"Female guests are invited to the stage!"

Accompanied by the theme music of the show, thirteen female guests dressed in fancy costumes came to the stage. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoSome are wearing Chinese costumes, some are Western-style antique, and some even dress with fur and skirts to pretend to be sexy primitives.

The thirteenth Internet celebrity face Du Shanni wore a pointed red hat and a red cloak and walked onto the stage, dressed like a witch in red, according to herself, this is her "team uniform".

No. 12 Mo Yuying, who has a very low sense of presence on the stage, asked Senior Sister Anqi to borrow a set of maid costumes from the school's drama department.

The No. 6 poisonous tongue female star Lili is dressed as an ancient emperor, and seems to imitate the empress in Chinese history.

The only one wearing modern clothes is more eye-catching at this time, and the No. 1 goddess Deng Xue is still in her previous clothes, still with a confident smile.

"After the last trip to Hujia Village, our show ushered in a lot of newcomers, let me take you to get to know them." Zhu Xiao began to introduce the new female guests on stage.

When it was the seventh turn, the host of the show smiled awkwardly: "Miss Xiaoyan, may I ask what era and country are you wearing?" Why do you still have wings? ”

Xiaoyan, an entertainment reporter from the county newspaper, lifted her black-framed glasses and said solemnly: "In the age of mythology, the angel of heaven spreads happiness." With that, she also raised her own little harp and plucked it very seriously.

"Oh, oh, I see." Zhu Xiao wiped her cold sweat, she didn't expect the dull female reporter to have such a cute side.

"Finally, we have invited our love doctor to the stage!"

Li Shao put on a very simple robe and walked onto the stage with a long cane in his hand.

"Yo! Dr. Li, are you joining in the fun today? This dress is ......," Zhu Xiao asked, pointing at Li Shaoxiao.

"It's the prophet Moxi." The love witch on the side replied, she pointed to the love doctor's staff and said with a smile: "No, this snake staff is exactly the same as the real one." ”

Li Shao nodded and smiled: "Miss Mi Wan is not an expert in humanities and culture, yes, I am pretending to be Moxi." It's just that I chose a template from the Internet to imitate this cane, but I didn't expect it to be right. ”

"Hehe, I just learned about the appearance of the real thing in ancient books...... Mi Wan squinted and smiled, "Doctor Li, are you going to lead the love refugees across the sea of loneliness?" Or do you want to cure everyone's single disease? ”

"Oh, I hope so......"

"Now that everyone is here, please stand still, our journey of time and space love begins now!" After the host finished speaking, the love witch performed her love magic, she clapped her hands, and the stage scene was immediately changed to a palace garden with red walls and green tiles.

A man then came to the stage, "This king has come to choose a princess today, and she will be my queen in the future." ”

I saw that the person who came was very handsome, he was wearing a golden dragon robe, walked to the stage with square steps, and stood with his hands behind his back.

The female guests immediately screamed, and some people immediately recognized the male guests' imitation objects.

"Fourth Master!"

"No, it's the Fourteenth Master!"

"It's the fourth elder brother! What a handsome fourth elder brother! It goes well with my palace maid's dress. ”

The host smiled and pressed his hand, and said to the male guest: "Please also ask the male guest to introduce himself, of course, if you want to tell the truth, don't say that you are about to ascend the throne." ”

The man smiled and said, "My name is Huang Si, and it's not bad to call me the fourth master, I come from the provincial capital......"

After the male guests finished their own statements, the female guests wanted to ask questions, but Mi Wan waved her hand and said, "Don't worry, wait for the other five to take the stage together, and then there will be a group of heroes." ”

She clapped her hands again, and the stage scene immediately switched, this time it was an iceberg of the sea, a huge cruise ship slowly passed in the background, and a young foreigner in suspenders walked up to the stage.

"Jack!"

"The oil sauce is broken! Love sauce break! ”

After the ocean, there is the scholarly garden, and the scholar holding a huge butterfly kite takes the stage.

"Lian Shanbo!"

Dajiang appeared, a horse roared, and a samurai in armor came up to the stage, shouting, "Yu Ji, I'm here!" ”

"Overlord!"

The screen cuts to a Western-style medieval building with a terrace. "Lonely lover!" A young man with a sword at his waist is unveiled.

"Romeo!"

After the fifth male guest took the stage, the whole stage suddenly went dark, only a snap of fingers and a round of applause were heard, and the lights were lit again, and there was a young man in modern clothes in the center of the stage.

Although he was only in his early twenties, his back was a little hunched, and he stared at the ground with a pair of big misty eyes, like a doll.

"Huh? Who is this pretending to be? ”

"Modern man? Which love story is in? ”

"It's not like anything!"

Zhu Xiao cast an inquiring look at Mi Wan, who nodded and looked at the sixth male guest with a smug smile.

"Since the male guests have crossed time and space to our stage, let's ask the female guests to ask questions." The moderator said.

"Lord Host, what is the role of this last?" The female guests asked in unison.

"This ......" Zhu Xiao looked at Mi Wan, and the love witch immediately clapped her hand again.

