"I'm telling your fortune...... Ah no, can I take a look at your palmistry before I talk about your situation?" Lin Yiliang said with a cheap smile. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Please. Deng Xue stretched out her right palm.

The male guest, who was not a fortune teller, was not polite at all, grabbed Deng Xue's hand and touched it. It wasn't until the host couldn't stand it anymore and shouted at him to let go that he reluctantly let go of the jade hand of the No. 1 goddess.

"What kind of person am I?" Deng Xue smiled.

"There are men with bad signs...... Oh no, are you sure you want me to say it?"

"Of course. ”

"Okay. Lin Yiliang shook his head and said in a dagger: "Since I came to this time and space, I have been the first to determine your profession. Nurse: Hehe, I guess it's because I've been sick for a long time. ”

"Tender hands show that you've been out of the job for a while, but you can still smell a little soda and blood, did you work in the emergency room before?"

"Hey, little liar, is this a dog's nose?" Lili scolded.

"You have praised the dog as my spirit. Lin laughed, and then continued to analyze Deng Xue: "Although you have resigned, judging from the smell of medicine and the pulse on your body, you are not lightly ill." ”

"Your eyes are beautiful, with ambition, resentment, and remorse, but there is no despair. Let me ask you one more question, the person you hate is dead, right?"

"That's right!" Deng Xue smiled and nodded.

"It's a pity that you didn't kill it, otherwise those hatreds wouldn't have accumulated in your heart and could not be dispersed, but turned into the motivation for you to realize your ambitions. ”

"Yes!" Deng Xue nodded again, "What about remorse?"

"You've killed people, hehe, don't ask me how I saw it, I'll know it when I've seen more. But instead of regretting that you killed someone, you regret that you hesitated. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at No. 1 with strange eyes, but Deng Xue smiled and shook his head casually.

Lin Yiliang pretended to be unfathomable and said, "With all due respect, you have just undergone a drastic change in your life and are standing at a fork in the road of fate. ”

"On the one hand, I gave up my original hesitation for the sake of ambition, and on the other hand, I let go of my ambition and lived the rest of my life happily. ”

"How do I choose? Deng Xue finally put away her smile and calmly looked at the male guest in front of her, who was not a fortune teller.

"How do I know, you should also look in the mirror, but ......" Lin Yiliang said here, the corners of his mouth curled high, "If you choose the first path, I may be able to help a little." ”

Deng Xue looked at the black business card in his hand, there were only three words "Lin Yiliang" on the front, and a circle with an opening of 300 degrees facing up on the back, and a dot in the middle.

The owner of the business card didn't explain why there was no contact information on it, and Deng Xue didn't ask, so the two didn't have a word of conversation about it.

"Tsk, I ate dessert first, and I didn't have an appetite for the main meal. That being said, the male guest, who couldn't eat fat, still took out a bag of xiaolongbao from his seemingly bottomless pit.

He took a bun and walked back to the center of the stage, "Do you have any questions? Please don't be polite! I have a feeling that this stage seems to have been specially built to summon me, and since I am the protagonist, I naturally have to satisfy all kinds of female desires." ”

"Well, actually, I have a question, I originally wanted to ask the Love Doctor and the Love Witch, but Mr. Lin, your opinion is so unique, so I want to ask ......"

Zhu Xiao stretched out his hand and pointed at the other five male guests, after they were jointly suppressed by the sixth and seventh, they had exhausted the courage of a lifetime to stay on the stage at this moment.

Lin Yiliang pursed his lips, then smiled again: "It's not bad to meet the needs of men occasionally, host, oh no, you seem to be called the host." ”

"No! no!" Zhu Xiao hurriedly said, "Please be sure to call me host." ”

"Well, hostess, do you want me to explain what happened to these five brothers?"

"Yes. Also, please don't overdo it. ”

Lin nodded and smiled: "Okay, host don't add people, it's actually very simple, in this game of men and women tonight, they have met a strong opponent." ”

"A female reporter who loves to get to the bottom of things because of her professional relationship, and a female star who wants to use all her vicious words because of her professional relationship, these two joined forces, and the brothers couldn't resist. ”

"Obviously they deceived our sisters!" Lili snorted, "You six are liars. ”

"Do you empathize with the victims? It's a pity that it's useless to me. Lin Yiliang shook his head and smiled: "Thirteen female guests, six male guests, the brothers are already at a disadvantage in numbers, in order to show the attitude of a male in control, the brothers have somewhat concealed their own shortcomings." ”

"Don't say it so nicely, deception is deception!"

"Okay, then I'll say it's ugly, they lied to you, why aren't you lying to them?"

"Fuck the shit!" the poisonous female star scolded, "What are we cheating?"

"You're ridiculous again, shit stinks better than my words. That one...... Please remove your makeup. ”

"What?"

"Remove your makeup. Lin Yiliang laughed, "In my opinion, women wearing makeup and men pretending to have skills mean the same thing, both of which are deceived in order to cover up their own shortcomings." ”

"! we're ......," Lili thought for a moment and shouted, "We're the ones who please ourselves." ”

"Then we are the ones who please ourselves and lie, hehe, we know each other's things, why should we be so serious?

"You ......" Six trembled with anger.

"These are all small deceptions to bring men and women closer together, and they will be exposed at the slightest contact. Whether it is malicious or not depends not on whether there is a deception, but on the degree of deception. ”

"The brothers didn't say that they were investors, and the beauties didn't have major plastic surgery, so please be considerate of each other. As he spoke, Lin led the male guests to bow and apologize to the female guests, looking quite sincere.

