"Chapter 142: It's All a Tease"
When Zhang Jun and his entourage got out of the car, it was already half past nine in the evening, and everyone walked into this famous imperial kitchen building after getting off the bus. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The imperial kitchen building imitates the palace design of the restaurant, the main color is mainly golden yellow, the golden glazed tiles still shine with a piece of golden light in the night light, the decoration in the restaurant is brilliant, magnificent, each of the giant pillars that two people can hug can hold, are engraved with a whirling coil, the momentum is amazing golden dragon relief, lifelike, majestic and magnificent, standing in the restaurant, can really make people have a sense of being in the palace compound!
Zhang Jun and this group of veterans are the first time to see such a magnificent restaurant, and they are all like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and they feel that everything is amazing.
When I walked to the main hall, I clearly heard the noise of a large group of people, which was the voice of the group of veterans who came to the Imperial Kitchen Building to order food in advance:
"Why haven't the boss and platoon commander come yet, I'm almost hungry!"
"I'm hungry, you bastard, you have to endure it for me! The boss has a treat, what's the matter with you eating first! If the boss is angry and refuses to pay the bill, we will beat you to death! ”
"Tiger, you kid are only worried about paying the bill now? Why didn't you think about the distressed look of the boss when he saw the bill when you ordered so many dishes just now? ”
"Who are you talking about? Didn't you bastard order ten catties of sauced beef per table! I'm embarrassed to say it! ”
"I don't think any of you have our eldest sister Liu is ruthless, obediently, just order a bowl of bird's nest per person, that thing is tasteless, the most wasteful!"
"Second baby, you want to die! Didn't you see that there are more than 20 female soldiers here, and if you male soldiers are allowed to order meat and wine, we female soldiers are not allowed to order a bowl of bird's nest? Also, if you say that you are not allowed to call me Sister Liu, it is hard to hear, call me Xiao Liu! ”
"Good! Good! Little rascal (Xiao Liu)! Ha ha! ”
"Fuck off!"
Listening to the laughter and scolding of these veterans, Zhang Jun smiled slightly, and led the big guy to walk in the direction where the sound came from, the sound came from a large box, Zhang Jun pushed open the door of the box, and saw the noisy veterans in his convoy at a glance.
"Boss!" A big black man was the first to see Zhang Jun who pushed open the door of the box, and suddenly everyone turned their heads collectively and looked at the door of the box.
"The boss is here!"
"Little boss!"
"The platoon commander has also arrived!"
"Boss, I'm waiting for you!"
When everyone saw Zhang Jun, they got up one after another and shouted happily.
Zhang Jun showed a big smile to everyone and said, "Now you don't have to worry about no one paying you, right?" ”
"Haha!" Let's have fun!
"Boss, platoon leader, your seat is here, it's been reserved for you a long time ago, come here!!" The big black man shouted as he pointed to the two positions beside him.
Zhang Jun remembered that this big black man's nickname was Tiger, which was the person who had talked on the phone with Lao Sun on the phone in the truck before, and when he saw that the tiger had reserved a seat for himself and Lao Sun, Zhang Jun was happy in his heart, and walked towards the two seats with Lao Sun.
With Zhang Jun and Lao Sun taking their seats, other veterans also found a good place to sit down, this box is indeed big enough, there are ten tables on the scene, and it is more than enough for Zhang Jun to sit down with more than 100 people!
As soon as he took his seat, the tiger beside Zhang Jun hurriedly spoke: "Boss, hehe, you guys are here, the big guys are almost hungry!" Just now, these guys were still yelling that they wanted to eat first! Good thing I stopped them! ”
"Cut-" Hearing that this guy Tiger was courteous when he saw the boss, everyone couldn't help but coax.
"Boss, don't listen to the nonsense of the tiger! Just now he called the happiest! ”
"That's it, when he ordered, he ordered the most, and he ordered as much as he wanted!"
"Boss, this kid just doesn't clean up!"
"Haha, Brother Tiger doesn't blush when he talks nonsense!"
Hearing everyone's laughter, the tiger also had some old faces that couldn't hang up, and he blushed with embarrassment, Zhang Jun helplessly relieved the siege and said: "Haha, it's okay, I asked Brother Tiger to order casually, I promised everyone, if you are enough, you will definitely do it!" ”
As soon as Brother Tiger heard this, his momentum returned, and he yelled at everyone: "Listen, listen, I just said that the boss asked me to order casually, what are you fooling around!" ”
"Cut-!" There was another commotion, and then everyone burst into laughter!
