Chapter 275: The Philosopher's Man (I)
On stage, Wang Cong continued to perform. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wang Cong said to Qiu Shi: "Here today, I have a question to ask you, what is the most expensive thing in the world?"
Qiu Shi thought about it: "What is the most expensive, I think it's cheap." ”
Wang Cong said with a confused expression: "What do you mean?" ”
Qiu Shi said seriously: "You are expensive." ”
Wang Cong: "I don't think it's too superficial, the most expensive thing in the world is free." ”
Qiu Shi was puzzled: "Don't want money?"
Wang Cong explained to the audience: "For example, family affection, can you buy family affection?"
Qiu Shi nodded and said, "I can't buy it." ”
Wang Cong continued with a cheap smile: "No matter how rich you are, take the money to find your father, and your father will give me a second child." ”
Qiu Shi hurriedly said: "Without this requirement, this is difficult for the old man." ”
Wang Cong stared at Qiu Shi dumbfounded for a few seconds before he said, "Your mother may not be happy." ”
Wang Cong said again: "This is family affection, and there is love, can you spend money to buy love?"
Akimi said with certainty this time: "Of course not. ”
Wang Cong said with a cheap smile: "I think ..... Yes!~~~ Money can make ghosts grind. ”
Burst~
"I'll rub it, can Wang Cong be a little cheaper. ”
"How do I suddenly feel that what Wang Cong said makes sense. ”
But Wang Cong's expression is really funny. ”
"There's no one in Qiushi, it's hard to be an old man..."
On the judges' seat, Li Dagang was also amused by Wang Cong's cheapness, thinking that there are now many juniors and second wives in society, why Ren Kewood cries on the car, and it is not laughing on a bicycle, and the whole society has become a materialistic society.
Wang Cong used humorous and witty performances to satirize today's bad atmosphere, Li Dagang also admired it, and the humorous and comedy elements were also expressed, which could also make people reflect and reflect.
Zhao Dashan was also amused by Wang Cong's appearance, mainly because Wang Cong's contrast is too great, and his handsome appearance has become a funny style, and the painting style can't bear to look at it directly.
On stage!
Qiu Shi couldn't look at it and said: "Wait, what kind of face is this, let me tell you this, all love based on money is like a plate of loose sand, and it will disperse as soon as the wind comes." ”
Wang Cong was surprised: "What you said is really philosophical, have you ever heard that song about philosophy?"
Qiu Shi was puzzled: "What about philosophy and songs?"
Wang Cong was excited: "There is a song." ”
Qiu Shi was still confused: "I haven't heard of it." ”
Wang Cong opened his mouth and sang: "He can speak with the stones here, the flowers here are blooming, and the springs here are picturesque.......
Qiu Shi immediately understood: "People are not philosophical." This is Xu Zilin's "Song of Yushan Spring". ”
The audience was thundered by Wang Cong again, and laughter came from time to time.
"Wang Cong, don't be so spoofed. ”
"Yes, Xu Zilin's good song "Song of Yushan Spring" made Wang Cong sing like this. ”
"It's just a philosophical song..."
......
Wang Cong continued to ask, "Can you spend money to buy more time?"
Qiu Shi agreed: "I can't buy it." ”
Wang Cong explained to the audience: "As the saying goes, an inch of time is hard to buy an inch of gold. A lot of people want to stop this time, can you hold on?"
Qiu Shi shrugged: "I can't stop." ”
Wang Cong's painting style changed: "I can stop." ”
Qiu Shi was puzzled: "You put away your cheap smile first, why did you stop?"
Wang Cong said with an underwhelming expression: "Deduct the battery, hahaha...."
Qiu Shi pushed Wang Cong and said, "It's so annoying." ”
Crash~
Sigh!
At first, a few audience members shouted "Woo!" a few times, but as if it was a signal, the audience also kept shouting.
Wang Cong continued to ask: "Does anyone else want to exchange wealth for youth?"
Qiu Shi cooperated: "I can't change it, it's impossible." ”
Wang Cong still had that cheap expression: "Do you want to exchange wealth for youth?"
Qiu Shi thought for a while and said, "I don't want to, I don't have wealth. Do you want to trade your wealth for your youth?"
Sigh~
Wang Cong replied: "I don't want to either." ”
Qiu Shi hurriedly asked, "Why don't you want to?"
Wang Cong twisted his face to the audience, stroked his cheek with his hand, and said cheaply: "Because I am young." ”
Qiu Shi shouted loudly: "Where did the demon come from, this is." ”
Wang Cong's expression was more serious, and he said to the audience: "This is time, and then there is air." ”
Qiu Shi said: "The air we breathe." ”
Wang Cong came again: "Can you buy air for money?"
Qiu Shi: "I can't buy it." ”
Wang Cong explained: "Let's be honest, the current air quality is average, and the TV always says that the red alert can be improved."
Qiu Shi humbly asked, "How to improve it?"
Wang Cong replied affirmatively: "Don't watch TV." ”
Qiu Shi was angry with Wang Cong's shameless appearance: "How fresh it is, this has to be fundamentally governed." ”
In a corner of the audience, Ma Bing, the director of Beijing Satellite TV, was sitting there watching Wang Cong's performance on stage, Ma Bing has been working in the TV station for almost 20 years, and he has watched a lot of these cross talk and sketch programs, but today Wang Cong still gave him a surprise.
The stage style is steady, the rhythm of cross talk is very well grasped, and the cross talk is funny at the same time, it will also make people reflect, behind the smile is a very serious problem, such as the red alert just mentioned, the environment is a big problem in society now, a big problem in the world.
Therefore, the idea of Wang Cong's program is very good, and he immediately added a lot of points to this program, as a veteran driver of the TV station, Ma Bing is very sure that the TV station needs such a program.
The audience "called" again, Wang Cong's cheap appearance is indeed no one.
"Did Wang Cong turn on the teasing mode today?"
"For a while, I will detain the battery and not watch TV for a while. ”
"This style of painting changes so fast, I really can't stand it..."
"Yes, it's quite serious at the beginning, and every sentence has a twist at the end, which is really funny. ”
......
Wang Zongling looked at Wang Cong's performance on the stage at this time, a little weak, and was very puzzled in his heart, this is impossible, how can it be, Wang Cong can only say that those vulgar and can't wait for the cross talk on the stage?
But who can tell me what is being said on stage? satirizing the unhealthy trends of the third and second mothers in society, satirizing environmental problems, and I don't know what is behind it.
Wang Zongling felt that he was fooled by Ji Xianhai, Wang Cong said that traditional cross talk is not bad at all, the rhythm is very good, and the key is that the jokes are well written, even they old guys may not write such good cross talk.
Li Dagang has a lot of thoughts in his heart now, looking at Wang Cong in his eyes, but his psychology is corresponding to the role in his movie, he found that Wang Cong is very talented in comedy, do you want to find him to play a cameo role?
Zhao Dashan at this time is purely to appreciate Wang Cong's performance, as the king of sketches, he has also created a lot of jokes, but they are not ideal, his more famous works are created by others, so he appreciates Wang Cong's performance ability at the same time, but also admires Wang Cong's creative ability very much.
Wang Cong didn't know what several judges thought, and he and Qiu Shi had already entered the best situation on stage! )