Chapter 0668 - Creeping Forward to Chase the Ball Egg

In the next time, this grandson did not leave the deputy director Grasshopper with any opportunity and time to explain, and then he listened to him babble nonsense: "I finally understand now, it turns out that eunuchs are made in this way! Damn, it's really fucking hard, it's so fucking strong, I'll give you a name Harbin cadre, and in the future, you will be called 'turtle egg strong'!"

At this time, the deputy director Grasshopper, who had been "pressed and beaten" by Lin Feng, finally insisted on coming back to life, and then saw him glaring at Lin Feng through gritted teeth and said in an almost hoarse voice: "You, you, you...... Who are you...... You, you, you, you dare to tell me your ...... Real name?"

As soon as he heard this, Lin Feng's eyes widened instantly: "Hey, cadre, I'm just a little person, don't bother you big cadres to worry, if you really want to get to know me and want to get to me, I can tell you, in our village, I'm a big celebrity......"

Before Lin Feng finished speaking, he saw the deputy director of the family, the locust grinning, pulled out the shotgun in the crotch of his pants, and then pointed at the young master Lin who was talking endlessly and said, "You, you, you...... What's your name, there's a ...... Leave your name ......"

I don't know if it was too badly injured or that the blow just now had exhausted all the strength of this vampire locust, anyway, at the last moment when the trigger was pulled, the sinful shotgun fell to the ground with a "snap......

Knowing that this grandson was trying to take revenge on him, the next moment Young Master Lin decided not to pretend to be stupid.

Then, I saw him raise his head and said to the deputy director Locust very arrogantly: "Tell you this eggless thing, Lao Tzuxing does not change his name, he does not change his surname, his name is 'Lin Feng', and he is the security minister of the 'Huayuan Group', he is good at drinking, fighting, knocking people's legs, who is paralyzed, if he dares to go to the 'Huayuan Group' to make trouble, I will let him not eat and take it away!"

After saying this, Lin Feng was about to leave, and then he heard the deputy director Grasshopper ask sharply again: "You, you, you...... Okay, well, naturally you are the person who ...... 'Huayuan Group'...... Okay, that's that, you guys fight...... Our...... Law enforcement officers, don't you shoot ...... Is our government going to give you a good score?"

Hearing this, Lin Feng stopped, and then frowned: "Damn, you forced your grandson to make it clear, which eye did you see me beating someone?"

As soon as he saw that Lin Feng was dead and refused to admit it, he saw that the deputy director Grasshopper continued to hold his breath and said, "Am I ...... Say it wrong? you, you, you...... Look...... I have a dozen brothers...... Don't...... They're not you...... Hit it?"

Hearing the locust say this, the little villain Lin Feng smiled: "Hahahaha...... Hahahaha...... Big cadre, I see that you are staring at the two eyes and talking nonsense, this is obviously you who overturned them with a gun, but you planted the blame on my head, I think you want to slander me as a 'five good young man'!"

Saying this, Lin Feng beckoned to Hou Xiaosan on the side, then took the mobile phone handed over by Hou Xiaosan, and opened a video that had just been recorded inside.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Feng uploaded this video to a popular video website, and then told the onlookers the URL so that everyone could watch it together.

Although the scene in the video is noisy, anyone can see that this is the scene where the deputy director of the grasshopper took a shotgun to hit Lin Feng and accidentally injured more than a dozen of his brothers just now.

There was indeed no scene of Lin Feng beating people or deliberately pushing and shoving, there were just deputy director grasshoppers holding back their faces and shooting wildly with a gun, until finally raising a gun to shoot at the crowd, but they were unsuccessful, and they inexplicably inserted into their crotch and exploded their balls......

At this time, Young Master Lin was energetic: "Hey, stupid, I won't ask you for mental damage fees anymore when I see you injured today, and another day when you get out of the hospital, I'll send 500,000 yuan to Lao Tzu for expenses, otherwise I'll take this video and sue you for a 'crime of intentional injury'!"

Saying this, Lin Feng pointed to the two bloody balls on the ground and said to the deputy director leech: "Hey, hey, big fool, these two Wang Baqiuzi will go to the hospital to pick up Zhixu now, it will work, if you delay for a while, it is estimated that the game will be completely over!"

As soon as he heard this, the deputy director Leech no longer dared to hold his breath, and then saw him fall to the ground, and then straightened up and crawled towards the two balls who might be able to redeem their identity as men......

Because he rushed too quickly, in the process of rushing to grab his own balls, he landed on his forehead, and instantly squeezed the nearest egg so that the plasma was splashed into minced meat!

The deputy director was stunned, what the hell is going on?

The house is leaking and even rainy, and the last remaining hope of myself is going to be deprived by the fucking heavens? God can't fucking open his eyes!

At this time, I heard Lin Feng, the hillbilly who was standing aside and saying cool words, say again: "Hey, hey, big fool, what a good egg was knocked out by yourself, tsk tsk, I don't know what you think?"

Saying this, I saw that the guy shook his head and pretended to regret and said, "Hey, they all say that the lone garlic is spicy, but ...... Your other 'lone garlic', if it is taken away by the dog, it will be useless no matter how spicy it is!"

