After listening to Uncle Wang's soft words, the matchmaker still didn't follow: "Okay, you Wang paparazzi, the mother-in-law married into the room, the matchmaker threw over the wall, and the matchmaker didn't know how to be polite, so he almost pushed me to the ground and pressed me directly - what kind of system is it? You can't walk in front of the matchmaker, as the old saying goes, "the matchmaker proofs first, and the newcomer comes on the field", I haven't walked through it yet, you are ahead of the curve, not in a proper manner, do you understand? This is the rule. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info It's really dripping, and I don't know how the old fish cat taught you,"

"Actually, there's nothing urgent, it's just that it's not too early to see Tiancesium, and I'm a little impatient. Now that I've met your old man, I'll walk slowly with you, and talk while walking, and we haven't nagged like this for a long time. "Uncle Wang is not with him.

"That's right, I also have some things that I want to tell you for a long time, you know, before you get married, there are many things that you can't say as a matchmaker, it's not that we have to hide it from our intention to be a matchmaker, it's that some things are said early and those young people don't understand it at all, and some people go to sneak around when they hear it. What should we do if we mess up, can we still be able to completely get rid of our claws as matchmakers? So we have to wait until you have completed the house to see if we want to tell you whether we want to tell you or not. You're already a smart man who has become a big official, do you understand when I say that?"

Don't look at the matchmaker's old age, her feet are still very hard, much stronger than the quack woman, and the frame style can also be used for those young people for many years.

"What do you mean that if we really forget about matchmakers after we become a family, and we don't have the proper etiquette and respect, you matchmakers will hide it for a lifetime, and we will go and mess around, and you are watching jokes in the dark?"

"Where is it so excessive as you say, as long as we don't treat us as enemies, we will still tell us when we have the opportunity, and the people who are matchmakers are good people. ”

Uncle Wang and the matchmaker talked while walking, they didn't walk slowly, and soon got on the big road to Longwang Town, and they walked side by side. After a few words, the relationship becomes very close.

2★.

Even people like Uncle Wang said sincerely: "We still know too little about your matchmaking, just like the thank you matchmaker when we thanked the matchmaker, we only saw the whole pig's head and the pig's tail, and the big body in the middle, all of which were empty and didn't pay attention to it at all." ”

The matchmaker changed her previous weird smile and said with a serious face: "You have this thought, and it is worth me to tell you something that I didn't explain before." My matchmaker is not a person who talks more than the truth, and the words are used in front of people, and that is for the lively atmosphere. For you young people, I am always telling the truth in private, and you can't believe the rumors and take what I am saying as the wind in your ears. ”

"That's for sure. ”

The matchmaker looked at Uncle Wang deeply for a while, looking at it very carefully, just like a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law.

Uncle Wang's cheeks have been very thick in the officialdom, not that he is afraid of her seeing, but he is a little confused: "Granny Mei, what does this mean?

"Boss Wang, I think you'd better not go out on the street today, and you don't have to accompany my wife to set up a dragon gate formation, let's talk about it another day. Hurry back, each of you, for something is going to happen to your family today, so go back quickly. ”

"Whatever she is, one or two say this, love what's the matter, whatever she wants. Anyway, even if I am killed today, I will not go back. ”

"Are you being picked up by a ghost today, let me make it clear to you, if you don't go back, you will become a turtle brain shell today, and your wife will cuckold you!"

Uncle Wang's heart suddenly seemed to have a ghost fire, and he became very irritable: "It's good for her to steal talents! It's better to conceive a doll for her, who wears this green hat for me, I thank whom, he has helped me a lot! It has also helped the Wang family a lot!"

"Uncle Wang, you have to remember what you said, if something really happens, don't blame me, don't come to me to cry, blame me for introducing a piece of goods to you. ”

3★.

"Let's stop talking about it, okay? Didn't you say you had something to tell me, what the hell is going on?"

"Well, since the words have been said to this point, the old woman is not a person like a woman, you will never listen, and I will no longer be reluctant. Let's talk as we go, you've been married for several years, and you haven't had children yet, do you know why? Have you ever thought about what to do? ”

"Granny Mei, that is, to you, I just said, it's all a few buckets of blood, everything that can be checked has been checked, everything that should be thought has been thought, everything that can be believed or not has been believed, everything that can be found has been found, everything that can be done has been done, and everything that should be tried has been tried. It is said that it is normal, but there is no result. After so many years of hard work, we don't want to bother anymore, whatever, if you don't have it, you can't do it, let it be fate! ”

"Are you okay with yourself?"

"I have absolutely no problem, I can be 100% sure!"

