Chapter 0667 - Turtle Egg is Strong
After the third shot, the heroes who came out to help the "Wild Wolf Club" to stand on the field could no longer stand, and the next second the gun rang out, they staggered to the ground and twisted into a ball......
Realizing that his three consecutive shots were all on his subordinates, and the sleek hillbilly not only did not show any signs of injury, but also raised his eyebrows and raised his middle finger at himself at this time, Deputy Director Ma Huang immediately burst into anger!
That's not all, what made Deputy Director Ma Huang even more angry were the words of those who were afraid of being hit by his shotgun and surrounded the audience from afar, and those specious and unscrupulous criticisms.
Realizing that it was this group of melon-eating people who made a fool of themselves, the next time, Deputy Director Ma Huang held his breath and suppressed his anger, then retracted the shotgun, and then took out the bullet and slowly reloaded the salt bullet......
At this time, the beautiful president Su Qingyan and others have been watching the game for a long time.
In Su Qingyan's opinion, all the actions of Young Master Lin now are normal.
However, in the opinion of Miss Zuo Shi, the Minister of Human Resources, Lin Feng, the head of the security department of his company, is really the rhythm of death!
Especially when she saw that Lin Feng actually provoked the ugly man in uniform who had been tied up by him on the opposite table and was pointing a gun at him at this time, the girl Zuo Shi couldn't help but exclaim: "Hey, hey...... Sister Qingyan, he and him...... Lin Shaohe...... It won't be dangerous, right? β
Realizing that she was a little sister and didn't know much about her little lover Lin Feng, the next time the beautiful president Su Qingyan smiled and reminded the little beauty: "Shishi, don't worry, although the security minister of our company is a little domineering and authoritarian, but when it comes to fighting, he is very competent!" β
Hearing his senior sister say this, the beautiful Minister Zuo was puzzled, and then frowned and watched and was worried and afraid of this unobtrusive security minister Lin Feng.
At this stall, the brothers of the security department of the "Huayuan Group", who had long seen the methods of Master Lin, began to shout for Lin Feng under the leadership of the monkey, and it didn't take long for the entire street intersection to become the home of the "Huayuan Group".
At this moment, I heard the monkey lose no time in shouting for Lin Shao in the venue: "Lin Feng is mighty-"
The brothers saw that the newly appointed deputy minister Monkey Boss got up and shouted, so they shouted in unison: "Lin Shao is mighty-"
Realizing that his brothers were very good, and his boss Lin Feng was very good, the monkey improvised another sentence: "Young Marshal Lin is so explosive!" It's so strongβ"
As soon as the words of the deputy minister monkey fell, the brothers did not hesitate to shout in unison: "Young Marshal Lin is bursting!" It's so strongβ"
The cheers of the brothers of the "Huayuan Group" really stimulated the director of the social management office, who was already frenzied, and then saw him turn his head with gloomy eyes and slap Su Qingyan and Zuo Shi and monkeys of the "Huayuan Group......
Damn, you group of turtle grandsons who drink two oils are forced to talk like this, so that Lao Tzu can't concentrate on critting that hillbilly, then Lao Tzu wants you to look good!
Thinking of this, the deputy director of the leech glared at his bloody eyes and raised his gun at the people of the "Huayuan Group", and then pulled the trigger in a frightened scream......
The beautiful president Su Qingyan and the others didn't expect this extremely obscene-looking man in uniform to be so crazy, shooting the enemy to no avail, and hurting innocent passers-by after hurting his companions!
No one is psychologically prepared to prevent such a pervert, and as soon as the other party raised his gun, Zuo Shi, the minister of human resources, and the female secretaries were about to pee their pants in fear.
Especially when they saw the madman with fierce eyes aiming his gun at himself and others, several girls immediately screamed......
Then I heard a gunshot, followed by a tearing cloth, followed by a hysterical scream!
Several girls were grabbed by these sounds, and the moment they saw that their urethral sphincter was about to erupt, they heard a mournful sound from the opposite side!
The girls opened their eyes tremblingly, and then they saw a scene that puzzled them:
The perverted uniformed male horse emperor who lost his mind was no longer tyrannical, and at this time he was sweating and clenching his teeth and holding back his internal strength.
Looking down further, everyone found that his powerful shotgun was being held by his hands and inserted into his crotch at this time, looking at his little expression as if he was brewing and holding fart!
In this situation, it is difficult to understand what is going on with the comprehension ability of these girls? They only noticed that the deputy director was staring like a cockroach and his hands were shaking back and forth.
