If you want him to eat a pot with a pig, as long as the master's family can eat it, he will also eat it, and he will definitely not be angry. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The work he does is not the best, but it is above average. For three days at most, no matter how well he eats, no matter how much work is still waiting, he will leave.

Qiu is crazy, homeless everywhere, and comes and goes freely and chicly empty-handed.

Another point, for example, is that now, he may take one or more helpless street children and ask for the same treatment as him, and if he does not agree, he will look for another one. But if anyone really has a job that they can't be busy or usually too lazy to do, they are still willing to invite him.

None of these street children knew where he got them, where they ended up, and to whom they were given. Anyway, sometimes there are, sometimes not, crazy people act, who can not investigate?

These children listened to Qiu Luzi's words very much, and they also had to work, doing some chores within their ability.

Qiu Lunatic must have his own reasons for acting like this, and some bold people are even speculating that maybe after Uncle Jin disappeared, his two "Evil Gate Da Qi Complete Works" may have fallen into the hands of Qiu Madman.

Qiu Luozi sleeps in thousands of beds and eats thousands of meals like this, which may be a kind of cultivation.

Speculation can only be speculation, Qiu Luzi's pranks are a lot, but no one has ever seen him do evil like Uncle Jin.

Meet at the pass, the beginning of fate.

Qiu Luzi stopped Uncle Wang with a smile: "Uncle Wang, uncle, Qiu Luzi begs you, find some work for us to do, you also saw it, Qiu Luzi dragged the baby with the cubs, and was hungry all night, and the stomachs of the six people combined are not as big as you, do you see if it is ......?"

The five children knew how to cooperate very well, and they all showed their eyes looking forward to the gods, and when they saw Uncle Wang's hangover and unawakened confused eyes, they made hungry and uncomfortable expressions one by one.

2★.

Uncle Wang felt a headache even more than last night: "This, in a hurry, where can I find a suitable job with you?"

Uncle Wang's huge family business is not an endless job. ”

Uncle Wang had an even more headache: "This ......" Among the five children, there is a little guy who is not yet five years old who looks very smart, and when Uncle Wang has not refused, he hurriedly flattered: "We all call you godfather for a few days, okay?"

He pulled the children on both sides, and the idea passed over, "Godfather!" The five little ones called sweetly together.

"Ho ho ho

"Just three days!" Qiu Luzi seized the opportunity and made up his mind in time. This group of little naughty people was instigated by him, and of course he himself is smarter.

"But what are you going to do?"

"Whatever. You just want me to sleep with your Aunt Wang, and I will do it too. Qiu Madzi said crazy things.

"If you can really get a man and a woman out with her, I will kill two fat pigs to put on a feast, I will thank you for the rest of my life. "Uncle Wang's wine hasn't woken up yet.

"I mean, I'm going to find Li Xinghua to work. ”

"I'm going to buy a 10,000-ring red firecracker to make a big noise!"

"Okay! Promise to do it! Congratulations to Uncle Wang!" The five children changed formations like love geese, stood on the side of the road and bowed to Uncle Wang: "Godfather, you go slowly!"

Uncle Wang didn't feel that what he said was inappropriate, he couldn't imagine this guy, Qiu Lunzi could really get a turtle son A Chuan with him, and also hooked up with a turtle woman, although there was another mystery in it, it still had to be counted on Qiu Madzi, and it was sowed.

He swaggered down his street. Less than ten steps away, a few newly composed children's songs reached his ears.

3★.

"Aunt Wang, milk 1 milk chief;"

"Feed Qiu Lang at the next table!"

"Qiu Lang has a lot of skills, and he is squeezing the heat on the bed;"

"Qiu Lang has great ability, and Aunt Wang gives birth to a doll ......"

Uncle Wang didn't take this fresh and hot nursery rhyme to heart at all, and the words made up by the madman were redundant. It is only when the wind blows and the dog barks, and the dog does not bite.

Uncle Wang is a little fat, but it would be too exaggerated to say that his belly is bigger than the six people combined.

He is only one hundred and sixty or seventy pounds, which is quite passable for a big man of more than one meter seven or eight, and he is not too prominent a big fat man. There are also some beer bellies, otherwise it is unlikely that he will become such a big official, he is the existence of the Heavenly King Laozi level of Longwang Town, and ordinary people dare not ride with him in vain.

But it's strange in the past two days, I was scolded by the village girl last night, and I don't know if he knew that he almost cuckolded twice.

Today may be worse, I don't know how big the hair is going to be, just go out, I met a madman, in a few words it became an unbelievable deal, not to mention, before I walked out of a hundred meters, another strange person in the valley of the valley was sitting on the side of the road on the stone waiting for him.

