Chapter 1194: I'm just here to play
"What is your name, what is your surname, and who is you?" the Jade Emperor asked.
"Now the surname is Li Shaolong, the word is Longxuan, and he is from the first province in the world. Li Shaolong said lightly.
"What kind of exercises do you know?"
"The world's exercises, anything that is recorded, I will, I'm not blowing it to you, even if you are a cultivator of the Divine Dragon Golden Body Dafa, I will. ”
"So, what are your exercise attributes?"
"Light, darkness, fire, water, space, life. ”
"You're the most powerful of that kind of exercises?"
"The law of yin and yang harmony. ”
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As soon as the Jade Emperor asked, Li Shaolong replied, this is really a bit like his father-in-law interrogating his little son-in-law, but it is true, if the Jade Emperor really sees this guy in front of him is his son-in-law, he will definitely slap Li Shaolong out.
"Ladies and gentlemen, what kind of official do you think I should make him?" the Jade Emperor asked.
"Your Majesty, since the strength of this Li Shaolong God Emperor is so powerful, it is naturally impossible to make him a small official, but a big official position, he has just joined the Heavenly Court is a big official, it is too high, and it will inevitably be difficult to be promoted in the future, and my God Realm has not appeared for thousands of years, I think it is better to make this God Emperor a curtain general." Li Jing, the king of Tota, stood up and said.
"Your Majesty, what the Heavenly King of Tota said is not wrong, since the curtain general Xitian learned the scriptures and became a golden-bodied Arhat, our position as the general of the heavenly court has been vacant, since this god emperor is proficient in all kinds of exercises, I think the position of the curtain general should be competent. The three-eyed Yang Jian then stood up and said.
"I respectfully ask Your Majesty to give him the divine position of the general of the rolling shutter!"
"Please Your Majesty, please give him the divine position of the general of the rolling shutter!"
"Please Your Majesty, please give him the divine position of the general of the rolling shutter!"
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It's lively, this world is really not ordinary, these gods are discussing quite intensely, and they seem to like Li Shaolong very much. But with his ass, he can think of what these guys might like Li Shaolong? Especially Li Jing, that guy wants to kill Li Shaolong.
You must know that Li Jing, as the King of Tota, has a good status in the divine realm, but he was beaten by Li Shaolong, who was really miserable and fled. Therefore, among the gods present, except for Yang Jian, the one who hated Li Shaolong the most was the Tota Heavenly King. As for Nezha, I don't know if it's hateful, don't look at this guy's age, but he is an old fairy, and only he knows what he thinks in his heart.
"The position of the general of the rolling shutter is suitable for him, and in the entire heavenly court, only the position of the general of the rolling shutter is suitable for him!"
"Your Majesty, the position of the general of the shutter has been abandoned for a long time, and now a suitable god has finally appeared, and the position of the general of the shutter is more suitable for him. ”
"Yes, he's the Roller Shutter General. ”
"Please make him the Rolling Shutter General!"
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The gods stood up and said, the corners of their mouths showed a hint of playfulness, Li Shaolong couldn't help but laugh coldly when he heard the words of these guys: "Rolling shutter general, rolling shutter general, this god seat sounds quite good." ”
"It's not just good, the god position of the general of the rolling shutter will be, just joined the god realm, he can be a general, no matter how many people ask for it, he can't ask for it!" Li Jing snorted coldly and said: "It is Your Majesty's grace to give you the god position of the general of the rolling shutter!"
"That's right, being able to become a rolling shutter general is a blessing that you have cultivated for ten lifetimes!"
"Boy, the general of the rolling shutter is a general-level god, but no one can be able to be a god if he wants to, boy, you can be a god general, it is a blessing that you have cultivated for dozens of generations!"
"That's right!"
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"Li Shaolong, what do you think? I will give you the position of the general of the rolling shutter!" said the Jade Emperor with a slight smile.
"Don't, don't! Don't!" Li Shaolong hurriedly waved his hand and said, "The name of this curtain general is good, but I don't like it very much!"
"Bold! Since the Jade Emperor has named you the general of the rolling shutter, how can you pick and choose the gift!" Li Jing stood up and said with a cold snort.
"Li Jing, others are afraid of you, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you, or I will be the king of this Tota, and you will be the general of this rolling shutter!" Li Shaolong snorted coldly and said: "****, do you really think that Lao Tzu doesn't know what the general of the rolling shutter does? The name of the general is very loud, but he is a slave of the rolling blind, he gets up early tomorrow, sleeps later than anyone else, and if he is not careful, he will be punished as a monster, I don't like to be a general of the rolling blind." Besides, I didn't want to be a lackey of Heaven!"
"Don't think I'm a bully when I'm young! The fate of the curtain general is not good, for example, the previous curtain general accidentally broke a glass lamp, and was thrown into the quicksand river by your group of guys, becoming a monster who only knows how to eat human heads, but that guy is also very lucky, and actually ate the ninth reincarnation of the golden cicada guy in the quicksand river, but I feel a little strange, not that the meat of the golden cicada will prolong life by eating a bite, and immediately become an immortal after eating two bites, the curtain general has eaten the golden cicada nine times, why don't you see that he can become a Buddha on the ground? Hey, weird, it's really weird. ”
Listening to Li Shaolong's words, the faces of these gods present turned green one by one, especially the Jade Emperor, seeing that Li Shaolong dared to refuse himself like this, the Jade Emperor's face was simply as green as he wanted.
"What do you mean by this, aren't you here to ask for an official from Heavenly Court?" the Jade Emperor asked with a cold snort.
"I'm here to play, they all say that Heavenly Court is the most beautiful world in the world, so I naturally want to play. Li Shaolong smiled faintly and said: "I have to say, the heavenly court is indeed quite beautiful, especially this Lingxiao Treasure Palace, full of ancient atmosphere, resplendent gold, if you can carry out tourism here, it will definitely become the highest income tourism industry in the world." Li Shaolong smiled slightly: "Jade Emperor, how about we cooperate to open the Heavenly Court tourism resources? I have a strong tourism team and a huge market, which can build the Heavenly Court into the best and most luxurious tourist area in the world, which can increase your consumption income, and definitely enable everyone here to become a wealthy man with thousands of dollars." ”
"Bold! The Lingxiao Treasure Hall is a sacred place, how can you be allowed to speak foul language!"
"Heavenly Court is the most sacred place in the world, how can you make it a tourist place!
"Your Majesty, please give your Majesty a decree to drag this foul language out of the South Heavenly Gate and behead it!"
"Please send a decree to drag this foul language out of the South Heavenly Gate and behead him!"
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(End of chapter)
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