"Shut up, don't you just remove your makeup? Lili may be so angry that she loses her mind, or maybe she doesn't care about her image at all as a poisonous tongue artist, or maybe she has confidence in her makeup.

"Don't worry. Lin Yiliang waved his hand, "Ladies and gentlemen, are you sure that you are like No. 6, and you want men and women to be honest with each other?"

The other female guests looked at each other, some nodded, some shook their heads, and not all of them were confident in their makeup.

"No, beauty six, you see, there are still many beautiful women who are willing to be considerate of each other. After a few words, Lin Yiliang isolated Lili.

"Your spiritual cleanliness, we all know it, if you don't look down on us, you can only say sorry, but other beauties may not be as calculating as you. ”

Saying that, Lin Yiliang walked to the side of the "fourth elder brother", put his arm around his shoulders and smiled at the girls: "This is a bar singing, but the appearance is quite high, and he understands small romance, and he can kneel and sing love songs in the public at any time." How's it going? Are there any beautiful women who want to go on a date with this type?"

He added with a smile: "It's just a date, and I will talk about it after I want to get married." Do you want it? Not everyone has the opportunity to romance with a handsome guy!

Under the encouragement of someone Lin, there were really a few female guests who said that they were face controllers and wanted to hold hands with the "fourth elder brother". This naturally provoked No. 6 to scold the traitor, and as a result, the female guests scolded her for being nosy.

Lin left a few women who tore each other apart, and walked up to "Jack" and said: "This is a foreign goods, and he loves to travel, do you plan to go backpacking with him?

Sure enough, there were also female guests who said they wanted to come on a trip.

Lin went on to promote other male guests:

"This overlord doesn't have many strengths, but one thing is enough. Brother, take off your clothes...... Look, this muscle, the mermaid vest line, the eight-pack abs, is more soul-hooking. I'll take the pulse again......"

"Well, in the name of my long-term illness, he is very powerful, he doesn't take medicine seven times a night, does he have what he wants? ”

"Divorced Brother Shan, what kind of car do you drive? What about the house? Oh? How many sets do you have? Whahaha, you heard it, it is not difficult to support the family, is there anything that catches your eye? I guarantee that the mother-in-law and adults will definitely like it. ”

"Finally, this unfortunate Romeo, I want to solemnly recommend, he from a war-torn country, he must cherish happiness more than others, after entering the family, he will be able to do his duty, he will be obedient to his wife, kneaded as you like, rare good quality, is there a husband who lacks this paragraph?"

The male guests, who seemed to have reached a dead end, successfully held hands in a few words from Lin Yiliang, which made Zhu Xiao dumbfounded, this kind of super matchmaker, how good it would be if she could stay in the show.

He glanced at Li Shao, the love doctor who was still bowing his head and pondering, and the love witch Mi Wan with a proud face, and then made a decision in his heart.

"Mr. Lin, may I ask why you can ......?"

"Simple!" Lin Yiliang said with a cheap smile, "I'm sick, so I see things from a different perspective than normal people." ”

"Pupil dilation, micro-expressions, unintentional movements of limbs, respiratory rate...... Collect and sort out this information, and you can roughly guess what you are thinking. Then amplify the characteristics of supply and demand, and target the sales ...... Ah no, recommend the brothers, and naturally it will be. ”

Zhu Xiao broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this, the subtleties of so many people present, this male guest actually saw all the subtleties in his eyes?

"In that case, tell me what I want most now?" The hoarse voice sounded, and the No. 13 Internet celebrity face slowly walked to the front of the stage.

Zhu Xiao was taken aback, why did Miss Du come out? According to the usual practice, there will definitely be no good thing for her to come out...... No, there must be something dramatic.

Even more surprised than the host was the love witch, Mi Wan frowned and looked at Du Shanni, but the latter ignored her inquiring eyes.

"Oh, this young lady...... Lin Yiliang laughed dryly: "Want a handsome guy?"

"Not true. ”

"Want to be rich?"

"Not true. ”

"Talented, celebrity, big official, rich, powerful, gentle and considerate male god?"

"No, no, no, all wrong!" Du Shanni approached the male guest step by step, her expression becoming more and more excited.

"Look at your little eyes, you don't want me to be mentally ill, do you?"

"That's right, it's you, Lin Yiliang!" Du Shanni yelled, and stretched out her hand to Lin someone.

Mi Wan took two steps forward and walked to the side of No. 13, glanced at the mentally ill male guest, and whispered to her accomplices in confusion: "Shanny, you are mistaken, the Mandate of Heaven has not been launched yet, this is still just a mirror image of my summoning, and his divine thoughts are still ......"

"Aha! Sure enough, I'm a mirror image!" The male guest seemed to have already guessed that he was not a real person, and he also whispered flattery: "The two seniors summoned the mirror image of the villain, what can I do?"

"Pretending to be so!" Duzanne sneered, "Even I was almost deceived by you again. Hehe, your divine thoughts actually came down the moment the mirror image was formed, right?"

Mi Wan was shocked, and hurriedly reached out to grab someone Lin's shoulder, wanting to confirm, but still didn't find any clues.

"Don't pretend, I don't have your ability to spy on people's hearts, but you know that my instincts have always been extremely accurate. Master!" Du Shanni said, and snapped her fingers at Lin with a smile.

Lin smiled and immediately became annoyed, holding his head and shouting, but the roar changed to obscene laughter after a while, "Oh, this game is really at stake, and you really called me over across time and space." ”

After that, the male guest raised his head, showed his rabbit teeth and smiled: "Long time no see, apprentice." ”