The man who appeared at the end suddenly raised his eyelids, seemed to have woken up from Fang Cai's confusion, showed his rabbit teeth and yawned and smiled: "I play an ordinary bachelor." ”

The female guests were obviously not satisfied with this answer, but seeing that there were no attractive highlights in the bachelor, they ignored it and asked other male guests questions instead.

Mi Wan quietly stood beside Du Shanni and laughed in a low voice, "How is it?" It's the same as the real thing, right? ”

"I don't know, I haven't seen him young." Duzanne pouted, "When will the Lord be summoned?" ”

"It depends on when the Heavenly Mandate Bureau is activated, all you can do now is to continuously provide the energy needed for summoning, and leave the rest to the Heavenly Mandate Bureau and the large array I have laid out."

"But all the ones who should appear have already appeared, but Anqi has no news, these people will not die tonight."

"Don't worry, if you don't die, it's not called the Mandate of Heaven, and at the same time, with the breath of the two big witches interfering, the little crow's prophecy will definitely be deviated."

Du Shanni squinted at the senior girl beside her, and nodded in agreement with Mi Wan's statement.

The new female guests were more enthusiastic in asking questions, but the initial questions were all aimed at the "fourth elder brother" with the highest appearance.

"Fourth master, what do you do?"

"Do you have any hobbies? Do you like to watch palace fighting dramas? ”

"If you're so handsome, you must have an ex-girlfriend."

After the fourth elder brother answered a few questions, Xiaoyan, an entertainment reporter dressed as an angel, raised her hand to indicate that she had a problem.

"Please."

"You say you're engaged in music production, can you be specific?"

"Uh...... It's just writing lyrics and arranging music or something. ”

"Did you publish any work?"

"This ...... Not very famous yet. ”

"And how much do you earn from this job?"

"That...... Not bad, isn't it? ”

"You said you work in the provincial capital Beicheng District, and as far as I know, there are no music companies there."

"Uh...... Our company is small. Xiaoyan wanted to ask something, but the "fourth elder brother" rushed to the host: "Lord host, I brought a song I wrote, can I ......?"

"Of course, do you need a soundtrack rhythm?" Zhu Xiao said with a smile.

"No, you don't." The "fourth elder brother" took a guitar from the audience, and then played and sang to himself:

"I am a lonely emperor in the cold wall, crossing time just for ......"

"Enough!" A coquettish cheer interrupted the performance of the male guests, only to see No. 6 pointing at himself and smiling: "Now I am the emperor here, you are only a crown prince at most, and you are about to be abolished." ”

Before the "Fourth Elder Brother" could react, Lili shook her mobile phone and said, "Coincidentally, I have many friends in the music circle in the provincial capital, but no one has heard of you." ”

"Uh...... I'm just a low-key musician. ”

"But ......," the poisonous female star continued to laugh, "There are people who know the resident singer of the little fourth brother." Director, did you receive the photo I sent you? ”

The director of the show did not answer, but a picture appeared on the background screen: a scruffy man sitting on a small stool in a bar, holding a guitar and singing for customers.

This is exactly the "Fourth Elder Brother".

"There's no shame in singing in a bar, but don't talk about yourself as a success, liar!" Lili snorted coldly.

The scene was a little embarrassing, the male guests were so embarrassed that their faces were flushed, and the female guests pointed at him, Zhu Xiao wanted to ask the love doctor and the love witch to evaluate, but the female reporter on the seventh asked another male guest.

"This Mr. Jack, you say that you are a teacher at a university, so what major do you teach?"

"Foreign language."

"When did you get your teaching qualification? Do you have any history of education in your home country? Is this major language-related? ”

"This ......"

"Humph! Another liar! The No. 6 poisonous female star shook her mobile phone again and said, "You are only holding a tourist visa for Huaxia, and you are not entangled in backpacking, so you work at that university." You are teaching students to speak and talk, not a real teacher at all! ”

The combined offensive of the six and seven did not end there.

"This Mr. Overlord, looking at your behavior, it seems that you have been a soldier."

"Yes, discharged."

"And what is your current occupation?"

"Public Security Department ......"

"But there aren't many people in our county public security bureau, and I haven't seen you."

"I'm ...... Subordinate departments. ”

"Liar! It's obviously joint defense! ”

Next, Liang Shanbo and Romeo were not spared.

"You say you have an unforgettable relationship?"

……

"Liar! You've been divorced! And kids! ”

"You're from the Eagle Country?"

……

"Liar! It's clearly a repressed refugee! ”

Zhu Xiao wanted to stop the two female guests from joining forces to dismantle the stage several times, but after seeing Xiaoyan's focused professional expression, he finally chose to wait and see in silence.

There is also the last male guest, I hope he can be normal. After all, all the male guests of an episode of the show were scolded as liars, which somewhat damaged the image of the show...... Well, that's also a highlight.

"This gentleman, may I ask ......?"

The sixth male guest raised his hand to interrupt the question of the seventh female reporter, and grinned: "No need to ask, many people have already called me a liar." ”

Xiaoyan lifted her black-rimmed glasses and frowned, "But we don't know your name yet." ”

The male guest who claimed to be a liar took two steps forward, turned his head and lowered his neck, and said, "My name is Lin Yiliang, and I am a civil servant. ”