Chapter 214: Don't Talk About Football, Say Cross Talk (1)

After a burst of thunderous applause, Zhou Demin walked out in a traditional blue coat and arched his hand to the audience. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Waiting for the applause of the audience to drop slightly, Zhou Demin said: "The moon is falling and the sky is full of frost, Jiang Feng is sad to sleep, Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, and the bell rings in the middle of the night to the passenger ship." After the last word was finished, he slapped the poor fall (waking wood).

Zhou Demin continued: "Today, I'll tell you a cross talk. This cross talk..."

Zhou Demin didn't finish speaking, at this time Wang Cong walked up to the stage on the left side, Wang Cong was also wearing a traditional coat at the moment, with his angular face, but also showed another temperament, and the audience cheered when they saw Wang Cong appear.

"Damn, Wang Cong actually really came to cross talk. ā€

"Yes, does Wang Cong really want to change careers?"

"Who knows, it's been all negative news for him lately, maybe. ā€

"I don't know what Wang Cong's cross talk said?"

"I'm looking forward to it, I don't know how Wang Dada is in cross talk?"

......

Stage!

Wang Cong said teasingly to Zhou Demin: "Isn't this the big name of the German generation of Deyun Club, Zhou Demin?"

Zhou Demin was surprised: "Yo, this is not a big name in the ear (child) generation, Wang Er!"

When the audience heard Zhou Demin, the big name of his son's generation, he immediately laughed, and the first burden came too suddenly.

Now Wang Cong has met an opponent, and he is fighting with the cross talker, maybe who wins. ā€

"Haha, Emma, that's funny. ā€

"It's still Zhou Demin's loss, and he gave Wang Cong a generation in an instant. ā€

"Wang Cong's cross talk is very sharp, it seems to be different from the traditional cross talk. ā€

As for the celebrity VIP area, Li Lingwei's eyes lit up when Wang Cong appeared, and she looked at Wen Qingya beside her, and found that Wen Qingya's eyes were also bright and abnormal, Li Lingwei couldn't help but start pondering again.

On the stage, Wang Cong was not stage frightened at all.

Wang Cong hurriedly said: "Hey, my name is Wang Cong, not Mr. Wang Er. ā€

Zhou Demin: "It's all the same, almost." ā€

Wang Cong hurriedly said: "It's a lot worse, you directly give me the generals." ā€

Then Wang Cong said politely: "By the way, do you smoke?"

Zhou Demin: "Pump." Immediately afterwards, Wang Cong pretended to take out his pocket, and said: "Say it earlier!" Zhou Demin looked at it and hurriedly said: "Hey~ You're welcome, you're welcome!"

Wang Cong put down his hand again at this time and said indifferently: "I'll lift my pants!"

Zhou Demin was embarrassed when he saw it: "I thought you were smoking for me?"

Wang Cong continued: "I have to give you cigarettes. ā€

Zhou Demin said with a look of disbelief on his face: "Just you, a big celebrity, you give me a cigarette?"

Wang Cong said helplessly: "I have a request for you!"

Zhou Demin was puzzled: "What's the matter with you?"

Wang Cong went directly: "I'll let you take me to talk about cross talk." ā€

Zhou Demin was surprised: "You want to talk about cross talk?"

Wang Cong nodded: "Yes." ā€

Zhou Demin was surprised: "Hey, this thing is strange." Cross talk, you say?"

At this time, Qiu Shi walked onto the stage from the other side and said to Zhou Demin: "Yo, hahaha, Zhou Demin! Hahaha! Ouch ouch!" Qiu Shi was talking and was about to kneel with exaggerated movements. Zhou Demin saw that he quickly knelt down and said, "Hey, don't mind, don't mind!"

At this time, Qiu Shi suddenly stood up and said, "My shoelaces are open!"

Zhou Demin was speechless: "Do you have laces in these cloth shoes?"

Qiu Shi said very naturally: "Just matched!"