Zhang Jun was also amused by this group of big-headed soldiers, and laughed along.
At this time, the box door opened again, and everyone looked over, only to see three beautiful city girls walking in.
"Damn! This person is Sister Sun! ”
"Wow, the squad leader is so beautiful!!"
"And Wu Yue and Liu Min, my God, why are you so beautiful!"
When the male soldiers saw that the three young girls who came in turned out to be Sun Ning, Wu Yue, and Liu Min, the squad leaders of the female soldier squad, they opened their mouths in surprise one by one, and they were speechless with a shocked expression!
The other female soldiers stood up in amazement one by one, ran to the three women, and chirped:
"Squad leader, you've become so pretty! Where did you buy this dress? ”
"Wow! Our little Yueyue turned out to be a big beauty! ”
"Hehe, Xiaomin, I didn't expect you to look good in beautiful clothes!"
"I'm so envious of the three of you, you see how we've all tanned, I would have stayed at the base if I knew I'd been there!"
The female soldiers pulled the three girls and were about to sit on the seats, and a figure suddenly rushed over, it turned out to be a male soldier tiger, only to see him rush to the female soldier Liu Min with an arrow step, stretched out his arms and wanted to hug her, shouting: "Xiao Min, I want you to die!" ”
Liu Min quickly dodged sideways and easily dodged, making the tiger look embarrassed, and everyone laughed wildly!
Liu Minliu raised his eyebrows, protected his chest, and said angrily: "Stinky tiger, if you want to take advantage of me, no way!" ”
At this time, a male soldier at the dinner table coaxed: "Yo! Liu Min, do you have breasts! Why didn't you feel it! Hahaha! ”
Liu Min raised his head and said proudly: "Do you know why the earth is round, but we can't feel it?" That's because -- it's big! ”
Is it big?
Everyone sweats!
The mocking male soldier was speechless for a while!
Lao Sun has a black line!
Zhang Jun was full of embarrassment!
I didn't expect this Liu Min to be a funny girl, why haven't I noticed it usually!
Lao Sun said helplessly to Zhang Jun: "Boss, don't be surprised, they are usually like this, they are used to making trouble, you can get used to it!" ”
Zhang Jun was about to speak, when suddenly a coquettish voice came!
Zhang Jun was shocked!
"Sun Qiang! Come out with me, I've got something to tell you! ”
The audience fell silent all of a sudden, Zhang Jun took a look, it turned out to be Sun Ning, the female soldier squad leader, shouted, and after shouting, Sun Ning walked out of the box neatly!
"Ah, yes!" Lao Sun subconsciously agreed, came back to his senses, and saw that the people in the box were staring at him, and suddenly his old face turned red, lowered his head, and ran out in dismay!
Zhang Jun sweats wildly!
Lao Sun, co-authoring you is also a joke!
As soon as the people left, the box suddenly burst into laughter!
Looking at this group of happy big-headed soldiers, Zhang Jun couldn't cry or laugh in his heart!
At this time, the female soldier Wu Yue walked to Zhang Jun's side with a smile, sat down in Lao Sun's position, leaned into Zhang Jun's ear, and said with a smile: "Boss, Platoon Leader Sun will definitely sit next to our squad leader later, I have to sit here!" ”
Zhang Jun asked with a smile: "Wu Yue, you tell me the truth, is Lao Sun and Sun Ning?" ”
Wu Yue covered her mouth and smiled: "Boss, you used to be so gossipy, hehe, you guessed right!" But the two of them haven't decided yet! ”
Immediately afterwards, Wu Yue carefully talked about the matter between Lao Sun and Sun Ning, it turned out that Lao Sun and Wu Yue were both soldiers in the barracks, one was the platoon leader of the male soldier platoon, and the other was the squad leader of the female soldier squad.
After a joint operation, everyone's relationship became very good, and some male soldiers secretly fell in love with female soldiers, and Lao Sun was also one of them.
What he likes is Sun Ning, the squad leader of the women's soldier class, at first Sun Ning didn't care much about Lao Sun, Lao Sun is also persevering enough, and found that Sun Ning likes to practice sanda, so he took the initiative to be her sparring partner, and he really made a lot of progress in Lao Sun, and the relationship between the two really became ambiguous.
