The accident was not very serious, the driver and Sister Huang were fine, only poor Li Xiaowu broke the bridge of his nose. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The reason for the accident was that the old driver met the female driver, and the one with good skills met the deadly, and it was not possible to worship Buddha and pray to God.

The female driver is a novice who has just obtained a driver's license, because she forgot to brake and slow down when she was turning, and a child suddenly came out, and when she was avoiding the child, she hit the taxi that Liu Xiaowu was in and they were taking.

Knowing that she had hit someone, the female driver got out of the car and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry for everyone." The cause of the accident was caused by my own personal cause, so I will be responsible for compensating you for all the losses. ”

Seeing that the girls were so sincere, the old driver waved his hand and said, "I have nothing to do, you can just give two hundred yuan for a headlight." The problem is the guy in the back, you take him to the hospital. ”

The female driver hurriedly opened the bag, took out two hundred yuan and handed it to the taxi driver, and then said sincerely: "I'm sorry, thank you for your understanding and tolerance." ”

After speaking, the female driver hurriedly walked over, in front of Sister Huang and Li Xiaoxiao, and saw the blood on Li Xiaoxiao's body, and the female driver was frightened.

After relieving himself, he hurriedly helped Li Xiaowu to his car with Sister Huang, and then rushed all the way to the hospital.

As soon as they arrived at the gate of the hospital, Li Xiaowu and they met an acquaintance, the middle-aged man who was jealous of Li Xiaowu and his wife.

Looking at the two big beauties beside Li Xiaowu, the middle-aged man swallowed his saliva, with a look of envy and jealousy. When he saw the blood on Li Xiaowu's body, the middle-aged man shrunk his neck and secretly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.

"The pretty girl is really a curse, this young man has just gone out with his front foot, and he has come back with another injury. I'm going to just get on with my ugly mother-in-law, who's ugly, but she's not going to hit anyone. ”

"Wife, I love you," the middle-aged man suddenly pulled the middle-aged woman next to him without warning.

For more than ten years, for the first time I heard my man say that he loved him, the middle-aged woman said with red eyes: "What did you just say?"

The middle-aged man held her hand and said, "Ah Fen, I love you." It's been more than ten years, thank you for always supporting and accompanying me, even though I'm still a part-time worker, but you still haven't been harsh on me. You are not the most beautiful woman, but you are the best woman to me, wife I love you. ”

Sudden changes in life, sometimes there are unexpected surprises, middle-aged men were suddenly surprised by his wife's surprise at this time, stunned, tears of joy flowing.

"Wife, I love you, you are my angel and my dream," the middle-aged man shouted while holding his wife.

"Papapa"

"Papapa"

Although the hospital needs to be quiet, everyone is happy to make an exception for their love. Facing everyone's smiling faces and applause, the middle-aged man said with a smile on his face: "I'm going to be a father, I'm going to be a father." ”

"Congratulations"

"Congratulations"

The middle-aged man came out of the hospital all the way, and when he met someone, he said that he was going to be a father, and he reached out not to hit the smiling person, and everyone politely replied with congratulations.

Back to Li Xiaoguo's side, when the doctor saw Li Xiaoguo, he shouted directly: "Damn, buddy, can you be more unlucky!"

Li Xiaowu cried and said with a sad face: "You think about it, this bad luck is the same as eating Xuanmai, and you can't stop at all." Ah...... It hurts me to death, help deal with it. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, right now. ”

Above the main hall of the Heavenly Palace

The Jade Emperor looked at the account book in front of him and frowned, why? Because over the years, the tribute from the Heavenly Realm has become less and less.

Looking at the group of great immortals in front of him, the Jade Emperor frowned and said, "There are fewer and fewer people in the world who believe in us now, and there are fewer and fewer things to pay tribute. Zhong Aiqing, who has a solution?"

Tai Bai Xing said: "Wei Chen has an idea, I don't know if it should be used?"

"Come on. ”

"Hell has recruited a representative of hell, shouldn't we also make a representative of the heavenly realm? I heard that since there is a representative of hell, the king of Hades has been idle enough to take his wife on vacation to the earth. "Too platinum star, two eyes shine brightly.

Nezha said with doubts: "Tai Bai Xing, although your idea is good, but you should also know that we and others, there is no way to go down to earth!

Tai Bai Xing touched his goatee and said with a smile: "After a while, aren't we going to start the Stone Smashing Contest with the Western Heavenly Realm?"

I recently researched a system spirit weapon, as long as it is smashed into the mortal world at that time, we can communicate with mortals through this system at that time.

First of all, we have to give some benefits to the people who get the system, and then let him help us make money, and when the time comes, when the god of the stove is up, we will let him bring money to buy tribute, and get it for us, do you think there is a better way than this?"

"Wonderful, second, wonderful. Tai Bai Xing, you are the person I admire the most Erlang God, there is no one. ”

"Shameless"

"Stinky and shameless"

The Jade Emperor thought for a moment, nodded and said, "This method is feasible, the Four Heavenly Kings obey the order, you go to the South Heavenly Gate now to make some noise, and then let mortals know that we are going to start the daily stone smashing competition." ”

"The mortal world calls our stone-smashing contest a meteor shower, and there are many fools who make wishes on the stones we smash, and the day before yesterday I accidentally smashed two to death. ”

Everyone looked at the broom star in unison, and then shouted: "Damn, you broom star, you have to get some bad luck when you smash a stone, you are too ruthless." ”

"Okay, don't make a fuss, let's dismiss the meeting, everyone is on time and active in the evening stone smashing competition. I've pressed all the old Ben tonight, and I'll kill you if you lose. ”

Tai Bai Xing: "Jade Emperor, since you take the lead in gambling, I and I ...... I'm going to report you. ”

From the perspective of murder, Tai Bai Xing immediately changed his words and said: "Just kidding, just kidding, if you report you, there must be a place to report it!"

The Jade Emperor glared at Tai Bai Xing, waved his sleeves, and turned to leave the palace.

After the Jade Emperor left, a group of immortals suddenly exploded.

"Lao Bai, you are awesome! Jade Emperor, you dare to report it. ”

"It's too white, it's good, it's a lot fatter. ”

"It's too platinum, it's good, it's good, it's admirable. ”

"You admire a ghost! Roll the broom star away, and you will be unlucky to see you," Tai Bai Xing pointed and the broom star's nose scolded.

"It's only going to bully me, I'm sorry, curse you for and falling into the pit, falling down and knocking off your big teeth while walking, peeking at fairies taking a bath and getting caught, eating and stuffing your teeth, drinking water upside down, peeing and spraying ...... a pants. ”

It's too platinum star, and when he turned around, he smacked his front teeth out.

With a whoosh, the broom star ran away, and Tai Bai Xing couldn't find anyone to settle accounts. In the end, I could only cry and mourn, take my teeth, and go back to my place to fill them.