On stage!

Wang Cong is wearing a casual suit, like ordinary office workers, Qiu Shi is wearing a suit, which looks like a professional salesman, and the two are together. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Cong said to Qiu Shi with an anxious look: "Why haven't you come yet?"

Qiu Shi said professionally: "Let's wait!"

At this time, the assistant actor Li Cheng came on the stage with golden curly hair, and at first glance he was a foreigner.

Li Cheng learned the tone of foreigners speaking Chinese and said, "Hello two, is this Cemetery No. 250?"

Wang Cong replied: "Yes." ”

Li Cheng said excitedly: "Yes, I'm so smart, I just found the 89th one." ”

Li Cheng ignored Wang Cong and Qiu Shi's speechless expressions, and continued: "Hello, I am a friend of the deceased, let's talk to you on the phone... You... You have made an appointment, and the deceased has blessed me to bring his ashes here from abroad, and find him a suitable burial place here, and this is the purpose of my coming, do you understand my purpose?"

The audience was also amused by Li Cheng's performance, but although the laughter was not very loud, the audience was obviously integrated into this sketch.

"This assistant is too two. ”

"Yes, I found the 89th one. ”

"It's enough to say that you're smart..."

"This assistant is good, Wang Cong and Qiu Shi haven't played yet. ”

On the judges' bench, Zhao Dashan saw the beginning of the sketch and was a little puzzled, is it still the same as the previous contestants?

However, Wang Zongling saw Wang Cong acting in a sketch, and the beginning was very ordinary, but he sneered a little in his heart.

As for Li Dagang, he didn't have any expression, just watched the performance on stage seriously.

On stage!

Li Cheng didn't wait for the two to reply, and then said: "Yes, I'm too smart and too clear. One more thing, which is that the deceased blessed me with giving his inheritance to his eldest nephew, Mr. "Thank you". Excuse me, is that Mr. "Thank you". ”

Qiu Shi suddenly knelt on the ground, crying bitterly: "Second uncle~~ (crying)." How uncomfortable my heart is. ”

Wang Cong looked at Qiu Shi and cried for a while, and said speechlessly: "It's almost there, you don't need to cry like this, you are a grave seller." ”

Crash~

At this time, everyone also understood that Qiu Shi was a grave seller.

Zhao Dashan also showed a look of surprise, and looked at the stage more and more seriously.

Wang Cong then said: "Second uncle, you went abroad when I was two years old. I just heard that you were out of breath, and you ended up in the funeral.

Selling graves, my second uncle liked luxury and hustle and bustle when he was alive, and I covered the whole grave. Each tree is filled with small speakers that play the sound of traffic 24 hours a day.

Pick up all the small graves here, put up a simple shed, ramen, barbecue, pancakes and fruits, gaba vegetables, and ear and eye fried cakes for me. Arrange a row of security guards for me here, and if there is nothing to do, I will chase them and run around the grave circle of my second uncle. Lively. ”

Wang Cong's paragraph broke out, and the audience was immediately amused, the story about the small vendors and chengguan in the capital is not a new thing, but Wang Cong's proposal to get some small vendors in the cemetery, and let the security guards pick them up, this strange idea immediately made the audience laugh.

"Ouch, Wang Cong's thinking is really no one?"

"It's funny to think about it..."

"No, this Wang Cong, there is really no one. ”

"That style of painting can't bear to look at wow~"

"The key is that Wang Cong still has the same acting skills as the leader inspecting, he is really drunk. ”

The performance continues on stage.

Akimi smiled and said, "Sir, your extra expenses are not small. ”

Wang Cong's head was stalked, and he said arrogantly: "What is it to spend some money when the elders are gone." ”

Akimi smiled and said, "Yes." ”

Wang Cong followed up and said, "Besides, how expensive can your most expensive tomb be?"

Qiu Shi said seriously: "481 square meters." ”

Wang Cong was stunned for a moment, pretending to be careless and said, "What about the cheapest?"

Qiu Shi still smiled like the zombie face: "Forty-seven!"

Assistant actor Li Cheng immediately exclaimed: "Wow, it's more expensive than our side." ”

Wang Cong said with little confidence: "Mr. Allen (Li Cheng), how much inheritance did my second uncle leave me?"

Li Cheng said bluntly: "Let me tell you this, your second uncle starved to death abroad, and even the ticket back was reported by me." Look, can you give me a ticket back here?"

Wang Cong went up and hugged Li Cheng and said, "The report is over." ”

Li Cheng asked suspiciously, "Where is it?"

Crash~

"I'll go, this graveyard is too exaggerated. ”

"But, it's funny, the most expensive forty-eight thousand, the cheapest forty-seven thousand..."

"You see, Wang Cong was immediately coaxed. ”

"Wang Cong's acting skills are really enough. ”

......

On the judges' bench, Zhao Dashan immediately understood that this was a means of selling graves to satirize today's expensive housing prices, and the idea was very good, and the joke in the middle was also very funny. It also interspersed urban management and small traders.

Wang Zongling listened to the laughter in the audience, his face was a little embarrassed, and he couldn't help but slander in his heart, where is it funny, it is really an ignorant audience.

Li Dagang was also amused by Wang Cong's performance, art comes from life, and after processing, it becomes a work of art.

It's already good on stage!

As soon as Wang Cong heard that there was no inheritance at all, he said fraudulently: "I told you Mr. Allen, this is not my second uncle at all, didn't my second uncle say that he is a millionaire?"

Li Cheng still has that foreign tone: "It must not be wrong, you just stinky and shameless are the same as your second uncle." Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is Xie Xie (Wang Cong), and your whole family is very polite. ”

Crash~~

Li Cheng's cold humor suddenly shook out, and the audience also saw Wang Cong's stinky and shameless appearance, and suddenly felt very happy.

The frequency of laughter also gradually increased, and with the relatively large contrast, Wang Zongling's somewhat dark face was accompanied by Zhao Dashan and Li Dagang, but they began to appreciate it, and their expressions were always smiling.

Wang Cong refused to admit it: "There are so many polite people, all of them are my second uncle?"

Li Cheng said reverently: "Your second uncle still remembers that today is your 30th birthday, and he instructed me to give you this urn as a birthday gift on your birthday.

Your second uncle's last wish is to be buried in this land in his hometown, come on, child, come and plant this tree of life!"

Wang Cong suddenly said, "Wait." Does it cost money to plant trees?"

Qiu Shi returned: "Four thousand four hundred and forty-four pieces." This book symbolizes the rebirth of life. ”

Wang Cong was stunned when he heard such a price, and then changed his words and said: "It is said that people die to be reincarnated as human beings again, but do you think it is interesting to plant a tree on the ashes? Will you be reincarnated as a vegetative person in the future? Or will it be Plants vs. Zombies?"

Qiu Shi was still persuading: "No. ”

Hahaha.....

"Plant trees on the ashes, reincarnate into vegetative ......"

"yes, that's funny. ”

"Wang Cong's underbeaten look is really drunk......"

"It's so expensive to plant a tree, it's more expensive than a house price. ”

....... (To be continued.) )