It's very lively!

"Wow, here we go!"

"Watch the opening dance of Mango Stage!"

"Zhejiang's station is also good!"

"Beijing Satellite TV's average, the stage effect is not so good!"

"It's still Mango Channel's sense of science and technology! It's really rich! This stage is about to catch up with the stage of CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, right?

"Strong, my big Hunan!"

At the beginning of the live broadcast, netizens commented on it. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Some people even watch several Spring Festival Galas in turn, and then make a summary evaluation separately!

……

Today, Zhang Ye's house has a treat.

Relatives in the family basically came.

Grandma asked repeatedly, "Why hasn't Xiao Ye come out yet?"

Grandpa smiled: "What's the hurry, just the first show." ”

"Xiao Ye is the sixth. "Mom poured them tea," and it will be there soon. ”

Chenchen stared at the TV without blinking.

The third sister rubbed Chenchen's little head over there, and said excitedly: "My brother is coming out quickly!

……

Jingcheng TV.

Somewhere backstage, the staff was running in and out.

"Hurry up, Mr. Zhang!" the man had already urged four times, "It's the second show! There are still fifteen minutes!"

Zhang Ye was arranging things over there, and he didn't look back and said, "It's almost ready!"

Yao Jiancai was also anxious on the side, "If it doesn't work, move it back? Let's go to the tenth program, or the fifteenth?"

The staff member said, "No, the front is all lined up." It's all messed up after this change!"

Zhang Ye has still seen the world, "Don't worry, it'll be good right away." ”

……

The second program begins.

And then the third. The fourth.

The audience and netizens expressed their opinions.

"This year's satellite TV stations are working hard enough!"

"Liaoning is mighty! The king of heaven is out! ha!"

"It's an old song, but no matter how many times I listen to it, I still can't get enough of it!"

"Liaoning's ratings are estimated to be the first!"

"Dragon TV is also good, the fourth program is a sketch!hahahaha, go watch it, I personally highly recommend it, it's funny. It's at least a little better than the sketch of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala!"

"Watching the cross talk of the Zhejiang Spring Festival Gala, right? It's on the air, but I feel very boring, these two cross talk actors were also very popular five or six years ago. But now it's not good, how can it seem that those cross talk actors who used to be very funny and good talk about it will not work at all when they arrive on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?"

"There's no way, cross talk has been too sluggish in recent years. It's already a bottleneck. And it's hard to say the cross talk at the party, there is no connotation, there is no satire on current affairs and things that praise the motherland, this kind of stage must be elegant, and it needs to be artistic, it was Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai who could listen to it before, but it doesn't have to be what it looks like on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, when have you ever heard Zhang Ye talking about cross talk?"

"Let's all go to see the Oriental Channel, it's going to be the highlight soon!"

"Really? I'll take a look. ”

"I don't look at it. I'll just wait for the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing!"

"Yes, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are about to appear! I always have a feeling. Zhang Ye won't let me down!"

"I don't expect much. ”

"Me too, let's take a look, if it doesn't work, I'll change the channel. ”

"I don't know how many people are waiting to see Zhang Ye's jokes today, if his cross talk for a while is not good, you can watch it, absolutely countless people have come to scold him and complain! Who has let Teacher Zhang offend so many people over the years, everyone is holding back his mistakes!"

Beijing Satellite TV is already the fifth program.

"Soon, it's next!"

"Nervous, I hope that Teacher Zhang Ye's reputation will not be ruined on this stage!"

"Whether it is the CCTV Spring Festival Gala or the local Spring Festival Gala, as long as it is the Spring Festival Gala stage, it has been the grave of the cross talk actors in the past few years, come one by one, come one by one, come and waste one, now it is such a common form, it is useless for Zhang Ye to come, and he can't say anything about the party-type cross talk!"

"Don't even look at it!"

"Haha, let's watch Liaoning Taiwan. ”

"Zhang Ye still scolds people, don't scold people?

……

Jingcheng TV.

Chang Xiaoliang urged at Mai: "Okay, okay?"

Someone over there replied, "Teacher Zhang is all right!"

"Hurry up, it's going to be them soon!" Chang Xiaoliang said loudly.

At this time, the fifth song and dance program of Beijing Satellite TV was finished, and on the stage of the language program, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai rushed over at the last moment.

Seeing their figures, many people in the capital at the scene breathed a sigh of relief.

Hu Fei wiped his sweat, "It's finally here!"

Xiao Lu was frightened and said, "I'm scared to death!"

Yao Jiancai was also a little out of breath, and quickly took two breaths.

On the host's side, the camera hit.

Dong Shanshan, who was dressed in a bright red festive dress, said with a smile: "The following program, I believe that many viewers in front of the TV have been looking forward to it for a long time. ”

The male host smiled: "Yes, this show is amazing." ”

Dong Shanshan said: "Many viewers are in a hurry. ”

The male host: "Then let's quickly leave time for these old brothers." ”

Dong Shanshan reported the curtain and said: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Everything is OK", performers: Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai. ”

The camera switches immediately!

When many netizens in front of the TV heard it, their hearts were cold!

"What's the name?"

"All is well?"

"Damn, Zhang Ye really wants to talk about traditional types of cross talk works?"

