"Chapter 143: Singles' Day"
At almost eleven o'clock in the evening, Zhang Jun took a taxi back to the Stygian Factory. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
As soon as I walked into the dark coin factory, I saw a long table and chair at the door, and the ghosts were lining up in a long line to exchange for the dark coin, many of the ghosts had seen Zhang Jun, and knew that the young man in front of him was a big man who could command 10,000 Yin soldiers, and when they saw him approaching, the ghosts were busy hunched over one by one, and they didn't dare to look at him with fear on their faces, Zhang Jun said that he was very helpless.
Silently walked to the table and chair, and saw that Master Zhao was seriously holding the treasure handed over by the ghost to check, Zhang Jun saw that everyone was working so seriously, and he couldn't help, so after looking at it for a while, he walked into the factory and returned to his chaise longue.
"It looks like we'll have to recruit some new employees in a few days!" Zhang Jun thought to himself.
Just finished eating, and now he is not very sleepy, Zhang Jun lay on his back on the recliner, took out his mobile phone, and silently swiped Weibo, tomorrow is Singles' Day, and it is also the annual chopping hand festival.
"Didi, Didi!" A QQ message sounded.
Zhang Jun clicked on it and saw that the news came from the QQ group of his class, the third buddy in his dormitory, and the squad leader Liu Hengwei was sending a group message.
"All members of Aite, please send red envelopes for comfort on Singles' Day tomorrow!"
Soon, there was another burst of dripping, and the sound of dripping sounded, and the third elder of the squad suddenly replied.
"Ask for red envelopes and support for chopping hands!"
"+1 for Seeking Together"
"Friend, please send a red envelope!"
"If you take off the list, please send a red envelope!"
"Single dogs need the solace of red envelopes!"
"Singles' Day without giving out red envelopes is playing hooligan!"
Soon, a person sent out a red envelope, Zhang Jun saw that it was actually sent by Chen Lei, the boss of his dormitory, Chen Lei, the proud boss of the love scene, talked about a girlfriend a month ago, and he was tired all day long, and became the first person in Zhang Jun's dormitory to successfully get rid of the single, tomorrow he doesn't have to spend Singles' Day, tonight I saw the excitement in the group, he consciously came out and sprinkled a handful of dog food!.
Chen Lei: I wish you all to get rid of the order as soon as possible! Dog food has been distributed, please accept it!
Immediately after, a red envelope pattern appeared.
Everyone rushed wildly, and Zhang Jun couldn't help but click on the screen quickly.
Looking at the penny displayed on the screen, the corners of Zhang Jun's mouth couldn't help twitching!
Boss, this pit goods!
The people in the group also complained.
"Damn, it's only a penny! Boss, you're deducting this ratio!"
"Nima, not a penny!
"Boss, you are so detained, does your daughter-in-law know?"
"Isn't there a little bit of big red envelopes in the world?"
"Chen Lei, you're embarrassed to send a penny!
"Hehe, what's wrong with people now, they don't pick up a dime when they drop on the road, and they rob the sky when they send a penny to a red envelope!"
The group was full of complaints, but the boss Chen Lei was unmoved, and sent out another message.
Chen Lei: What's wrong with a penny, you have to hand over a penny to the police uncle when you pick it up on the street, and my penny goes directly into your pocket!
"Hehe, boss, you can't explain this!"
"Cow break!"
"Served!"
Just when everyone was arguing, Tang Ningning, a member of the class study committee, went online.
Tang Ningning: I wish the boys in the group a speedy release and a happy Singles' Day!
A password red envelope is issued!
Everyone was crazy again, and Zhang Jun also grabbed one, and there was actually 11.11, which is a big red envelope!
"Oh yes, I grabbed it, 11, 11, Tang Da Beauty is so good!"
"Thank you Tang Da Beauty for the red envelope!"
"Tang Da beauty is a good person, woo!"
"Is Tang Da beautiful single? What do you think of me?
"! Tang Da Beauty is mine!"
"What nonsense are you talking about, it's obviously my goodness!"
"Hey, hey, hey, our family would rather be my Zhang Liang, who of you dares to bully her!"
"Wow, Sister Zhang is also online!"
"Sister Zhang, ask for a red envelope!"
"Sister Zhang, how much red envelopes are issued, how much weight you will lose, hehe!"
"Sister Zhang, please send red envelopes without change!"
