[2] There is no most unlucky, only more unlucky
A pot of white rice porridge and a stack of potatoes and fried potatoes are Li Xiaoxiao's dinner tonight. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The potatoes he found from the side of the gas bottle were found by the time he rummaged through the cabinets, and they had sprouted when he found them.
It stands to reason that sprouted potatoes can't be eaten, but Li Xiaowu, who hasn't eaten enough for a few days, has managed so much.
Peeled the skin, shredded it, put it in the oil pan, there were really no other side dishes, add a little salt and water, and a potato fried potato came out like this.
I'm really hungry, don't you need to wash the pot for a big pot of porridge to drink, a stack of potatoes and potatoes, and lick the plate brighter than the freshly washed.
After eating, Li Xiaowu didn't wash the dishes, so he just lay on the bed and fell asleep, this night he had a dream, the beginning of the dream is like his current life, very bitter and sad. Behind the dream, I am very happy and content, because there is a family and love around me.
Before the good dream was over, Li Xiaowu woke up from the pain in his rumbling stomach, and took out the only medical equipment to help him check himself.
What made Li Xiaowu want to cry without tears was that he finally ate a full meal, and the result was. The eggs have been given food poisoning.
Li Xiaoxiao, who can't afford to eat now, has no money to go to the hospital for examination, with his many years of medical experience, his food poisoning is not very deep, it should be caused by the toxins on the potatoes after they sprout.
There are many solutions, but there is only one he can afford now, and that is to drink more salt water to expel the poison.
A large cup of cold boiled water, a spoonful of refined salt, and drank it in a big gulp.
As soon as the water entered the stomach, Li Xiaowu hurriedly ran into the toilet, and the crackling sound was unknown to hear it, thinking that Li Xiaoxiao's idle egg hurt to play with firecrackers at home.
I don't know if I don't pull it, I was startled when I pulled it, Li Xiaowu pulled it directly from six o'clock in the morning to one o'clock in the afternoon, and almost died in the toilet, although he didn't pull it to death, but he also pulled himself unconscious in the toilet.
When he woke up again, Li Xiaowu was surprised to find that since he was in the hospital, after thinking carefully about the person who could send him to the hospital, it was estimated that there was only one landlord. While thanking the landlord, Li Xiaowu began to worry about the rent and medical expenses again.
''Li Xiaoxiao, you have been a doctor for a few years, don't you even know that you can't eat potatoes when they sprout?'' The landlord took a pack of medicine and pointed at Li Xiaowu's nose and said angrily.
''I'm really sorry, I didn't expect that people can be unlucky like this.'' That Sister Huang, you can help me pay for the medical expenses first, and then I will pay you back when I have money? Li Xiaowu lowered his head and said weakly.
"You know, you know money money money all day long, and you really are. It's not that my sister likes to talk about you, and my sister just wants to ask you if you used to be quite chic? Why is it so depressed now? ”
yes, why? used to be a bohemian son. Even after leaving the family, he still lives a very free and easy life, but why is it like this now?
By the way, it was because of the fat woman that she controlled her range of activities, it was she who dug up all her money, and it was she who made Ning Ning leave her side.
"What are you thinking, why don't you answer my sister's words? Hey...... Are you kid poisoned, stupid? Seeing that Li Xiaowu didn't return to herself, Sister Huang waved her hand and shouted anxiously.
Touching his head awkwardly, Li Xiaowu said with a smile; "Sister, I'm fine, I'm just thinking about what you just said. I know the answer, the reason why I became like this is because I have low self-esteem, because I regard Ning Ning as my everything. Thank you, sister, I understand. ”
Sister Huang was a little confused by Li Xiaoxiao's words, what do you know? I just asked you why you are so depressed, why did you answer me like that?
"It's okay, don't lie on someone's hospital bed, let's go, let's go home." Sister Huang said with a smile while pulling Li Xiaowu up.
Li Xiaowu didn't say anything, just put his hand on Sister Huang's shoulder with a smile, and then the two slowly walked towards the door of the hospital.
Along the way, many people thought that they were a loving couple. A middle-aged man looked at the warm picture of Li Xiaowu and Sister Huang. complained to his wife aggrievedly; "Look at it, why is there such a big gap between the same people? Don't say that other people's wives are beautiful, and they are so virtuous, you look at your yellow-faced mother-in-law, and she can't take care of people. ”
He was answered with a slap in the face, and an angry roar.
"You're embarrassed to compare with him, what do you look like, what does he look like, do you have to hit you to understand it?"
The middle-aged man looked at Li Xiaowu's handsome appearance and a good figure like a model, and then looked at his bloated body and stubby limbs, and suddenly felt like a balloon meeting a needle.
Touching his nose, Li Xiaowu was in Sister Huang's ear and chuckled: "Sister Huang, they seem to say that we are husband and wife, let alone standing together, it's really quite similar." Ha ha....... ”
Hearing Li Xiaowu's words, Sister Huang was suddenly stunned, and even her steps forward stopped.
"Oops......"
"Oops......"
"Wow, what a loving couple, don't forget to kiss even if you fall"
Li Xiaowu and Sister Huang stared at each other with big eyes, biting their small mouths with big mouths, black faces to red faces, and they were in a stalemate.
"Click, click, click......."
A burst of flash lights taking pictures interrupted the stalemate between the two. Sister Huang hurriedly covered her face and pulled Li Xiaowu to run outside the hospital.
There was immediately a burst of laughter from the rear: "What a blessing!" Ha ha....... ”
After leaving the hospital, they stopped a taxi and reported the address, and the two fell silent in the car.
Li Xiaowu is still reminiscing, the sweet kiss just now, this is the first time he has encountered such attractive lips, thinking about it, Li Xiaowu can't help it, while looking at Sister Huang's lips, he swallows saliva.
"Knock knock knock ......." The voice was not loud, but Sister Huang could hear it clearly.
"Slap ......" Sister Huang was dumbfounded, why did she suddenly hit him??
Li Xiaowu touched his face that was beaten, a little overwhelmed and a little embarrassed, and wanted to apologize but found that it was difficult to say sorry.
A pair of silent men and women are destined to meet the old driver who talks the same thing, and the old driver rolls his eyes and smiles.
"O lad! If you don't say it, who knows what you think? Such a beautiful girl does not cherish the opportunity, and you will regret it later. ”
Li Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, and then retorted: "Master, she is not my object, she is my landlord." ”
"Smack......."
Sister Huang looked at her palm again in a daze, thinking, "Why, I will hit him?" Am I obsessed? ”
Touching the swollen face, Li Xiaowu said aggrievedly; "Why did you hit me? Hit it twice? ”
Looking at the palm of her hand, Sister Huang smiled and said, "I don't know, it seems that my hand is enchanted." ”
Old driver: "......." ”
Li Xiaoxiao: "......." ”
The reason for beating people is so strong that he has no friends, Li Xiaowu wiped his tears and looked out the window silently. I cried out inwardly, "God, you make me unlucky!" ”
"Bang ......"
"Holy, hold on to the cushion..."
"Oops......"
"Hey, my nose!"
crashed, and it turned out that Li Xiaowu was a crow's mouth, or a quasi-big crow's mouth.