Chapter 1195: Actually, I'm here for a blind date
"No, Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Seeing that these guys were full of righteous indignation, and they all wanted to kill Li Shaolong, Tai Baixing, an old slippery head, quickly stood up.
The current situation is exactly the same as when Sun Wukong made trouble in the sky, when Sun Wukong came to heaven, he also looked unruly, and now Li Shaolong is also unruly, is this a coincidence?
Li Shaolong showed a faint smile on his face, others are afraid of you, but Lao Tzu is not afraid!
An incomparably powerful aura burst out from Li Shaolong's body, and some weak gods were shocked by this powerful aura and took several steps back.
A powerhouse at the level of the God Emperor is not covered.
"Calm down, calm down, everyone calm down, all calm down! This God Emperor comes from a civilized world that is different from ours, so what he says and does seems to us to be quite out of line, but it is quite normal in their world, so everyone should be calm and calm. Seeing that the war was imminent, Tai Baixing hurriedly stood up and said: "Everyone must restrain their emotions, everything is precious to harmony, everything is precious to harmony!" ”
"Everyone is a civilized person, civilized people don't fight, civilized people don't fight." Li Shaolong looked at the Jade Emperor with a smile on his face, and suddenly asked, "Respected Jade Emperor, I want to ask you a question, do you think humans are more suitable to be your son-in-law, or are gods more suitable to be your son-in-law?" ”
"Nature is a god!" The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said, in the eyes of the Protoss, human beings are a group of ants, as the Jade Emperor, if you choose a son-in-law for your daughter, you must definitely choose a god-level powerhouse as a son-in-law, and the stronger the strength, the better.
But it's a pity, whether it's the daughter of the Jade Emperor or the Jade Emperor is the younger sister, or the granddaughter of the Jade Emperor likes to find ordinary humans as husbands, which has to be said to be a tradition of the Jade Emperor's family.
For example, the sister of the Jade Emperor, the legendary sister Yao Ji, after the Jade Emperor became an immortal, his family also became an immortal, even the chickens, ducks, dogs and other animals in the house, it is said that even the mosquitoes and cockroaches in the Jade Emperor's house have ascended to immortality, which is the origin of a person's ascension to heaven.
Yao Ji is the sister of the Jade Emperor and the goddess who rules the Heavenly Desire Realm. However, this goddess likes ordinary people, not gods, she descended from the fairy world, combined with a scholar named Yang Tianyou, and gave birth to the three-eyed Erlang God and the Three Holy Mother, as a result, the Jade Emperor was furious, sent the gods to the earth, and will suppress Yaoji under the peach mountain, and then Yang Jian split the peach mountain but still failed to save the mother, and then the Jade Emperor sent nine suns to tan it, and the death was really not ordinary.
Let's talk about the Three Holy Mother, the niece of the Jade Emperor. The name of the Three Virgins is Yang Chan, it is said that she worshiped Nuwa as her master and cultivated to become an immortal, but as a result, the Three Virgins couldn't bear the loneliness, married a scholar named Liu Xiluodi, and gave birth to a son named Liu Shenxiang, as a result, Erlang God felt that this was a shame for his family, and then suppressed the Three Virgins under Huashan, Yang Jian, this guy didn't want to think about it, his father was also a scholar.
However, I have to say that the women of the Jade Emperor's family all like to fall into the first scholar.
Let's talk about the famous Seven Fairies.
The Seven Fairies are the seventh daughter of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, known as the Seven Princesses, this woman's life is a god, and reincarnation still requires technology in this year.
These seven fairies are long, that's really beautiful, the moon is closed, and Shen Yu and Yan are naturally needless to say. However, these seven fairies also like to fall into the first scholar, she fell in love with a landing scholar named Dong Yong, and combined, but unfortunately, the end was quite bad, and they were all separated from their fathers.
Then let's talk about the granddaughter of the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor has a granddaughter named Weaver Girl. The Weaver Girl is a fairy who weaves clouds in the sky, as for his parents, few people know, and it is estimated that the princess fell in love with a mortal, and then was beaten by a stick.
The Weaver Girl is a fairy, and she also has the blood of the Jade Emperor's family, but this Weaver Girl doesn't like a weak scholar, she likes a cowherd full of muscles.
Yes, you heard it right, it's the Cowherd.
It is said that the Weaver Girl married a Cowherd and gave birth to a team of children, but unfortunately it was known by the Jade Emperor, and then the Weaver Girl was escorted back to the Heavenly Palace, it is said that the Cowherd put on a cowhide, carried a burden, and put his children in the burden, chased all the way to the heavenly court, and I don't know whose skin the cowhide is, it is so awesome, you can fly freely when you wear it.
However, no matter what, the women of the Jade Emperor family like ordinary people, and anyone who can soak in the women of the Jade Emperor family is quite lucky, and it is even more powerful than the ** silk counterattack. Thinking of these, Li Shaolong couldn't help but think of a picture:
The Jade Emperor and Rulai quarreled over who was the master of the Three Realms.
The Jade Emperor said, "I dominate the Heavenly Dao!" ”
The Buddha said, "You have been beaten by a monkey! ”
The Jade Emperor said: "I have experienced 175oo tribulations! ”
The Buddha said, "You have been beaten by monkeys! ”
Jade Emperor: "Can we not mention monkeys?" ”
Buddha Rulai: "Your sister was slept with by mortals!" ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
Buddha Nyolai: "Your daughter was slept with by mortals!" ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
Buddha Nyolai: "Your niece has been slept with by mortals!" ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
Buddha Nyolai: "Your granddaughter has been slept with by mortals!" ”
Jade Emperor: "Let's talk about monkeys!" ”
Thinking of this picture, Li Shaolong almost laughed.
"Your Majesty, I heard that you have a beautiful daughter named Ruoyu, what?" Li Shaolong smiled faintly.
"Huh?" Hearing Li Shaolong's name, the Jade Emperor couldn't help frowning slightly, not only the Jade Emperor frowned, but even the Queen Mother couldn't help frowning.
"Who are you, and where did you hear the name Ruoyu!?" The Queen Mother, who had not spoken all this time, finally asked.
"Yes, where did you hear the name of Princess Wakayu?"
"Hmph, what do you know about Princess Ruoyu everywhere, why don't you recruit it from the truth!"
"Recruited, how did you know about Princess Ruoyu!"
"......" The gods of the cheering team, who were only shouting cheers on the side, asked again, Li Shaolong couldn't help rolling his eyes, damn, how did Lao Tzu know, it's your business? Lao Tzu not only knows her existence, but also slept with him, what can you do with Lao Tzu!
It's really a group of God Realm cheerleaders who want to open a dye shop when they give a little sunshine, flood when they give a little rain, and want to open a dye shop when they give a paint, Li Shaolong couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"Jade Emperor, I'm here this time, in fact, I'm here for a blind date, I like your princess Ruoyu, if you want, I can take them away today." Li Shaolong said with a smile.
(End of chapter)
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