As soon as Lin Feng's words fell, he didn't know if this guy knew in advance or if he just caught up, anyway, there was a big rural dog with a simple head and a brain at this stall who came out of the crowd, and instantly picked up the "lone garlic" egg on the ground and jumped over the stinky ditch on the side of the road and slanted into the wheat field on the side......

This scene was really unexpected by everyone, and of course, it was even more unexpected by the deputy director leech!

When the deputy director realized that if he couldn't catch up with his last "lone garlic" egg, he would be a eunuch for the rest of his life, and this thing was instantly bloody!

At the next moment, I saw the deputy director leech crawling all the way forward to chase the big earth dog at a speed that ordinary people couldn't do at all!

That's not all, the key is that the deputy director of the people, the leech, is still crawling and scolding the "wild wolf club" gangsters who fell to the ground and kept moaning, hurry up and help them chase the earth dog and grab the eggs, and the deputy director of the family also said that if their eggs can't be chased back, no one will want to have any more eggs......

As soon as they heard this, the "Wild Wolf Club" gangsters who wanted to fall to the ground and pretend to be dead or lazy immediately all stared at each other and covered their balls with surprised eyes, and then glanced at each other and followed the pace of the deputy director leech and crawled desperately......

In the next moment, a funny scene appeared:

I saw that the fifteen members of the "Wild Wolf Club" led by the deputy director of the Social Security Management Office of Xicheng District, Wanghai City, all fell to the ground, and then planted into the stinky ditch with a "puff and puff", and then plopped and climbed to the opposite bank, and then twisted their buttocks and meandered forward to crawl towards the wheat field where the big earth dog disappeared......

Most of the onlookers are local residents of Liulin Town, but they are suffering from the money-trapping agency of this "Wild Wolf Club" - "Social Security Management Office of Xicheng District, Wanghai City"!

At this time, when they saw that the vampire Ma Huang, the deputy director of the Social Security Management Office of Xicheng District of Wanghai City, who had been bullying and dominating the market in the town all the year round, was given a whole by this kind-faced little brother, everyone immediately cheered and sighed loudly......

Lin Feng knew that this group of bad "Wild Wolf Society" gangsters were all lying on their stomachs at the moment, and it would be difficult for them to become any climate for a while, so he smiled slightly and waved his hand at the monkey and Hou Xiaosan and the others: "Third brother, monkey, get started, I'll take you two to have fun in a while!"

So the newly appointed deputy minister Monkey's Iveco opened the way, the Toyota Land Cruiser of the beautiful president Su Qingyan followed, and the three carts of Hou Xiaosan's "Weihewan Sand Factory Workers' Brothers" walked at the end, and the people all the way to the construction site of the "Huayuan Group......

Lin Feng stayed on the construction site of the "Huayuan Group" all morning, and he never saw Xie Erpao, the director of the Social Security Management Office of Xicheng District, Wanghai City, who was going to come over to the "unspoken rules" of Su Qingyan, the beautiful president of the family.

In the morning, Hou Xiaosan unloaded the material and said that he was going back to the sand factory in Ji'an Town, so that his younger brother and sister Xiao Qingjiao would think that my eldest brother was lazy and didn't work outside.

After not seeing each other for many days, Lin Feng felt the need to express his feelings for his brothers, so he beckoned Monkey and a few other brothers from the security department to lead Hou Xiaosan and others from the "Weihewan Sand Factory Workers' Brothers" to a beef and mutton shop called "Ben Sanxian" in the town, and then a few people ordered wine and meat to drink......

Su Qingyan, the president of the beautiful woman, and Miss Zuo Shi, the minister of human resources, saw a group of big men going out to drink and eat meat, and their own women couldn't stand the greasy environment of the small hotel in the town, so they took the four female secretaries home.

Because the driver went back ahead of schedule for a while, Su Qingyan, the president of the beautiful woman, drove the car, the other five women chatted in the back row, and the six women went back leisurely along a street in the town......

When passing by an orchard on the mountainside, they found a budding peach forest in the depths of the forest, so the six troubled women instantly became happy.

In the next time, at the suggestion of the beautiful minister Zuo and the encouragement of the four beautiful secretaries, the beautiful president Su Qingyan agreed to carry out an "early spring outing action", so a group of six people got out of the car and walked to the fruit grove on the mountainside......

The east wind is shutting down, and the spring is cold!

The snow melts at the beginning of winter, and everything recovers!

A few girls were attracted by this rare wild scenery, and then a few people suggested that Su Qingyan, the beautiful president, take out the tent and red wine behind the car, and call the monkey and Minister Lin to bring a few delicious side dishes for the six beauties to enjoy, which will be regarded as a picnic.

Su Qingyan, the president of the beauty, saw that a few little sisters were in high spirits, and it was not easy to sweep everyone's sexual interest, so he had to call Lin Feng and tell Lin Feng that after you finish eating, don't forget to bring a few delicious side dishes, and stop when you see the company's Toyota car on the way back, and then bring the box of Bordeaux red wine inside to the peach orchard, and a few beauties here are already impatient!