Zhou Demin said speechlessly: "Hey, I said that you two are taught by a master, what is the matter?"

The reporters at the scene were surprised,, this Wang Cong's cross talk is good, and those celebrities who were just supporting the scene were also stunned, and it was okay to shake the two burdens at the beginning.

The audience was even more amused at this time.

"Oops, Zhou Demin was spoiled by these two brothers. ā€

"Haha, it's actually the shoelaces that are open"

"I'll go, these two guys are really taught by a master. ā€

......

The performance on stage continues.

"I'll tell you cross talk!" After Qiu Shi finished speaking to Zhou Demin, he turned his head and said to the audience again: "What else will you do besides cross talk?"

Zhou Demin smiled and said: "You also said cross talk? This time it's lively, the three of us will tell you a cross talk together." ā€

Wang Cong suddenly said to Zhou Demin: "No, Demin, this cross talk has to be said by the two of us." ā€

Zhou Demin looked at it and said, "Let's two say okay!"

Qiu Shi stopped doing it over there, and said to Zhou Demin in the same way: "This cross talk should be said by the two of us." ā€

Zhou Demin pretended to be in trouble, and Wang Cong and Qiu Shi had already quarreled.

Wang Cong said to Qiu Shi: "Qiu Shi, you're wrong, you are a football reporter, and you talk to Zhou Demin about cross talk, don't you call yourself willing to fall?"

Qiu Shi was also not ambiguous: "Wang Cong, you are wrong, you are a famous football commentator, you talk to Zhou Demin about cross talk, don't you humiliate yourself?"

Wang Cong said: "If you talk to Zhou Demin about cross talk, you can be regarded as self-destructive future." ā€

Qiu Shi returned: "You talk to Zhou Demin about cross talk, you call it self-abandonment of martial arts." ā€

Wang Cong yelled at Qiu Shi: "You are a well-dressed beast!"

Not to be outdone, Qiu Shi yelled at Wang Cong: "You are not as good as a beast!"

Because Zhou Demin stood between the two, although Wang Cong yelled at Qiu Shi, the audience looked like they were yelling at Zhou Demin. Qiu Shi was the same, the two of them seemed to be scolding Zhou Demin.

"You're dead feeding the dogs. ā€

"You don't even eat dogs. ā€

.......

The audience couldn't help but laugh when they saw this.

"It's so funny, ouch, it's like scolding Zhou Demin. ā€

"Yes, Zhou Demin is so pitiful,"

"Yes, self-degenerate, self-humiliation, self-destruction of the future, self-destruction of martial arts, why is there no good word. ā€

"Ouch, no, even the beasts have come out, as if they have transformed by saying cross talk to Zhou Demin. ā€

Kou Tianwen was also shocked by Wang Cong's performance at the moment, this Wang brother is really...

As for Ning Qiushan and Xia Zihong looking at each other, they found that what Wang Cong showed was not only those funny lines, but also deeper things.

As for Li Lingwei, Wen Qingya, Liang Qizhen and Jin Xiaoying were also amused by Wang Cong and Qiu Shi's expressions, and covered the corners of their mouths with their green little hands from time to time.

Although Fang Yaowei is a native of Hong Kong Island, he was also amused by Wang Cong and Qiu Shi on the stage.

They were all amused by Wang Cong's burden one after another, and at the same time they were deeply shocked.

Some reporters were taking pictures with their cameras, but when they heard the burden of Wang Cong and Qiu Shi, they couldn't laugh, they couldn't hold the camera at all, and the photos they took were all blurry...

Stage!

Wang Cong and Qiu Shi's scolding was all scolded on Zhou Demin, so Zhou Demin couldn't stand it, and said to the two: "You can cut me off." Why are you all coming at me? Let me ask, why do you all want to talk about cross talk?"

Wang Cong and Qiu Shi said together: "I can't go on!" (To be continued.) )