The young chimpanzee blinked his eyes in disbelief, then looked at his bare body, and then covered his face and lay on the ground, not daring to look at Li Xiaowu again, for fear of being teased by Li Xiaowu.

Li Xiaowu looked at the appearance of the young chimpanzee, shook his head with a wry smile, and then made a big wooden frame on the fire.

Then a dinosaur weighing nearly one ton was skewered with wooden sticks, set up on a wooden rack, added spices and side dishes, and began to bake.

The young chimpanzee lay on the ground for more than ten minutes, and after seeing that Li Xiaowei did not laugh at himself, he quietly raised his head and looked at Li Xiaoxiao, and then he was attracted by Li Xiaowei and the dinosaur meat on the shelf.

Holding his arms in both hands, the young chimpanzee walked up to Li Xiaowu very ruffianly, looked at Li Xiaoxiao very dissatisfied, and shouted God Man, you are too bad, I know that I will become like this when I touch the fire, since you don't stop me.

I'm telling you, I'm angry right now, I'm angry, I'm angry with you, if you give me this to eat now, I'll forgive you, really, if you give me food, I'll forgive you.

Li Xiaowu turned the dinosaur meat while looking at the young chimpanzee, and said with a smile, "Tut-tut, it's really shameless for you, but it should be very cool, especially below, under you, hehehe." ”

Following Li Xiaoxiao's eyes, the young chimpanzee quickly saw himself, his exposed genitals.

The young chimpanzee covered his crotch with both hands, and shouted angrily, Don't look, don't laugh, close your eyes quickly, otherwise you will see the eye of a needle.

Li Xiaowu glanced at the young chimpanzee, and then said angrily, "Are you neurotic, what is there to hide about your thing, I don't know how your thing grows, it's so big, but it's not as big as a dog, tsk." ”

Receiving 10,000 points of psychological damage from Li Xiaowei, the young chimpanzee covered his crotch again, lay on the ground and cried, and the guy cried as if he had been forcibly exploded.

After the dinosaur meat was roasted, Li Xiaowu looked at the gorilla and shouted, "Hey, hurry up and eat, don't come to eat again, wait for your share, you will have to wait until tomorrow to eat Oh, I counted it, 123." ”

When Li Xiaowu counted to three, the young chimpanzee was already sitting next to the fire, looking at Li Xiaowu expectantly, hoping that he could quickly take the dinosaur meat out of the fire.

Glancing at the young chimpanzee, Li Xiaowu took out the dinosaur meat, then cut off a piece of thigh meat himself, and handed the rest to the young chimpanzee.

After glancing at Li Xiaowu gratefully, the young chimpanzee opened his big mouth and took a bite of dinosaur meat, and as soon as he bit it, the young chimpanzee was burned, and he screamed that it was so delicious, it was delicious, it was delicious, it was delicious, it was delicious.

After a few days of getting along, Li Xiaowu has gradually gotten used to the nervousness of this young chimpanzee, and glanced at the young chimpanzee with a wry smile.

The young chimpanzee was very funny when he saw Li Xiaowu eating, and immediately shouted Godman, your thing is so fun, is there any one that is a little bigger, can you use it for a person like me?

Nima, as far as you can't tolerate in this zoo, if there is a knife and fork that can be used for you, it must be a neurotic in the world, and Fancy Show is stupid to be an Internet celebrity and create a demon.

Glancing at the young chimpanzee, Li Xiaowu said angrily, "The knives and forks you can use are estimated to be available in another 100 million years, and I wish you a long life." ”

Seeing that Li Xiaowu didn't give him tools, the young chimpanzee pouted, and then continued to carry the dinosaur meat in his hand and ate it in a big gulp.

And it's the kind that gets bigger and bigger the more you eat, a dinosaur of nearly a ton, and in a blink of an eye, it was eaten by these two goods, leaving only a skull, looking at Li Xiaowu and frowning.

After eating and drinking, Li Xiaowu made a zero-hour den on the tree, and the young chimpanzee made a grass nest next to the fire to lie down and rest, and one orangutan simply spent the night.

Because of the presence of fire, the young chimpanzees and Li Xiaowei were not harassed by other dinosaurs.

Whoop, whoa

Early the next morning, Li Xiaowu and the young chimpanzee were woken up by the noise nearby, and after waking up, Li Xiaowu and the young chimpanzee were stunned by the scene in front of them.

A waterhole the size of a lake is not far from Li Xiaowu, and at this time, there are many dinosaurs of all kinds, drinking water, playing, howling, and summoning.

The foggy waterhole is like a fairyland on TV, beautiful, clean, and inviting, and you can't help but feel the urge to strip naked and go for a swim.

Li Xiaowu looked at the young chimpanzee and asked with a puzzled face, "Is this where you want to bring me, is there really a cave here that you can leave, you shouldn't be lying to me, right?"

Hearing Li Xiaoxiao's words, the young chimpanzee hurriedly shook his head and shouted, "Ghost, I didn't want to bring you here, I don't know where this place is, but this place is really beautiful."

Li Xiaowu looked at the young chimpanzee with anger on his face, and roared in a cold voice, "It's not this place, why are you bringing me here, your second uncle doesn't want to take me to take a bath, right?"

The young chimpanzee looked at Li Xiaowu and exclaimed with an aggrieved face, I didn't want to bring you here.

It's just that it was dark last night and I couldn't see the road, so I accidentally took the wrong road, hehe, let's go take a shower.

Li Xiaowu glanced at the young chimpanzee, then put away the bed, stood on the shoulder of the young chimpanzee, and said angrily, "Don't take it as an example, otherwise tomorrow I will set you up and roast you like a dinosaur last night." ”

The young chimpanzee nodded, carrying Li Xiaowu with a figure-eight step, with a huge body, swaying his genitals like a hooligan, and running towards the waterhole.

Chimpanzee dinosaurs have seen a lot, but it was really the first time they had seen a hairless chimpanzee like this, so all the dinosaurs turned around and ran away in unison as if they had seen ghosts.

The young chimpanzee walked to the edge of the waterhole, looked at Li Xiaowu, touched his bare head, and shouted with a puzzled face, "Those dinosaurs are so strange today, seeing me is like seeing a ghost."

(Po Sing Shek Academy)