"It's not funny when you hear it!"

"It's over, I have a bad premonition!"

""Everything is fine"? Why does it remind me of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala Tang Dazhang and their "Family Reunion"? If so, it would be too boring!"

"You know, right? This is the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala, everyone is the same, they all have to say that!"

"Alas, there's no sense of anticipation anymore!"

"How can this be? Don't!"

Netizens' doubts are even louder!

Home.

It was the first time that my mother and father knew the name of the cross talk that their son was going to say, and they were also slightly stunned.

Tang Dazhang in front of the TV also changed the station to Beijing Satellite TV.

His wife frowned beside her, "What are you doing with him?"

Tang Dazhang said: "I want to see what he says!"

Master Xu. Master Lin, many people in the cross talk industry who don't agree with Zhang Ye have turned on the TV to Beijing TV.

There are also people from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala program group.

"It's out!"

"Look what he says!"

"Hah, you're still complaining about us?

"Everything's alright? poof!"

"CCTV is a good place, whose Spring Festival Gala is like this, whose cross talk is said so, what else can you say differently? We really want to see it!"

Singer Zhang Xia said to her children: "Eh, Xiao Zhang's cross talk has begun, right? ”

Zhang Xia's son said: "It is rumored on the Internet that Zhang Ye's cross talk will not look good." ”

Zhang Xia smiled. "You'll have to see it to find out. ”

Mr. and Mrs. Chen Guang Fan Wenli had already turned on the TV at home.

Yu Yingyi, who was abroad for a while to explain an international table tennis match, took advantage of her free time to search for the live broadcast of the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala on the Internet.

Or a fan of Zhang Ye.

Or Zhang Ye's friend.

or Zhang Ye's enemy.

At this moment, all watch Beijing Satellite TV again!

In fact, even Beijing Satellite TV's own people. Even the people in the director team of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala were focused on the stage, because since the moment Zhang Ye decided to temporarily change the cross talk book, they were no longer able to control it, and they didn't know what Zhang Ye was going to say!

"All is well"?

Zhang Ye even changed the name of cross talk?

The people of Beijing Satellite TV always feel that their gang is going to have a heart attack!

……

Center of the stage.

A long table. Two microphones.

Zhang Ye walked on the stage with his old partner Yao Jiancai very calmly.

"Hello audience friends. Zhang Ye stood still. smiled into the microphone: "Here, I will give you a New Year's greeting first." ”

Yao Jiancai hugged his fists and said, "Happy New Year!"

Zhang Ye said: "All the best!"

The audience at the scene was still very enthusiastic, and they all gave warm applause, like netizens, they didn't know what cross talk Zhang Ye would say today!

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Let me introduce myself, my name is Zhang Ye, I am a cross talk actor and a host. I also worked as a director and did mathematical research. I've done all kinds of jobs. ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Yes." ”

Zhang Ye pointed to the side with his hand, "Standing next to me, this is my partner." ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Yes, you give an introduction." ”

Zhang Ye: "Bite the building materials and bite the teacher!"

This stalk has been used once before, but everyone still never gets tired of hearing it, and the scene is full of laughter.

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Who bites building materials!"

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "What's wrong?"

Yao Jiancai corrected: "Don't call this!"

Zhang Yehu said suspiciously: "Ah, have you changed your name?"

Yao Jiancai: "What name should I change?"

Zhang Ye: "Don't bite the building materials anymore? What are you biting now?"

Yao Jiancai snorted, "Why do I have to bite something! You broke my teeth again!"

The audience laughed a lot!

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"This old terrier has been renovated by him!"

"Tick me off!"

This opening made everyone look shocked and refreshed!

Zhang Ye smiled: "Just kidding." ”

Yao Jiancai was helpless: "You make it clear." ”

Zhang Ye reintroduced: "Yao Jiancai, Teacher Yao." ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "No teacher, I should call you Teacher Zhang, you are a serious teacher at Peking University." ”

Zhang Ye hurriedly shook his hand, "Don't call me a teacher, I can't afford to be in front of you." ”

Yao Jiancai: "It should be." ”

Zhang Ye waved his hand again and again: "Don't, it's too polite." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Then what's my name?"

Zhang Ye smacked his lips: "Well, just call me Zhang Ye, call Director Zhang Da, Professor Zhang Da, and Host Zhang Da." ”

Audience: "Poof!"

Yao Jiancai raised his neck and rolled his eyes: "Hey, are you polite? Come on, I'll still call the teacher." ”

Zhang Ye said with a smile: "Look at me and Teacher Yao always fooling on stage, in fact, we are very good friends off the stage." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "That's right, I've known each other for several years. ”

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up: "Teacher Yao can be said to be my mentor and friend, if I want to give Teacher Yao a score, then, I will give ten points!"

Yao Jiancai hurriedly said modestly: "You're polite, am I so good?"

Zhang Ye then said: "Well, as for the remaining nine thousand nine hundred and ninety, I ...... it."

Yao Jiancai was stunned and said, "Ah?

The audience below squirted with a pop!

"Hahahaha!"

"Ahh

Isn't this still Zhang Ye's previous style?

Isn't this no scolding, can Zhang Ye say it?

That's a good sound!

It's still so exciting!!(To be continued.) )