The woman is the grandmother of the urine bucket, a person in her sixties and seventies, and it is normal for her to walk fast on the street and fall behind. As soon as she saw Uncle Wang coming, she pulled his sleeve and motioned for him to sit down and talk. What moved faster than her mouth was her mouth, and before she could sit down, she was already crackling and talking.

"Nephew Wang, I have heard what you said to Qiu Luozi, my old man is kind and kind, he is waiting for you here, don't blame my old man for saying a lot, it's all for your good, that kind of stupid thing must not be done, that Qiu Luozi can do everything well, don't do all kinds of embarrassing things, otherwise, people will poke you in the back! What are you going to do on the street, old woman, I will bring you a letter to the second and third children, go back quickly, go back quickly! If you go back from here, I won't talk to you today......

4★.

How dare Uncle Wang talk to her? Don't even dare to sit down, if he sits down, he really won't be able to go up the street today.

Just because there are too many words, the woman often goes out early in the morning to catch up, and she may not be able to turn around when it is dark. As long as her dragon gate array is opened, it is okay to skip meals. Today I grabbed such a good topic for her to be swept away, and she would never stop if she didn't say it.

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, I'll go back and have a look right away!" Uncle Wang said yes and turned around and walked back the way he came.

"That's right, remember the words of the old woman, it's all for your good, I've seen a lot of people in my wife, you and Xinghua are both healthy people, if you want to have children, you will have it yourself, don't worry, don't listen to those ghosts, don't use those unsightly crooked ideas, don't ...... Oh, you!"

Mrs. Qua still grabbed his sleeve and said while sending him away, Uncle Wang walked a few steps, suddenly broke free, broke free of her hand, and then turned around and ran towards Longwang Town.

How could her old man dare to chase after that young man? She could only shout, scold, and sigh: "Nephew Wang, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a loss in front of you, and now it's too late to turn back and rush home immediately! Hmph! Your wife has a long waist and thin ribs, and her eyes are so long, you still have to be on guard! If you don't go back today, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

"--Something that doesn't prosper!I'm mad at me!I don't sleep in a good bed, but I want to give up half of my bed and those goods! A good man is not right, but he wants to be a turtle braincase!

"——Alas, this time I opened the meat, I know the taste of the marrow, Li Xinghua is a jade girl, after her reputation is ruined, she will inevitably want to rot the boat and go to the stone to support it, in vain my wife and son will hurt you, I have passed on everything that should be passed on, you just can't listen to it, what should be done!"

The woman can be attached to the end of several famous old women in the valley, and she has her own extraordinary truth, of course, more than a few words, as long as she is in her heart, there will be a follow-up. So Uncle Wang was glued by him, and he just wanted to hide away quickly.

Although Uncle Wang got rid of the entanglement of the quack mother-in-law, and got the words that the quack woman shouted later, he still heard the drop, what kind of jade girl's body, which did not arouse much reaction from him. What's more, he knows more about his wife than others.

5★.

Uncle Wang wanted to get rid of the shadow brought to him by Qiu Madzi and Quack Pozi in his subconscious, although it was still slightly smoky, it was a fast-paced meteor, and he walked for a mile and a half, and after the downhill road that Wang Erye's entourage taught Fan Qimei, he was about to get on the highway in front.

He walked more vigorously, overtaking an old woman in her seventies and eighties on the road.

The old woman, who was ten years older than the woman, shouted: "Stop!

Uncle Wang stopped and turned around: "Granny Mei, you are good, I was really embarrassed just now, I walked a little faster, and I didn't see that it was your old man." ”

Granny Mei is another celebrity matchmaker in Sorrowfulgou, who is famous for being old and weird, and she is not to blame for being uncomfortable. She has a lot of words, she has a lot of words, and there are not many good words in her life.

The woman can speak, and the matchmaker can speak. There is another who says less, and another who does not say. The four of them are collectively called the 'four lobbyists' of Sorrow Valley, that is, the four women who are chaste and dumb, all of them are on the list of Sorrow Valley, and one is ten years older than the other, which is really a strange and wonderful phenomenon.

When the four lobbyists were in full swing, a more eloquent and amazing figure Wu Yunduo suddenly rose in Gloogul, also known as Wu Sangu. A knife mouth said that hundreds of couples were separated and reshuffled and reunited, and they were all held in the palm of her hand. This is her, adding a widely circulated proverb to the melancholy: "Four lobbyists are not as good as one to win customers." ”

Later, there was an ignorant junior who did not know the prestige of the dumb woman, and deleted her old man from the "four lobbyists", and a new version of this proverb came out: "Three lobbyists are not as good as one to win customers." "—This is gossip.

The matchmaker looks very old, her old face is wrinkled into sun-dried pomegranate skin, and she always laughs strangely. She doesn't look like an old woman's physiognomy, but instead feels like an old man who specializes in leading pigs around the world, raising pigs without boiling, feeding them everywhere, and breeding bad sows for old sows.