"Civil servants? Ahaha! Lili leaned on her waist and smiled, "Is this a legal program?" Do you want me to teach the audience how to spot a scammer? ”

Lili stretched out her hand and pointed at the male guest who claimed to be a civil servant and said, "I don't even have to look at my phone to know that you are lying!" ”

"Oh?" Lin Yiliang blinked wide, and said with a toothy smile: "How can you see it?" ”

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"Young?" Lin was stunned for a moment, and immediately took out the mirror from his arms and looked at it, "Wow, it's so young, it's awesome!" But what if I say I'm growing backwards? ”

"Even if you are well-maintained, how can any civil servant say that he is a liar, isn't this a discredit to the country?" Lili continued to scoff.

"Did I say that?" Lin Yiliang scratched the non-existent goatee, "No, I'm just saying that many people call me a liar." ”

"You ......" This quibbling young man made Lili a little angry.

No. 7 female reporter Xiaoyan opened her mouth and asked, "Mr. Lin, may I ask what department do you work in?" ”

"What is the level of your interview privileges?" Lin Yiliang asked the female reporter rhetorically, "This is a state secret." ”

"Humph! Little liar! Lili snorted coldly.

Xiaoyan frowned and said, "My rank is very low, but according to the regulations, since you have claimed to be a public servant, I have the right to see your documents." ”

"Okay." Lin Yiliang took it into his arms, touched it for a long time, and frowned: "Huh? Where did I put it? ”

Hearing this, the thirteenth Internet celebrity turned his head to look at Mi Wan, and the love witch signaled her to feel at ease.

"Oh! Here! Lin finally took out his ID and dangled in front of the No. 7 female reporter and said, "No! You understand when you see this cover, right? ”

"No kidding!" Lili said coldly: "Who knows if you are true or not......"

"It's true." Xiaoyan helped her glasses, "This is a document from a special state department, and it is impossible to forge it." ”

Hearing her say this, everyone present was shocked, this oily young man was really a civil servant, and he was a secret service?

"Know the goods!" Lin Yiliang gave a thumbs up to No. 7, put away his documents and said with a smile: "I look here like a blind date show, since that's the case, do you beauties have anything to ask me?" ”

"Yes!" No matter how Lili looks at it, she thinks this man is very annoying, "Why do you carry a mirror with you as a big man?" What a mother! ”

Lin was not angry at all, took out the mirror and explained while looking at it: "First, I want to ensure the image of a civil servant, which is a special need of my job. ”

"Second......" Lin Yiliang tilted his eyes and looked at No. 6 and said: "It's convenient for self-positioning." ”

Lili cut off: "There's no shame in the sissy!" Narcissism is hateful! What excuses are you looking for......"

"I found you have a good sense of camera." The male guest who loves to look in the mirror approached Lili and looked at the whole stage from her perspective.

"At any given time, you can quickly find the camera with the light on and pose it perfectly."

"You ......"

Lin Yiliang didn't intend to let the female guests interject, and continued to smile: "You are different from other female guests, you have long-term screen experience, I guess, you haven't stayed on this stage for a long time, you are a professional artist." ”

"Hmph, everybody knows ......"

Lin didn't care what No. 6 said, turned to look at the audience and said: "As the staff of this program group, these people don't have much eye contact with each other, they are two groups of people who have just worked together, right?" ”

"What are you trying to illustrate with all this nonsense?" Lili roared.

"Don't worry, let me explain slowly." Lin waved his hand at Six.

"It's not to discriminate against you, but I find that you seem to be much worse than these new foreign colleagues in terms of professional quality." He pointed to the original staff of Jinqiu County TV and said: "Low self-esteem, excitement, curiosity, jealousy, and will be influenced by me as a guest on the show, you really need to improve." Hehe, this shows that this should be a show in a small town. ”

"And you......" he pointed to No. 6 again, "you are already famous, and you are willing to come to the town to participate in the show, and it should not be the first time to participate, what does this mean?" ”

Lin Yiliang looked at Lili with a gloomy face, and smiled slowly: "It means that you need to stay here." I guess, you're making a scandal today, right? Hand shaking, blinking frequency, beauty, is it related to illegal drugs? You're in the early stages of drug rehabilitation, aren't you? ”

"For people like you who have the courage to change themselves, I have always admired them in the future, and I can't change my mistakes." As he spoke, Lin Yiliang actually took out a meat bun from his arms, and said with a smile while eating: "Although you are a poisonous tongue artist, your skills are still shallow, and you must have just transformed after the scandal." ”

"So the question is, have you looked in the mirror after the transformation? Have you asked yourself countless times if you are suitable to take the poisonous tongue route? Do you make all sorts of annoying looking expressions in front of the mirror? ”

"What the hell is going on with you?" Lili said viciously.