"Sister Zhang, I missed you in my last life, but today I don't want to miss your red envelope again!"
"The good-looking ones have already given out red envelopes, and the ugly ones are still hesitating, Sister Zhang, you can do it!"
There was a lot of frolicking in the group, Zhang Liang had no choice but to issue a password red envelope!
Zhang Liang: "Red envelope from Zhang Liang's beauty!"
Everyone rushed wildly, and Zhang Jun grabbed 13.14, which is definitely a big red envelope!
"Wow sun! There is actually 2.8! The postage for chopping hands tomorrow is there!"
"Thank you, Sister Zhang, for the red envelope!"
"Woo, why. I only have a dime, and I can't fall in love!"
"What happened just now, I feel like I missed 100 million!"
"Who's the King of Luck! Get out of here!"
"Damn! The king of luck is Zhang Jun!"
"Fourth, you actually secretly dived to grab red envelopes, it's so shameless!"
"Pull Zhang Jun out and shoot him for half an hour!"
"13, 14, I'll wipe it! The dog food was all eaten by Zhang Jun, this kid alone, I can't bear it!"
"Zhang Jun come out!"
Zhang Jun, who grabbed the red envelope, saw that he was exposed, and it was not good to dive anymore, so he sent a message embarrassedly.
Zhang Jun: Hehe, long time no see! Happy Singles' Day!
"Damn, you're still alive, tell me how long you've been missing!"
"Zhang Ye is a big man, busy with it!"
"The one I admire the most in the class is Zhang Ye, I haven't seen him come to class for a semester, and the professor doesn't criticize, one word, cow!"
"Zhang Ye is mighty!"
"Where did Zhang Ye get rich recently?"
"Master Zhang, send out red envelopes!"
"A person, we don't have to look at his usual performance, as long as he sends a satisfactory red envelope on the occasion of Singles' Day, we can identify him as a noble person, a pure person, and a person who has detached himself from low-level interests. ”
"Rub, the squad leader is mighty, Zhang Ye, you can watch it!"
"Master Zhang, look at it!"
Looking at the squad elder and the third serious words of asking for red envelopes, Zhang Jun said that he couldn't bear it, yes, the red envelope is, I'll send it!
Zhang Jun: The 100 yuan red envelope is here, please receive it!
A password red envelope is issued!
The crowd poked their phones.
"Damn! What about a hundred! How is it a penny!"
"Fourth, you are also a deduction!"
"Life is full of deception! I say I don't believe in life anymore!"
"Master Zhang, I don't respect you!
"Zhang Ye turned out to be a person who was deeply immersed in low-level fun!"
"Zhang Ye and Chen Lei are definitely good friends, and they all send the same red envelopes!"
There was a burst of laughter and scolding in the group, and Zhang Jun, who was looking at his mobile phone, was also happy and edited another message and sent it out.
Zhang Jun: "Hehe, I just ordered an extra decimal point, I'm sorry everyone, the big red envelope will make up for it!"
"Cut, see through Zhang Ye's little Jiujiu at a glance!"
"Catch a wild tease alive than Zhang Ye, don't thank me, my name is Red Scarf!"
"Fourth, the ghost believes you!"
"It's definitely another one!"
Ignoring everyone's reply, he directly sent a big red envelope!
Happy Singles' Day to everyone in the group!
The icon of a password red envelope flashed, and it disappeared in an instant by a large number of passwords!
"Wow, it's really a hundred, woohoo, Master Zhang, this is for me to chop my hands tomorrow!"
"Damn, one hundred, four local tyrants!"
"Zhang Ye is mighty! Zhang Ye is domineering!"
"This is the red envelope!"
"There are all the people in the group, 100 yuan per person, wow! I want to cry happily, is there any!"
"I was wrong, Zhang Ye is a noble person, a pure person, a person who is free from low-level interests!"
"The diving in the class, come out and grab Zhang Ye's red envelope!"
"Ahh
As soon as Zhang Jun's big red envelope came out, the group suddenly became lively, and many people who usually don't talk and dive also bubbled, Zhang Liang and Tang Ningning also grabbed Zhang Jun's red envelope and came out to say a few words!
Zhang Liang: "The local tyrant is so handsome! Thank you Zhang Ye for your red envelope!"
Tang Ningning: "Hehe, Master Zhang, thank you for sponsoring my chopping hand!
"Thank you, Master Zhang!"
