【106】Chimpanzee guide, what a pit

As soon as he heard that he could still eat such a delicious thing, the chimpanzee immediately nodded humanely, and then patted his chest to say that it was no problem.

Seeing that the chimpanzee agreed, Li Xiaowu immediately asked with a smile, "You are not busy now, and I found that you don't seem to have anything to do, why don't we leave now?"

The young chimpanzee looked at Li Xiaowu, nodded and shouted with a serious face, joking, don't look at me playing all day long, in fact, I am supervising, supervising the neighborhood, to see if there are any other enemies approaching.

Li Xiaowu glanced at the young chimpanzee, and then said with disdain on his face, "Tut-tut, don't be ashamed to be a chimpanzee of your level, I'm afraid there is no one left, can't you go away cowardly in a word?"

The young chimpanzee looked at Li Xiaowu and shouted angrily I am not a coward, I am a warrior, I am the bravest warrior in the race, let's go, let's go now.

Sample, Lao Tzu can't deceive others, it's not easy to deceive you, this stupid big guy is not easy to catch, this neuropathy is so timid that he will go quickly, and he will regret it after a while.

Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, Li Xiaowu jumped onto the shoulder of the young chimpanzee, and said with a smile on his face, "Why are you still stunned, hurry up, if you don't leave, you won't be able to come back for dinner tonight." ”

I think what Li Xiaowei said is very reasonable, and the chimpanzee is walking in a figure-eight step, jumping forward, and shouting at the same time, "Well, it makes sense, then let's go quickly, go and come back quickly, so that we can catch up with dinner time."

Li Xiaowu was in his heart, and said contemptuously to the chimpanzee, "This is really a head, an unusual neurosis."

It's only seven o'clock in the morning, and this guy hasn't eaten breakfast yet, so he can think of dinner, hey, I'm really afraid that this neurotic will make me lose my way. ”

After the young chimpanzee left the valley where he lived, he carried Li Xiaowu all the way to the north and frantically walked all the way, along the way the young chimpanzee climbed mountains, crossed waters, crossed swamps, avoided dinosaurs, ate wild fruits, and walked for a full five hours before stopping to rest.

Stopping on a huge rock, the chimpanzee looked at Li Xiaowu, and shouted in his eyes, "The god man is hungry and can't walk, you get something out to eat, that thing in the morning is delicious, you can bring me some more."

Li Xiaowu stretched out his hand and waved it, and made a large number of wild fruits out, then looked at the chimpanzee and said, "Eat, this is my food over there, although it is not as big as your side, but it still tastes very good." ”

The young chimpanzee grabbed a handful of them suspiciously, and Li Xiaowu took out the fruit, looked at Li Xiaoxiao, and then looked at the small fruit in his hand, and then stuffed it into his mouth after repeated confirmation, and chirped and ate it.

The 1,000 catties of wild fruits that Li Xiaowu took out were eaten by the young chimpanzee in five or six bites, and after eating, the chimpanzee stretched out his big palm again and shouted at Li Xiaowu with anticipation on his face:

This thing is delicious, really delicious, you can give me some more, I have only eaten a few bites, hungry or not full, very uncomfortable, you can send me mercy to give me a little more.

Li Xiaowu was speechless for this chimpanzee, which was a real headache.

Looking at the big palm in front of him, Li Xiaowu nodded with a wry smile, then stretched out his hand and waved it, and once again took out a thousand catties of wild fruits and gave them to the young chimpanzee to eat.

After eating two thousand catties of wild fruits, in Li Xiaoxiao's contemptuous eyes, the young chimpanzee leaned against a big tree and burped happily.

Kicking the young chimpanzee, Li Xiaowu said angrily, "Eat so many of my things, wait a minute, if you don't help me and find something, I will burn your monkey hair tonight." ”

Hearing Li Xiaowu say that the hair on his body was monkey hair, the young chimpanzee was immediately dissatisfied, and retorted with a scream: I am not monkey hair, I am chimpanzee hair, I am a chimpanzee not a monkey, what is a monkey?

"It doesn't matter what a monkey is, if you don't find me something good to come out later, you don't want this monkey hair tonight. Li Xiaowu looked at the young chimpanzee and said angrily.

Hearing that Li Xiaowu was still saying that his hair was monkey hair, the chimpanzee shouted again in dissatisfaction that I am not monkey hair, I am a chimpanzee, mine is chimpanzee hair, I am angry, what is a monkey?

Li Xiaowu raised his foot and kicked the young chimpanzee on the head, and then said angrily, "Don't scream, it's noisy."

If you have rested enough, then hurry up and go on the road, it is now more than one o'clock in the afternoon, and if you don't leave, you will really not be able to eat dinner tonight. ”

Chimpanzees don't have watches, so they generally tell the time by looking at the sky.

Looking at the clouds in the sky and the dazzling sunlight, the young chimpanzee stood up and nodded, and then carried Li Xiaowu and continued to move forward quickly.

After setting off, Li Xiaowei was on the back of the young chimpanzee, counting the time boredly, looking at the scenery of the past.

An hour, two hours, three hours, four hours, five hours, six hours, and it was dark and I couldn't move forward.

Li Xiaowu looked at the dense woods around him, looked at the young chimpanzee, and said with a confused face, "Where is this place, where are we now, what are we here for?"

The young chimpanzee looked at Li Xiaoxiao, crying with a sad face, and wailed with an aggrieved face, The god was killed by you, and now I can't see the road, we can't go home, oh my God, I miss my father, I miss my mother, woo woo.

Puff p ”

The more the young chimpanzee cried, the more sad he became, and in the end, he hugged the tree and cried

Mom, Dad, come and save me, it's so dark here, it's so scary, woo woo, I want to go home, I want mom and dad, woo woo.

Seeing this, Li Xiaowu finally knew why these two goods were crying, and the feeling that this guy would cry completely because he was timid, and he was afraid when he couldn't see anything.

Li Xiaowu shook his head with a wry smile, and then found a large pile of firewood to make a fire, and when he saw the sudden light around, the young chimpanzee immediately let go of the big tree, walked to the front of the fire, and looked at the fire with curiosity on his face.

Seeing the curious appearance of this stupid second goods, Li Xiaowu can guess without thinking about it, and he will definitely touch the fire when this neurotic disease waits.

Under Li Xiaoguo's gaze, the young chimpanzee looked at the fire incredulously, and at the same time shouted at Li Xiaoguo, Godman, you are so powerful, how did you get this thing, can you teach me?

As soon as he finished asking the young chimpanzee, he stretched out his big hairy hand to the fire, and then Li Xiaowu saw the most magical scene of nature, burning the gorilla.

The hair is flammable, and a burst of fire instantly spread to the chimpanzee's body, and then a scene appeared in front of Li Xiaoxiao, which made Li Xiaoxiao almost spurt blood.

The young chimpanzee's hair was burned by the fire, and it was cleaner than if it had just been shaved.

(Po Sing Shek Academy)