Although they were scolded by Jiao Shi fiercely, the Jade Emperor still did not give up. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

China is the most populous country in the world, with a population of 1.3 billion, so they firmly believe that as long as they and others do not give up and work harder, they will definitely be able to find a suitable candidate from these 1.3 billion people.

Good students can't do it, so the Jade Emperor decided to try bad students, bad students are easy to find, because the bad students in every school are particularly conspicuous, so they will find a bad student in three or two Jade Emperors, a student who is bad to the bones.

Meng Xiaotian, sixteen years old, height 188, weight 203, bad personality to the bones, like to flirt with girls, do not listen to classes in class, beat classmates after class, collect protection money after school, and rob at night.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Meng Xiaotian walked out of the school with a sway, and suddenly he saw a commissary not far away, there was a classmate in the class who was buying soda to drink, licking the corners of his mouth, Meng Xiaotian walked over with a smile.

After arriving at the commissary, Meng Xiaotian took a bottle of the most expensive drink in the store, plus a lot of the most expensive snacks in the store, then looked at the owner of the commissary and pointed to his classmates;

"Boss, my classmate is in for a treat, Xiaodong, you will have a treat, right, you will definitely have a treat, right?

Xiaodong, if you don't invite you, I promise that someone will carry you home later, and then for the next month, you will lie at home and not have to go to school."

swallowed his saliva, and the classmate named Xiaodong laughed; "What did Brother Tian say about this, Brother Tian eats, can you not pay for your younger brother, is Brother Tian enough to eat, do you want to come again?"

asked the boss for a bag, Meng Xiaotian packed a big bag of snacks, and then drank a drink with the snacks on his face, and said with a smile on his face;

"Xiaodong, you have performed well, your protection fee will be waived this month, don't thank brother, brother is such a good person, hahahaha......"

Looking at Meng Xiaotian, who was gradually moving away, the classmate named Xiaodong spit out a mouthful of saliva, stood up and scolded angrily;

"Bastard, bastard, Nima next door, if I hadn't been able to beat you, Lao Tzu would have killed your dog in minutes, bastard Meng Xiaotian, Lao Tzu cursed you to be stoned to death by a meteor while walking."

As soon as Xiaodong's words fell, a meteor slipped down from the sky, without any deviation, and directly smashed Meng Xiaotian into the ground.

Bang Bang Bang .......... In the distance, the mountains shook the ground, and then there were bursts of dust, which confused everyone's vision in the front section.

Looking at the dust in the distance, the commissary owner looked at Xiaodong and said; "Classmate, you crow's mouth, it's just no one, don't curse me, I'm in for a treat on what you bought today."

When Xiaodong heard the boss say this, he dropped a hundred yuan, picked up his schoolbag and ran home, without looking back, and shouted to the boss of the commissary;

"Boss, don't talk about today's matter, otherwise I'll be sure of it, curse you and don't kill you with meteors."

The owner of the commissary looked at the figure of Xiaodong's classmates in the distance; "I'll go to your uncle's ..........................................."

Meng Xiaotian, who was in the deep pit, opened his eyes in a daze, and then said with a confused face; "Where is this, how am I here, is it that I have done too many bad things, have I suffered from the heavenly dogs, cough cough cough...... Why is there so much dust? ”

"Ahem, cough, cough.... Are you okay, kid, pull the rope quickly, and your uncle will pull you up. A big man threw down a rope and shouted anxiously at Meng Xiaotian.

From the moment he saw his uncle, Meng Xiaotian secretly swore in his heart; "God testifies, I, Meng Xiaotian, will be completely changed from today onwards, and I will be a new person.

I'll wash off the tattoos on my body later, and be a well-behaved student from now on, and if I break my oath, I'll be killed by thunder. ”

After pulling the uncle's rope and leaving the pit, Meng Xiaotian looked at the uncle and said with a sincere face; "Thank you, boss, thank you for saving me up.

Don't worry, from today onwards, I will never go to your place to make trouble again, I decided to be a person again, thank you so much boss. ”

The Great Khan patted Meng Xiaotian on the shoulder and said with a smile on his face; "Uncle used to be a school gangster like you.

I also don't like to read, I like to fight, I like to bully my classmates, collect protection money, molest girls, and even rob.

Later, I went out of society, followed others to form gangs, fought everywhere all day long and grabbed land, the first few years were very good, but such a good life did not last long, in the fifth year I was shot in the head, and lay in the hospital for a year.

For me, my family sold their houses and land, borrowed all their relatives, and finally even went to the bank, mortgaged the house where I lived, and took out a loan to hospitalize me.

During my stay in the hospital, none of my friends came to see me, and neither did I go to see any of them after I was discharged.

Young man, study hard, don't be like your uncle, when you look back, you find that you are late. ”

Meng Xiaotian walked to the tattoo parlor in a chaotic manner, and the owner of the shop saw the old customers coming to the door, and hurriedly stepped forward to greet him warmly;

"Pretty boy, what kind of tattoo do you want to tattoo, I helped you tattoo last time, is the green dragon so good-looking, is it majestic?"

Taking off his clothes, Meng Xiaotian looked at the boss and said; "100 yuan is not enough to wash the tattoos all over my body, if it is enough, it will be washed for me.

If it's not enough, you can help me ,...... Damn, my chest, what is this, when did this exist? ”

Half an hour later, the Jade Emperor and the other immortals were dumbfounded again, their system logo had been washed off by Meng Xiaotian's tattoo.

After Meng Xiaotian, the Jade Emperor and the others also found nearly a hundred hosts, but without exception, they either couldn't afford the energy consumption of the system, or there were various accidents, causing them to lose their qualifications to be hosts.

It doesn't matter if the Jade Emperor and the gods are chosen, they are just dazzled at most, but the God of Time and Space is miserable, and he begins to doubt life.

The god of time and space was angry, and directly struck and stopped, looking at the distant time and space, the Jade Emperor and the gods could only helplessly invite Tai Bai Xing back from the outside again.

Tai Bai Xing looked at the system in his hand and said with a wry smile on his face; "This is a third-generation system, specially made for the host Li Xiaoxiao, and he is the only one who can use it in this world.

Now that you can get it directly, he doesn't want to do it anymore, and it's useless for you to come to me. ”

The Jade Emperor looked at Tai Bai Xing and said with a wry smile on his face; "Taibai, here you have a good relationship with him, you can help the widow and become a lobbyist."

"A bottle of immortal pills, a bottle of immortality, I can help you find the host.

The host is afraid that his wife will have another accident, and with the immortal pill, he can ensure that his wife will not die again, and the immortal face is a woman who can't resist it, the host has so many wives, hehe... Jade Emperor, you know. Tai Bai Xing touched his long beard and said with a grin.

There is no way, the Jade Emperor and the gods can only compromise, a bottle of immortal pills and immortal face was bought by the gods themselves from Taishang Laojun. (To be continued.) )