And the supporting actor Lin Da Young Master Lin, who has been "complimenting" this obscene actor, has already sat down from the stage to the boss's chair where the deputy director leech is at this time, and then saw him Erlang's legs cocked, and then took out a pack of cigarettes from the jacket pocket of the deputy director leech, took out two cigarettes, stuffed them into his mouth, lit them, and stuffed the other one into the mouth of the deputy director who was holding his qigong and said: "Good cigarettes to share, I think you cadres must have this awareness!" β
Saying this, I saw that the young master of security, the minister of security, stuffed the pack of cigarettes into his pocket shamelessly and continued: "Also, the above has repeatedly shouted to enforce the law in a civilized manner...... No matter how deep the contradiction with your brother is, you can't be so vicious, more than a dozen good brothers have been overturned by you, hey, how cruel! β
Speaking of which, the drama of Young Master Lin seemed to be far from over, and then he saw him leisurely taking a puff of cigarette and admonished him seriously: "There is also a cadre of Hada, just take revenge and overthrow your brother, I don't understand why you want to beat your own little Dingding, the already small business is designated by you to be disabled by you!" β
The deputy director of the Social Management Office, Leech, didn't speak, and at this time he probably felt that his internal skills had been practiced at home, so he finally exploded under Lin Feng's sarcasm and sarcasm......
The next moment, I only heard a muffled sound of "grunt", and then a sound similar to diarrhea came from the crotch of the deputy director's pants, and then I saw that there was new content in his two trouser legs that were already soaked with yellow wax urine!
A yellow-paste-like sticky substance mixed with blood puffed down from the two trouser legs, and the deputy director leech, who was still blushing and holding his neck thickly just now, was already pale at this time, and then saw a bloodshot white foam overflowing from the corner of his mouth......
Immediately afterward, a foul smell and a strange smell like rotting flesh diffused around the deputy director leech, and then the surrounding air was filled with this disgusting smell!
The onlookers avoided one after another, but even the appetite was super deep, and Young Master Lin couldn't help jumping up from the boss chair of the deputy director leech after a chill, and then scolded: "Damn, big cadre, if you harm yourself, you will harm yourself, if I say this, you will and pee on me, you, you, you...... You're so inauthentic! β
Speaking of these, I saw that the young master Lin still pointed at the sallow-faced deputy director Ma Huang and shook his head, and there was a sense of helplessness of "mourning his misfortune and being angry with him"!
Several girls such as the beautiful president Su Qingyan and Minister Zuo Shi were disgusted by this meeting, but in order to be able to cheer Lin Feng Station and the yard, they did not go back to the car first to avoid the polluted air as the deputy minister monkey suggested.
Of course, several beauties also knew the source of this smell and the reason for its formation, but in order to continue to watch the young master Lin play strange pretenses, they had to cover their noses and stand on the periphery!
Especially the beautiful president Su Qingyan, although she was also frightened and shaken at the moment when she faced the muzzle of the deputy director locust just now, but when she thought of her identity and responsibility, this strong woman who had been killing and deciding in the business sea for many years instantly straightened her waist without fear!
Just when everyone was dodging and evading, they saw that the "turtle absorbing magic skill" of the deputy director of the people, the locust, had finally achieved a positive result.
Then I saw a crisp "grunt" at his Adam's apple, and then I saw his two bloody and round balls rolling down the two trousers along the cement pavement along the yellow wax wax and blood soup......
The moment they saw that it was a pair of Dongdong with a smooth surface and a slight white coating and plasma, everyone was stunned, and it didn't take long for the crowd to scream loudly......
"This, this, this...... This can't be Director Ma's...... Testicles, right? β
"Whoa...... Sure enough, it's definitely his balls......"
"I'll drop a mother...... What's going on? Why did you get the balls out? β
"This, this, this...... This is not a joke, if this man drops two balls, he will not become a eunuch! β
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Just when everyone was talking, I saw Young Master Lin pinching his nose and walking to the side of the deputy director Grasshopper, who could no longer lift his arm, and then pointed to the two bloody little ball urns on the ground and exclaimed angrily: "Damn, big ...... Big cadre, what kind of kung fu are you practicing, how can you lay two balls while practicing, this is also amazing, right? β
It was only at this time that the crowd of onlookers realized that those two blood cells were the testicles of the arrogant and stubborn deputy director locust!
However, at this time, everyone still has a lot of questions in their hearts.
Don't...... This is the consequence of the inexplicable "musket" just now? Or is it that the conscience of the vampire locust found out and decided to change his ways, so he used a gun to chop off his own balls to Mingzhi?
At this moment, Young Master Lin spoke again.
Next, I saw him pointing to the two bloody balls of the deputy director Grasshopper and suddenly teased as if he realized: "Huh-big cadre, you, you, you...... This, this, this...... Couldn't this be those two little turtle eggs in your crotch? β