For the small actions of these two people, the male and female soldiers in the team all saw it in their eyes, and deliberately did not poke it, this old Sun is also a wonderful, every time he made a mistake, he took the initiative to run in front of Sun Ning, let her beat her up, and over time, Sun Ning was used to using him as a meat target to vent his emotions, every time he saw Lao Sun's blue nose and swollen face appear in the training ground the next day, everyone would smile, and secretly hold back the joy in their hearts!
After listening to Wu Yue's explanation, Zhang Jun was very surprised, he didn't expect Lao Sun to have such a strong emotional history, it's really unseemly!
It seems that in the future, I will find an opportunity to match the two of them and help Lao Sun win Sun Ning!
It's a little exciting to think about!
At this time, the waiter began to serve the food, and there were 16 dishes on each table, which were full of color, flavor, and appetite!
After a while, Lao Sun and Sun Ning also re-entered, Sun Ning smiled, Lao Sun looked a little painful, everyone held back their laughter, deliberately ignored the two of them, Sun Ning returned to his seat, Lao Sun saw that his seat was occupied by Wu Yue, and the position next to Sun Ning was vacant, and hurriedly threw a grateful look at Wu Yue, and then sat down next to Sun Ning and spoke!
Everyone arrived, the dishes were also served, Zhang Jun was the boss, and he had to say a few words as usual: "That, the brothers and sisters of the team!" The team can have now, all thanks to the efforts of the big guys, I am here to thank you, see that everyone is hungry with their chests and stomachs, and their stomachs are growling, so I won't say much nonsense, today's meal is my reward for you, everyone eats and drinks well, the wine and meat are enough, everyone eats to their heart's content! ”
After Zhang Jun finished speaking, everyone hurriedly coaxed:
"Long live the boss!"
"Thank you boss!"
"Haha, it's finally time to eat!"
"Let's go!"
And so began the feast!
Since it is strictly forbidden to drink alcohol in the barracks, these big-headed soldiers have not drunk a drop of wine in the past few years, so there is no wine on the dinner table, and everyone starts to move directly at the delicious food on the table!
Soldiers are tigers on the battlefield, and they are hungry wolves at the dinner table, except for a few female soldiers who eat a little better, those male soldiers are simply miserable!
"Hey, here's my beef! Mountain artillery, what are you robbing! ”
"Hey, tiger, I'll clip this chicken leg first!"
"Hey! Monkey, why did you come to our table! And rob our beef! ”
"Hey! Feed! This is our female soldier's bird's nest, you put it down for me! ”
After eating for more than an hour, the box gradually quieted down, just when everyone ate and drank well, had a round belly, and was satisfied.
The male soldier who had laughed at Liu Min before received a phone call.
"Hey, Xiaoli, I didn't sleep, I'm having dinner with my comrades, well, we'll see you tomorrow, okay!"
As soon as everyone heard it, they understood that this was the male soldier's girlfriend who called to check on the post, and they all consciously did not make a sound, so that he could chat with his girlfriend with peace of mind, but the female soldier Liu Min on a dinner table hooked the corners of her mouth slightly at this time, revealing a hint of intriguing smile.
I saw that when everyone was quiet, and only the male soldier was left in the box to call, she suddenly shouted: "Boss, do you still want to add a bell?" ”
Boss? Add a clock?
Zhang Jun covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it directly!
Women really can't be offended!
You will not live if you have done your own iniquity!
Everyone looked at Liu Min with a shocked face, only to see Liu Min smiling with a look of successful tricks and revenge.
Everyone turned their heads and looked sympathetically at the male soldier who was calling.
Brother, ask for more blessings!
The male soldier who answered the phone was also confused, and glanced at Liu Min blankly, and then saw him hurriedly shout into the phone: "Ah, Xiaoli, it's not like this!" Listen to me! Ah, don't break up! Xiaoli, Xiaoli! ”
The phone hung up, and the male soldier burst into tears! Regret it!
I don't have anything to offend Liu Min, what do you do, God, what kind of sin have I made!
Liu Min! You give me back my Xiaoli!
Everyone couldn't hold back anymore at this time, and they couldn't stop laughing!
……
The meal was so lively, the giggling was over, Zhang Jun paid the bill, let Lao Sun and them go back to the base, Wu Yue and them went back to the pharmaceutical factory, and he took a taxi back to the Stygian Factory.