On the stage, Wang Cong and Zhou Demin have gradually improved. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Wang Cong said modestly: "Ao, it may be breast enlargement, I don't understand, let's tell the truth, I panicked when I saw him, I exercised all day long, and I ran even faster." I'll be watching here, good fellow, a little circle, a little circle, he's back, a favor, a favor, let's be together. ”

Zhou Demin said: "I don't think he always exercises, I want to run with him." ”

Wang Cong then said with a cheap smile: "Hehe, this, no, no, I can't run, and then Mr. Demin asked me to do me a favor, how to help that, Mr. Demin gave me a plate, what is it for giving me a plate, I don't understand very well." ”

Zhou Demin said: "Don't you understand? ”

Wang Cong continued to pretend to be a fake: "We really don't understand this, we have to ask for advice, what is this for? Teacher Demin was happy, so he said to me a word 'throw'! Hahaha..... We don't understand how to throw it. ”

Zhou Demin asked: "I'll run over and pick it up with my hands." ”

Wang Cong continued very seriously: "No, no, the hand is not so long, in fact, I ran over and bit the plate, stretched out my hand and dragged it without mouth, and it was not interesting to play a few times and throw the plate, I will try to change the bun." Let's have a bun...... Biting again, it's back, I'm surprised, I shouldn't have come back, I opened the bun, O.... of cabbage. ”

Zhou Demin said: "Ao? ”

Wang Cong said again: "I'll try fennel again......... Leek eggs, it's not good, it's all tried, and finally another one, it's not good, it's pulled down, pop, I went out with it, and I didn't come back for half an hour, the meat..."

Zhou Demin was anxious: "I'm a dog, what's the matter? ”

Wang Cong said innocently: "Don't don't, don't talk nonsense, exercise, exercise." ”

Zhou Demin said in an angry manner: "I'll you, do you have such a physical exercise." ”

"Huh~~~"

"Haha, Wang Cong is asking Zhou Demin to bury him to death..."

"Yes, it's funny to death, give me a plate, it's about Zhou Demin and a dog..."

"Ouch, Wang Cong is really bad, this trampled Zhou Demin..."

"It's really enjoyable, the whole cross talk joke is a burden..."

"Yes, I feel that Wang Cong is going to create a new chapter in cross talk..."

......

Wang Cong continued: "Anyway, I can't come, I can't compare with Mr. Demin at all, let me run like this, I can't stand it, I'll play billiards at most, I'll play billiards okay, when I was in high school, I skipped school, carried a schoolbag, billiards on the side of the road, and played that on the side of the road." ”

Zhou Demin asked, "Did you have a good time?"

Wang Cong said sneeringly: "It's okay, I haven't played anyway, but, at that time, my brothers praised me."

"What are you complimenting on?"

Wang Cong said proudly: "They all say that I can play billiards, and I can be compared with world-class masters, and they say that I am Durex in the billiards world." ”

Zhou Demin was hit when he heard it: "Don't talk nonsense, don't don't, don't work hard, you can't score a goal even if you work hard." ”

"Huh~~~"

Wang Cong was puzzled: "I didn't even understand. ”

Zhou Demin hated iron and said: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." ”

"What's wrong?" Wang Cong asked puzzled.

Zhou Demin said: "Davis in the billiards world, that's the master. ”

Wang Cong asked cutely, "What did I say?"

Zhou Demin had no choice but to answer: "You are talking about Durex." ”

Wang Cong asked, "What do you mean, is there any difference between the two?"

Zhou Demin popularized science: "It's a goal that goes in, and a goal that can't go in." ”

The audience was amused by Zhou Demin this time...

"Huh~~~"

"I'm really not drunk, what Zhou Demin said is too incisive. ”

"Haha, one goes to the ball, one doesn't go to the goal... Haha..."

"Ouch... Zhou Demin turned out to be so coquettish... Hahaha...."

"What are you laughing at, why don't I understand that," said a beautiful viewer with a flushed face.

"Hahaha... I don't know what you're blushing about. The boyfriend next to the beautiful woman said.

After that, I saw that the man's face suddenly tightened, and I felt a piercing pain in my waist.

Sun Desheng's apprentices are not much better than the audience, they have been amused by Wang Cong in the background, some slap the table, some stomp their feet, and some even beat their chests......

Ji Xianhai and Cao Gang glanced at each other and said at the same time: "Vulgar!"

It's just that the faces of both of them are that unnatural flush, but they seem to be suffocating...

........

Wang Cong patted his chest and said, "Is that what happened? It's really scary, let's talk about it again." ”

Zhou Demin was helpless: "Why should I start talking." ”

Wang Cong adjusted his expression, and said happily: "You see that although I am young, I am not as fashionable as Mr. Demin...... I've also been with your prostitutes......."

Zhou Demin immediately interjected: "Stop me, what you said is too far ahead." ”

Wang Cong said: "Okay, let's talk about fashion, you are doing so well in this regard, oops, Demin is often at the forefront of the times, when he was in school, Mr. Demin returned to the dormitory after school, took the lunch box, the big lunch box, the small lunch box, with the rice, with the vegetables people are not called lunch boxes, lunches!"

Zhou Demin heard Wang Cong praise him again, nodded and said, "That's right!"

Wang Cong continued: "I learned from the Hong Kong and Taiwan circles in those years. He, the bento, went to the bedroom, people, looked at my big lunch box dishes, small lunch box meals, he also showed off, bento... Dish, urinto... Rice"

Phew~~~Phew~~~

Zhou Demin couldn't help but say: "I'm a dry match." ”

Wang Cong said disgustedly: "You see that you are a little disgusting when you eat." ”

Zhou Demin counterattacked: "I see that you are a little disgusting when you speak." ”

Wang Cong sighed: "Teacher Demin is exquisite, in terms of language, fashion. Now it's even more exquisite. ”

Zhou Demin said: "I really have to be particular"

Wang Cong said: "Eating has become more particular, at that time he traveled to Beijing, and when he ate mutton, he had to come from the east."

Buns, dogs, ducks, Quanjude, chickens, ethereal ......"

Zhou Demin pushed Wang Cong and said, "I'll you!~~~"

"Huh~~~Huh~~~Huh~~~"

Wang Cong and Zhou Demin bowed and thanked each other and then walked backstage, but the audience applauded continuously, calling ~ non-stop, and as expected, Wang Cong shouted loudly, "One more..."

Wang Cong followed Zhou Demin to drink saliva backstage, and then walked on the stage again, and the return is an affirmation and recognition for the cross talk actors, Wang Cong and Zhou Demin smiled and walked on the stage again.

As soon as the two of them came out, the audience was completely boiling, and the applause seemed to lift the roof.

There were two beauties who actually came to the stage with flowers and gave them to Wang Cong and Zhou Demin, and also hugged Wang Cong for a while. (To be continued.) )