu shouted like this, he still could not escape the fate of being smashed into the pit, lying in the deep pit, Li Xiaoguo's mood was very complicated, with all the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty tastes. (To be continued.) )