"That's why I always have a mirror around me."

Lin Yiliang finished eating the meat bun, wiped his mouth in the mirror and said, "I remind myself all the time who I am and what role I should play. ”

After the stage was silent for a moment, Xiaoyan asked the male guest, "Listen to your tone, are you not familiar with this place?" ”

"yes." Lin nodded, "Your issue is based on the theme of cross-time and space love, right?" I guess I just got summoned to this plane. “

"Neurotic! This man is sick! Lili, who had just been seen through, scolded.

"That's right." Lin showed his rabbit teeth and smiled: "The doctor said that I have a hereditary brain dysfunction, so short-term amnesia, hallucinations or something are as common as sneezing." ”

"Mr. Lin!" Doctor Love stood up, "I'm very sorry, I'm afraid our stage is not suitable for you." ”

"Are you the right fit?" Lin Yiliang smiled and asked Li Shaodao, "Looking at your dress, you are trying your best to show others that you are a minister, prophet, and saint, and hope that others will distinguish right from wrong under your own influence?" ”

"Not bad! I really want to promote truth, goodness, beauty, and positive energy. Li Shao nodded, "Why am I not suitable?" ”

"Because people can only see what they want to see. You understand this, and you have chosen this popular program as your preaching ground, but you have chosen the wrong role."

Lin took out the meat dumplings again, and said while eating: "You can only preach as a doctor, but you can't use yourself as an example to take medicine." Can your preaching change the perception of male and female guests? Can it influence the audience's values? I guess ha, it's hard, it's easy to get caught up in other vulgar entertainment elements. ”

After hearing this, the love doctor fell into deep thought, and after a moment he respectfully asked, "Then what should I do?" ”

"How do I know! Look in the mirror yourself! ”

Lin left the love doctor in a daze, and smiled at the female guests: "Beauties, please don't mind, although I have some illnesses, I have never affected my normal life because of this." As a civil servant, my conditions are not bad, so I am a good choice. ”

The female guests looked at this psychopath, and their curiosity was greater than their affection.

"How educated are you? Where do you go to school? ”

"Graduated with honors from XX University."

"Huaxia aristocratic private university?"

"That's nonsense, it's nothing more expensive than tuition. I've heard that there is a university built in the mountains that is much richer than my alma mater. ”

"What's your family situation like? I guess I would be rich enough to go to an aristocratic university. ”

"I'm single, I'm quite wealthy, and I have a house. However, I was recruited to my alma mater in the first place. ”

"Oh? Do you have any specialties? ”

"I was sick, so my alma mater recruited me to show love."

“…… What about the history of marriage and love? ”

"I had a girlfriend, but we broke up."

"Because of your ...... Condition? ”

"No, because I ate too much and didn't get fat, she couldn't stand the stimulation and broke up with me."

“…… It's really hateful. ”

Mo Yuying looked at this strange male guest, and stopped talking several times.

She knew that this should be Sister Sunny's master, but why was the sister next to her so calm? Could this be her and Mi Wan's plan?

But Lin Yiliang didn't seem to know Du Shanni at all, and never took the initiative to talk, and rarely even looked at her platform 13.

"What kind of woman do you want to marry?" For the first time, the No. 1 goddess Deng Xue took the initiative to ask a question to a male guest for the first time.

"It's all good, but it's a pity that I can't take it all away." Lin Yiliang snorted.

"You seem to be very good at observing people, can you tell us about me?" Deng Xue took the initiative to say again.

"No, I'm not a fortune teller."

"You're welcome."

Lin lowered his head and took out a smoked sausage, took a bite and smiled: "I like to save the most delicious food for last, but since you are so enthusiastic, I will laugh at it." ”