Chapter 215: Don't Talk About Football, Say Crosstalk (2)

Sun Desheng's mood was worried and complicated when Wang Cong and them came to power, and he kept squatting in the side curtain position, ready to see how Wang Cong and Qiu Shi performed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Until these burdens were shaken out, the effect was very good, Sun Desheng was completely relieved, and what surprised him was Wang Cong's state, which was very good, whether it was expression control or action performance, it was professional-level.

It's obvious that Qiu Shi didn't enter the state as quickly as Wang Cong, but as an old cross talk actor, he knew Qiu Shi's situation, and he would enter the state immediately under the leadership of Zhou Demin and Wang Cong.

The on-stage show continues!

Qiu Shi continued: "Hey, I said Wang Cong, you're not right, you're a famous football commentator, your career is booming, you're notorious...... You're famous, why can't you get along? ”

Zhou Demin was also puzzled: "What people are asking makes sense." ”

Qiu Shi added: "People are still the host of Xixi's kicking power." Let's be kind, today in front of the big guys, you tell me, why can't you get along? ”

Wang Cong said: "You don't know, on the surface, we are quite beautiful, but in fact, there are a lot of constraints on our bodies, for example, the recent punishment regulations, I really studied carefully, and found that there are only two things that can be done." ”

Zhou Demin said: "What are the two things? ”

Wang Cong said: "One is to write books, and the other is to talk about cross talk. By the way, Qiu Shi, why do you have to talk about cross talk as a dignified reporter, you should talk about it in front of everyone today. ”

Zhou Demin also echoed: "Yes, you can also talk about it." ”

Qiu Shi said with a bitter gourd face: "Alas, it's hard to say, it's hard to write." Nowadays, no one reads this football, no one buys newspapers, and no one wants manuscripts...... No one picked up the lost passbook. ”

Wang Cong and Zhou Demin shouted together: "Let's pick it up." ”

Qiu Shisheng said unlovingly: "It's all overdrafted. Who picked it up, so you still have to take me to talk about cross talk. ”

Zhou Demin said with some sympathy: "With you? ”

Wang Cong continued: "We still talk about the bitterness of the ball. If you say too much, the audience is annoyed, if you say less, the audience is sleepy, if you say that the players are unwilling, and if you say lightly, the fans don't understand their hatred. Anyway, I can't do this job. You take me to talk about cross talk. ”

Zhou Demin said lightly: "This is nothing. ”

Wang Cong continued to complain: "Where else. Our work consumes a lot of vitality, and as the old saying goes, a thousand words a day do not hurt oneself. After talking too much, it looks pretty good on the surface, but everything inside is broken, so it's a pot of boiling and burning. ”

Zhou Demin exclaimed: "It's all rotten like that? You're bitter, you're too bitter. ”

Qiu Shi next to him stopped doing: "Don't jump to conclusions so easily, okay?" ”

Zhou Demin was puzzled: "Everyone is boiling and burning." ”

Qiu Shi was excited: "He has a pot of stewed there, and I have a bowl of tofu brain here!" We reporters not only have to go to the interview with a thousand words at sunrise, but also write a script with 10,000 words. A manuscript of three or four thousand words, a special edition of one or two thousand words, you have to see the newspaper the next day, it is common to light a lamp to boil oil, and it is possible to blow a lamp and pull out wax. Look how hard we are. ”

Zhou Demin was sympathetic again: "This is quite bitter. ”

Wang Cong said loudly: "It's still me who suffers." ”

Qiu Shi seemed to be on the same bar as Wang Cong: "I'm still bitter." ”

Wang Cong continued: "I am bitter melon. ”

Qiu Shi also colored: "I am Huang Lian." ”

Wang Cong said: "I'm so bitter, look at it, I have a forehead tattoo all over my face." ”

Zhou Demin couldn't listen anymore: "The forehead lines on your face? Are you talking about people? ”

Qiu Shi immediately struck: "Even Chinese is not good and bitter, look at me, I have crow's feet all over my body." ”

Zhou Demin is on the verge of collapse at this moment: "Oh, this earth is very dangerous, you two go back to Mars." What virtues, all of you? ”

This complaint made the audience burst into laughter, especially Qiushi's comment on Wang Cong, you are notorious...... Wise all over the world, hearing this notoriety, the audience couldn't help it anymore and applauded vigorously, everyone also thought of the recent negative news about Wang Cong, and couldn't help but admire Qiu Shi's uprightness.

"It's dangerous on Earth, let's go back to Mars, ouch~ This sentence amuses me."

"Or the one you are notorious... Wise and funny! ”

"These two are still really hard brothers."

"One is blocked, and the other is expelled, it's really wow!"

.......

On the stage, Wang Cong and Qiu Shi were still arguing.

Wang Cong said: "You are a writer, talking about cross talk? Going crazy? ”

Qiu Shi returned: "You are a ball-talker, talking about cross talk? Where is it? ”

Wang Cong continued to argue: "You are right, we said that the usual food of the ball is open rice. We who talk about cross talk are close relatives. ”

Qiu Shi asked, "Close relatives?" ”

Wang Cong and Zhou Demin hugged each other and said in unison: "Yes! ”

Qiushi said as if suddenly realized: "Ao, no wonder Demin is stupid. ”

Zhou Demin pushed Wang Cong away: "Go!" Like words? ”

Qiu Shi said: "Wang Cong, let's tell the truth, you Wang Cong said the ball." That's good steel on the cutting edge. ”

Zhou Demin asked: "Then what if he wants to talk about cross talk?"

Akimi returned: "Then don't you use steel on the blade?" ”

Wang Cong continued to fight: "I'll let it go, and I have to say this cross talk." ”

The corners of Qiu Shi's mouth raised, and he said extremely coquettishly: "Speaking a thousand words and ten thousand, it is still suitable for us to write cross talk." ”

Zhou Demin said: "Then why? ”

Qiu Shi dragged and said: "Because we can b~i~an~ make up, we can flicker!" Those fake news or something, aren't they all written by us! ”

Wang Cong was excited: "Wait a while, wait a while, learn from Qiushi!" Salute to Akishi! ”

Zhou Demin patted his head: "What's wrong with you being crazy again?" ”

Akimi also agreed: "It's over, it's crazy again......"

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The audience couldn't help laughing, because the negative news about Wang Cong during this time has been overwhelming, and his passionate commentary was also evaluated as Wang Cong crazy. At this time, when I heard Zhou Demin say that Wang Cong was crazy again, I couldn't help laughing.

And the reporters heard Qiushi's sentence, because we can make it up, so aren't we all writing any fake news? After hearing this, the faces of those reporters were already green, and they kept cursing in their hearts.

"I'll rub it, why is this Qiu Shi so poisonous."

"You've been a reporter before, okay?"

"Yes, your peers are enemies, you don't do it, why is your mouth so bad."

The reporters hated so much that they couldn't wait to rush to the stage and beat Qiushi.

Everyone of those celebrity guests has been more or less distorted by those reporters, and when they heard Qiu Shi say this, they couldn't help laughing, without any scruples, and at the same time admired Wang Cong very much, they all already knew that this paragraph was created by Wang Cong himself.

And when the audience heard this, their expressions were different from those of reporters, not only in terms of entertainment, but also in terms of entertainment, there were a lot of fake news in those companies and foods.

For a while, the applause of the audience actually overshadowed Wang Cong's voice. (To be continued.) )