When the two beautiful women got off the stage, Wang Cong was a little excited when he saw the warm applause and cheers from the audience. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wang Cong waited until the applause subsided, and then said with a smile: "It's almost early in the morning now, and everyone here loves to listen to cross talk. ”

Zhou Demin hurriedly stopped: "Huh~ What are you doing here?"

"Huh~~~"

The audience laughed, what is this Wang Cong going to do, what is the TV not allowed to be broadcast, and the radio station is not allowed to play...

Wang Cong continued: "If I Wang Cong has such a little achievement, (pointing to Zhou Demin) then ...... It's all on my own, well, I'm trying. ”

Zhou Demin was unhappy: "This, if you don't introduce me in the future, don't compare it to me?" ”

Wang Cong hurriedly said, "I haven't finished yet." ”

Zhou Demin: "Say it." ”

Wang Cong continued: "A single filament does not form a thread, and a lone tree does not make a forest. Covered in iron with a few nails. ”

Zhou Demin agreed: "That's right. ”

Wang Cong began to say again: "Can there be today without the help of the family (pointing to Zhou Demin again)"

Zhou Demin said happily: "Alas, I dare not say it. ”

Wang Cong said loudly: "Take this opportunity to thank my master." ”

The audience instantly laughed at Wang Cong's opening.

"Ouch, why is Wang Cong still so funny."

"Compared to Zhou Demin for a long time, nothing happened to him..."

"Haha... No more... Wang Cong is so funny..."

"Zhou Demin was molested to death by Wang Cong sooner or later."

Sun Desheng couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw Wang Cong's return, he didn't know the beginning of the paragraph, and felt that Wang Cong would bring a burden when he said something casually, which was really awesome.

Zhou Demin didn't know that Wang Cong would come to this burden, but with years of experience in praising him, he also had a very tacit understanding with Wang Cong.

As for Ji Xianhai, when he saw Wang Cong on stage, he seemed to be as calm and calm as an old artist with a lot of stage experience, and good cross talk is like this, chatting with the audience and throwing off the burden.

On stage!

Zhou Demin's happy expression instantly became cold: "Is there me here, are you saying that you have seen your master..."

Wang Cong still looked like he was going to die and said, "There are you." ”

Zhou Demin said anxiously: "Hey, you said me." ”

Wang Cong continued: "If it weren't for you, I would have been popular a long time ago. ”

Zhou Demin pushed Wang Cong: "Hey, ah." I've been stirring things up, haven't I? ”

Wang Cong said: "Okay, I made a little joke just now, let me officially introduce it, this is Teacher Zhou Demin, I heard that he has not been in good health recently." ”

Zhou Demin said: "Yes, I've had some illnesses recently." ”

Wang Cong said: "I have a leg cancer, and you say that a person has a disease......

Zhou Demin was anxious: "Hey, hey, hey, what is leg cancer?" ”

Wang Cong said: "It was an inflammation of the leg, and the doctor advised him to amputate the leg from below the eyebrows, but he did not agree." ”

Zhou Demin was anxious again: "You wait, amputation below the eyebrows is called craniotomy." ”

Wang Cong said impatiently: "Anyway, no matter what, it's sick." ”

Zhou Demin: "I haven't heard of it, I have a problem with my legs, open my head." ”

Phew~~~Phew~~~

When the audience heard this, they once again burst into warm applause and cries of applause.

Wang Cong adjusted the rhythm and continued: "Anyway, the health is not particularly good, but we will still work hard to perform for everyone." Some friends said, do you say that cross talk is to make money?"

Zhou Demin also asked: "Really? ”

Wang Cong said righteously: "Yes, hehe~~~"

Zhou Demin arrived: "Oh, you are really straightforward. ”

Wang Cong said: "We are here to make money, but Mr. Zhou Demin is not. ”

Zhou Demin said proudly: "I'm not." ”

Wang Cong continued: "If the family has money, let's not talk about having a house in the capital, just say that Teacher Zhou eats, that is exquisite." ”

Zhou Demin smiled and said: "I am a picky eater and pay more attention to eating. ”

Wang Cong exaggeratedly said: "I only go to a big restaurant for dinner, and when I go to the restaurant, I call the waiter, which is different from others." ”

Zhou Demin was puzzled: "How is it different." ”

Wang Cong learned Zhou Demin's expression and said, "Waiter, come here, hurry up." ”

Zhou Demin echoed: "Rich people have tempers. ”

Wang Cong learned again: "You hurry up for me, I'll tell you, I committed suicide." ”

Zhou Demin was anxious: "Hey, I haven't heard of it, I have a big temper and give myself a knife." ”

Wang Cong: "The temper is too big, it scared the waiter, hey, sir, give you a knife." ”

Zhou Demin was speechless: "She hates me for not dying." ”

Wang Cong continued: "Don't talk nonsense, order, the waiter said, oh, sir, this is our menu, look at what you order?" ”

Zhou Demin said: "Yes, let's start ordering." ”

Wang Cong followed up and said: "Fry a copy!" Audience friends, what is the meaning of fried one, that is, the entire menu of dishes is wanted, the waiter is frightened, oh, sir, or you will kill yourself. ”

Zhou Demin was unhappy: "I have to die in a restaurant." ”

Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~

"Ouch, this is amazing..."

"Haha... That's what a rich man does..."

"Why is Wang Cong so funny...."

"Hahaha... This teacher Zhou Demin stepped on, and he also fried a copy..."

Ji Xianhai and Cao Gang are completely confused, what else can they say, this return segment is better than their works there, and Wang Cong's performance is even more impeccable.

Sun Desheng saw Wang Cong's performance backstage, and secretly screamed, what a monster...

On the stage, Wang Cong continued.

Wang Cong said: "I have money, sir, you can't eat and waste, can you order as you like?" Hehe, little girl, it's not that I don't order, I really don't know how to read! ”

Zhou Demin was speechless again: "The current rich second generation is illiterate, right?" ”

Wang Cong learned the waiter's voice: "Oh, you don't know the words, there are pictures on it, you press the picture, which one do you press, which one I will write for you, okay, okay." Huh...."

Zhou Demin was unhappy: "What are you happy about." ”

Wang Cong ignored him, and continued: "Waiter, your dishes are cheap." ”

Zhou Demin asked: "How can you say that it is cheap?" ”

Wang Cong replied: "It's all three digits, it's too cheap and doesn't fit your identity." ”

Zhou Demin exclaimed: "Oh, it's over a hundred, it's cheap." ”

Wang Cong continued: "Do you have expensive dishes? Sir, sir, there are expensive dishes in the back, and there are in the back, and I am scared when I look at it, is there? ”

Zhou Demin said: "There really is. ”

Wang Cong: "This is good, this eight-digit figure, I like this dish." ”

Zhou Deming exclaimed: "This is also too expensive." ”

Wang Cong said hurriedly: "Sir, we don't have this dish, why don't we have it, why don't we have it, sir, this is our order number!! ”

Zhou Demin pushed Wang Cong and said: "Hi ......."

Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~

"I'm going to do it... Hahaha... It's actually a phone call for ordering..."

"Ouch, hey, tears are coming out of my eyes."

"I'm pretty much the same, why is this Wang Cong so funny."

"yes, it's unbearable, haha..."

"No, I'll come back tomorrow and listen to it again, it's so funny..." )