Chapter 0020 Tofu Weir Reckless Sonnet
Li Mingyu, the ruthless eighteenth son of the sun and the moon, who has never liked to express himself in words, also talked too much when he talked about his 'Twenty-four Bridges Bright Moon Night' bowl serving technique, and the subconscious pride filled the entire 'Chabeierjian' courtyard. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Not only Second Master Wang and the short lady, but everyone present was infected, and they were all full of expectations, all wanting to see how the bowl serving technique, which even the legend could not do, appeared in this Mingli Qingxin tea room hidden deep in the pocket bay.
Li Mingyu was not in a hurry or impatient, and slowly put the twenty-four tea bowls on the railing one by one, before he said to Wang Erye: "Now, you can tell your conditions!"
"It's very simple, that greyhound grass ball is the initiator, and it is also the most arrogant, all of this is caused by it, but it is also our subordinate defeat, we have already let it die, so we don't care about it. If I win, my condition is: the first two to make a move, this Wang Dahan and the young man standing next to him, have to be at my disposal!"
He deliberately compared the two people with the greyhound grass ball, and deliberately said less words to the two, and the subtext was to say that the two were "not as good as dogs".
This layer of non-deep and shallow allusions, the masters of the Yan Zi can hear it, and when they meet the clever Yan Zi expert, they can naturally find it back from the words, without that level, they can't reply to the words in this kind of words, and this kind of dumb loss can only be swallowed.
Not to mention those who practice martial arts and fitness, these old tea guests who are just soaked in the tea room and don't even return home after the end of the show are all going to continue to drink tea and play cards after taking a nap.
Li Mingyu is not able to win in words. I don't know if Second Master Wang didn't dare to touch people who had a close relationship with him because of the Chen family, or if he had a special grudge against these two people, Second Master Wang not only was not polite to the two of them verbally, but also took the two of them as a condition.
2★.
This condition is not about me, it is not about myself, Li Mingyu is not easy to decide, his eyes are on Wang Dahan, the dumb Wang Dahan is full of confidence in Li Mingyu, and he wants him to agree. The handsome young man was very knowledgeable, and he was even more confident in Li Mingyu, but he didn't rush to express his position first, and when Li Mingyu's eyes came to him, he also replied briefly: "Promise him!"
There are really talents everywhere, this young man is clever and at home, and even in the details of his words, he also follows Li Mingyu's simple habits.
"Okay!" Li Mingyu slapped his palm on the railing, "Second Grandpa Wang, it's on your terms!"
"And your conditions?"
"At the end of the day, you and I are both in business. My conditions are: you, Second Master Wang, if you still can't rush to the second floor when I shoot all the moonlit nights of the twenty-four bridges, then I want you to carefully visit my Longwang Town Ziyuan Fitness Center first, as long as you have half of the recognition, after that, you must not deliberately shirk, you have to accept my Li Mingyu's sincere invitation, join this center, become a senior member, and after three months, automatically upgrade to a VIP member. Hehe, in the future, if you have nothing to do, you will have to come here for a walk!"
"No two words, I also agreed to this condition, I'll laugh when I win first!"
"If it's a win-or-loser, we can't compete in vain, so let's honor each other's conditions, okay?"
"That's exactly how it should be!"
Before the competition, they actually had the results in their hearts. It's not a deep hatred, who would be so serious? It's just asking for a superficial way to get by.
But the conditions, that need to be fulfilled, that is the most important thing, and it has to be solemn.
Originally, the conditions were mentioned first, and it seemed that you took the lead, but in fact, it was a great loss, because the other party could increase your conditions, which is the advantage of the latter. However, Wang Erye has already become a fine businessman, and among the conditions he proposed, the elasticity is ridiculously large, which is equivalent to having two hostages in hand. In this aspect alone, Li Mingyu, who is distracted by landscape painting and martial arts training, is too much to lose.
It is difficult to understand other people's minds, and Wang Erye bet on the two, just because in this center, these two are the first people to care about the short lady.
In the process of the competition, both sides were sealed, and they were not allowed to spread it, and the twenty-four bridges and bright moon night bowl technique, which was more incredible than the 'Eighteen Arhats' immortal technique, did not really come out, and still wrapped its mystery in the pocket bay Mingli Qingxin tea room.
As a result, everyone already knew that it must be a tie, and the two sides faced each other against the current conditions, Wang Erye became a senior member of the Ziyuan Fitness Center in Longwang Town, and at the cost of himself, there were two more guys from the Pocket Bay Mingli Qingxin Tea Room as his subordinates.
3★.
Sorrowful ditch, eternal life.
On the night of the old man's twenty-eighth birthday, the old virgin man woke up from a sweet dream, and his hair was troubled.
This is the normal restlessness of older unmarried young people, and he will not solve it at all, so he decides to go to the tofu weir as he thought before.
That night, the moon was hazy, and most of the team went to eat and drink, and most of the people who did not go stayed at home. Quietly outside, the old man was wearing only a fire waist scarf all over his body, and the middle finger inside, which was sometimes large and sometimes small, pointed straight to the road ahead.