"Master Zhang, I'm going to give you a monkey!"
At this time, a very fat girl in the class was bubbling, Zhang Jun remembered that this girl's name was Li Tian, when the class had a picnic before, playing truth or dare, this girl described Durex as having a variety of flavors, which impressed Zhang Jun!
Li Tian: "Master Zhang, male god, local tyrant, accompany me tomorrow for Singles' Day! I'll let you celebrate Father's Day next year!"
Suddenly, the message below was replied!
"Wow, Master Zhang, you are blessed!"
"Master Zhang, hurry up and agree!
"I'm so excited, hahaha!"
"Master Zhang, other girls are so active, you can't be cowardly, go!"
Looking at this group of comics who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, Zhang Jun was speechless, and his head was full of black lines!
At this time, Zhang Liang and Tang Ningning also came out to bubble.
Zhang Liang: "That's right, Master Zhang, can you enjoy your face tomorrow and celebrate the festival together! I will let you celebrate Father's Day next year!"
Tang Ningning: "And me! And me! Everyone will be together tomorrow, hehe!"
Watching the two girls in the class flatter Zhang Jun together, the group exploded for a while!
"Damn, my goddess, how can you serve two daughters and one husband!"
"Blind my titanium dog eyes!"
"Take 10,000 critical damage!
"Leave me alone, let me cry!"
"The goddess is so down-to-earth, I want to cry in frustration!"
"I'm so envious of Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye can't agree!"
"The fourth child dares to agree, I will make him unable to be a man in minutes!"
"Count me in!"
"Me too!"
"I really feel sorry for Zhang Jun!
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, second, what are you muttering alone? The fourth is so cool now, two beauties, uh, no, three beauties are willing to let him spend Father's Day next year, such a good thing, sad yarn!"
"That's it, that's it! Fan Mu, you kid is pretending to be garlic here!"
Seeing that Zhang Liang and Tang Ningning also came out to embarrass themselves, Zhang Jun was speechless for a while!
Two beauties want to spend Singles' Day with themselves and let themselves celebrate Father's Day next year!
Hee-hee, think about it, how can you be a little excited!
Just when everyone was coaxing and scolding, a message from the second Fan Mu made everyone stop talking instantly.
Fan Mu: The fourth child is really pitiful, there is only a seven-month gap between Singles' Day and next year's Father's Day, and the fourth child is going to be happy to be a father! He was also liked to be a father by three girls at one time! It's sad and lamentable, and it's miserable!
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then reacted!
Zhang Liang and Tang Ningning in front of the mobile phone were also so embarrassed that they blushed and stopped talking!
Zhang Jun was in a cold sweat and looked confused!
Depend on!
Second, you brain circuit, I'll take it!
After a long time, the group became lively again!
"Hahahaha! Er, you're so talented!"
"I'm laughing to death! Happy to be a father! Haha!"
"How do I think what Fan Mu said is so reasonable! Sympathize with Zhang Ye!"
"Master Zhang, the three girls shouted to be happy to be a father, do you promise or not!"
"Aite Li Tian, Aite Zhang Liang, Aite Tang Ningning, why don't the three beauties speak, haha!"
The crowd burst into laughter and laughter!
At this time, the boss Chen Lei was bubbling again!
Chen Lei: "Heartbroken, ask for comfort!
"Hey, boss, aren't you going to accompany your girlfriend?
"That's it, Chen Lei, you are all family people, you are embarrassed to ask our group of single dogs for comfort!"
"This is a show of affection!"
"Strongly despised!"
"Strongly despised +1"
Chen Lei: A text message from my girlfriend, take a look!
Saying that, the boss Chen Lei sent a screenshot of his mobile phone, which was a text message conversation between him and his girlfriend, everyone clicked on it curiously, and Zhang Jun also opened the picture and looked at it carefully.
I saw that three text messages were displayed on the picture.
The first one was sent by the boss Chen Lei's girlfriend: I wish you a happy Singles' Day!
The second is the boss Chen Lei's reply: I have a girlfriend, I'm not a single!
And the third one is a sentence that makes everyone laugh, only to see the girlfriend of the boss Chen Lei on the picture replied:
When you receive this text message, you are good to go!
Burst......
When Zhang Jun saw the third text message, he was stunned for a while, and then he understood, he couldn't hold it back, and laughed!
You were there when you received this text message?
Ha ha!
Silence for the Boss!