"Did you try it?" the matchmaker said with her usual weird expression.

"You can't say that, it's pretty much the same anyway. ”

"You didn't let her know you're okay, did you?"

"No, I can't leave her sad alone. ”

"Well, can I not sigh? ”

"She'......" he was speechless.

"She must have her own channels, she is sure that she has no problem, and she is afraid of hurting your man's self-esteem, so she didn't explain it to you - why didn't you come to me!"

"It's ......," he said. After the newcomers are brought into the room, there are very few who can still think of the matchmaker, and even fewer can continue to move around, unless they are relatives.

"Boss Wang, I want to solemnly tell you, Xinghua's baby, she is a treasure among women, don't compare her with those ordinary women, don't mistake Ganoderma lucidum for fungus. Her physique is very special, different from ordinary women, you know? ”

4★.

"What is it? I don't understand it at all, Granny Mei, please tell me more about it?"

"The flower fades and the red spring apricot is small! That is the flower, although the first thanks, but there is still a residual red, the petals are pulled layer by layer, in order to touch the heart of the flower, the heart of the flower to pollinate, it is possible to produce a small spring apricot. I just told you, a rough person like you doesn't know. Let me tell you simply, your lover Li Xinghua's female treasure is very different from ordinary women, ordinary women's female treasures only have one layer of protection, but hers has three layers!"

"How is it possible, I think it's also a mess!"

"So, how can there be raw? Let me make it clear to you, Li Xinghua's female treasure is very similar to apricots, and the apricots are no longer green and yellow, are they ripe? At this time, peel off its epidermis, which is the first membrane. That's the most delicious layer, and the seeds of the apricots that are left after eating, which we call the apricot bones, have to break through the hard shell of the apricot bones, which is the second membrane. Break through this layer to see the almonds in the center. The surface of the almond is the third layer of membrane, and the third layer can be broken to get apricot rice. Your lover is comparable to this apricot, and I guess you've only unlocked the first layer. Over the years, they have come and gone, but they are all picking out the flesh in the first interval......"

"Impossible, I don't accept this statement, we have five or six years of experience, come and go, practice makes perfect, there shouldn't be anywhere that hasn't been reached. There is also no depth that has not been reached. ”

"You men all have that stinky habit, and you can't face up to this ability, and you always say that you are the most fierce in the world. A few years ago, when you were a popular comfort soldier, you teamed up with hundreds of people to smash the old man in Dragon King Town, didn't you just smash out the three-story basement, and those who never wanted matchmakers walked around that temple for hundreds of years, and it was not that they had not visited all the houses in the temple! Ignorance, that is, you have no way of knowing, so you think that it does not exist. Isn't it? Why did it take hundreds of years to see that there were three floors underground in the old temple?"

5★.

"What's the use of smashing it open? The three large rooms full of copper and iron, tattered clothes, tattered books and paintings, as well as local chickens and dogs, altars and jars, jars and bowls, and paper people and paper horses, not even a grain of rice, a piece of bacon can not be found, neither warm nor full, no use for fart,"

At that time, Uncle Wang, where did he know that there were cultural relics and one of the national treasures.

"If you don't understand that the flowers are faded and the red spring apricots are small, you won't understand the later means - Yan Shuangfei, water around people and swing road, etc., you can't really get along. You should learn the years of culture, run away and smash and rob, the level of ancient literature is not as good as my old wife, I just have the heart to point out to you the treasure book "Water Moon Jane" that is more precious than life, you can't understand it. Oh my God, how am I going to tell you to be truly enlightened? ”

Uncle Wang himself is embarrassed, he knows his own business, he is not uneducated, even if he follows the crowd to make trouble, he is still a junior high school student. It's just that his culture is too rough, and when he reformed other people's culture, he also got rid of his own culture, and he was embarrassed to mention that he knew the word 'culture'. "Granny Mei, it sounds like you are so talented, I really don't understand, where can you still read and write at that time?"

"Of course you are talented! Don't take it for granted that these old women are illiterate. The old man and wife of Sorrowful Valleys are different from the outside, no matter whether we are poor or not, many of us have read books. ”

"It's weird, if you want to come to the past, the tuition fees are quite expensive, how can ordinary children have books to read?"

Hearing this question, the matchmaker couldn't help but stop, and the old face revealed a complex sense of leisurely longing and deep remembrance, and her tone suddenly became tactful and low: "What you can't imagine, it's just a sentence, just a sentence, but it's our common voice." The meaning it represents, in the hearts of those of us, is heavier than the dustpan mountain, deeper than the tofu weir, and longer than the Suoxi River——"