This finger is very tenacious, and the old man is in a trance because of the excess energy, and subconsciously follows its guidance, wandering around for a while, and then goes around the tofu weir.
On a night like this, expect a chance encounter, which is the atmosphere of Rain Alley.
The old dwarf Wuqi appreciates poetry, and his romance is to turn dreams into reality, and it is best if she can teach him what to do in reality.
He was as jerky as he was to a sonnet, and he didn't even understand what it was.
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He's still a little psychedelic whether it's on the ground or on the bed,
As soon as the old man reached the weir ridge, he heard the sound of water.
The sound of the water in the tofu weir sounded lazily on a moonlit night,
It's not like an energetic person frolicking,
It's like drenching your dirty shoes with cold water,
For a while, it may have been a bubble of loneliness,
The man was bored, and hesitated between leaving and staying.
He foolishly concluded that it was some fish cat who made the water,
If they don't go into the water at night, they are really busy.
The old dwarf's urge to play tricks on people suddenly soared.
He pulled down the short swast behind the big pear tree,
A handful of them were thrown on the branches of a tree like a small tent.
Quietly along a low-hanging branch he gently,
Slowly slid into the water and felt the direction and dived to the bottom.
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From the deep water to the place where the hair sounds,
The old dwarf was like a fish swimming for two or three minutes.
In the water, he is less clumsy and stupid in the air,
Without a trace, without a sound, like a fish cat.
In an instant, it was close, and the old man didn't do anything to prepare,
He suddenly and ferociously jumped out of the water,
Regardless of Bai Shengsheng's exposure of all his shame,
With his arms stretched out, he roared like a hungry tiger pounced,
As fast as lightning, the long arm circled the man strongly.
The old dwarf also has the ability to bear four hundred pounds on his shoulders,
The hand hammer and the sledgehammer that have been wielding both arms for fifteen years,
He hugged it vigorously and hugged it full, empty,
It's small, the bones are less, the flesh is so soft,
The sudden change is still to blame for this fish cat!
4★.
The old dwarf hugged him recklessly and hugged the back words. His performance was worse than in his dreams, and he was scared away, haha!
His strength is that even a strong man can't bear it, and the soft and small, light and full water player in his arms has endured it all, and she has not been frightened, let alone exclaimed, and she is not at a loss.
is so calm, far beyond ordinary people, and I don't know what kind of experience I have to go through to cultivate, not to mention that it is not a man, there must be a demon among them, but unfortunately the old dwarf is not that kind of sharp person.
This detail, when I grew up, heard his description, grasped it, dug deeper, broke through the gap of countless missing people, and began to uncover the mystery of Tofu Weir and Changshengju, which is the later story.
This hug rippled her spring heart, completely subverted her previous innocence, and made her suddenly, after many years of being a woman, she became a real woman. It was an inner mutation, and although it had been several years since she had to solve the problem, she was just a little woman before. It made her suddenly understand a lot of things.
It turns out that there are such brave men in the world, and it turns out that this is a beautiful man. The previous fantasies about men were so deviant that she knew what to do right away.
The old dwarf hugged vigorously, and the feelings and changes that followed were too late for him to deal with with the dull brain, and he hugged it tightly, but he didn't know what to do, so he had to hold it.
In the vast countryside, the sites that can be solved on the spot are all over the mountains, and anyone may accidentally see them a few times and encounter them a few times, but there are still very few people as close as him.
5★.
After countless long nights, the old dwarf often reminisced and experienced, and he could not fully analyze every detail at that time, let alone discern how complicated his feelings were at that time.
He only figured out what it looked like: he was about to come out of the water, his eyes couldn't be opened for a while, his long arms were around, one hugged one quasi, haha, fish cat, he was finally caught, this time Lao Tzu will not make you beg for mercy, but also promise to be better to Lao Tzu in the water in the future, Lao Tzu will never let go!
He didn't let go, so he didn't wipe the water stains near his eyes, so he had to close his eyes.
No, it's like a hard bone of fish cats, this thing is a little slippery, a little warm, a little soft and electrified, is it a big fish?
The old dwarf's thoughts have not yet turned, the touch of the thing in his arms has changed again, soft and soft, and there is no hardness, the most obvious thing is that his body temperature suddenly became cold, and it was a little refreshing, and the cool air had not had time to enter the body, and suddenly a divine horse thing hit the old man's whole body.
It's not electricity, it's not heat, the other party is getting cooler and cooler, warm as jade, but this magic thing is getting stronger and stronger.
The so-called jade girl, most people in the world have misunderstood, the jade girl does not refer to the young and beautiful beauty in general, but has a specific reference, not its age.
In this world where the water is not warm and the moon is not warm, the jade girl refers to the special formation of its innate conditions based on qi and blood, which makes their female treasures unique.
Their body temperature is cool when they sleep and they are emotional, their body skin is as smooth as jade, no matter how wild their temperament is, their physical body is not hot, they are the best treasure to escape the heat - this is the jade girl.
There are many people in the world who don't know treasures, and there are not many people who really understand this sentence. The Jade Girl is an example.