Chapter 0087 Lao Tzu is not bad for money
Seeing that the beautiful agent didn't understand, Lin Feng guided evilly: "I see...... I think I'm still going to send it to you, preferably tonight, hehehe...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Saying this, Lin Feng burst into a lewd laugh in Shangguan Ning's ear.
As soon as these words came out, the beautiful agent instantly blushed and blushed.
As soon as they saw the door, the pair was ambiguous, and the little princess said angrily: "Don't laugh lewdly, otherwise I will punish you as an employer!"
"Hey, what kind of employer, don't use a chicken feather as an arrow, Lao Tzu won't hang anyone!"
As soon as she heard Lin Feng say foul language, the beautiful agent pulled Lin Feng into the disco hall without waiting for the two "little gold masters" to react, and then pulled Lin Feng to lie down on the sofa and hid.
The disco was not big, and it didn't take long for the two "little gold masters" to find the "culprits" Lin Feng and Shangguan Ning in a huff.
After some cynicism and verbal criticism, the little princess proposed to let Lin Feng invite a guest for a drink, which was regarded as the bodyguard's filial piety to her employer.
Lin Feng was about to refute, but he was immediately stopped by Shangguan Ning, and the girl secretly told Lin Feng and said, "Tiantian is still a child, so I should coax her to play?"
The waiter came in and asked for a drink and a fruit bowl?
Lin Feng took the wine list and said to the waiter: "These two little girls are underage, bring them two bottles of Coke; this sister is a civil servant, and she will go back to the unit on duty in a while, so let's have a bottle of Coke; I, come with two cans of beer, a small bag of melon seeds and a small plate of dried fruits, all of which are the cheapest kind!"
After saying this, Lin Feng handed the wine list to the waiter.
Although it is in the imperial capital of Yanjing, there are not many superb beauties like the beautiful agent Shangguan Ning, the little princess Xia and the little cool girl Hua Jiaoyang.
Especially when three boutique beauties and a handsome guy in camouflage are seated, almost all the male creatures in the discotheque are projected on the three girls.
Among them were all the men, as well as Mrs. Broad's male Shar Pei and the manager's male Persian cat.
The men's gaffe immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the wife or girlfriend, so there were whispered quarrels and justifications in the disco, and temporary riots were inevitable.
The manager specially explained that he wanted to entertain the four "gold owners" well, and he knew that they were either rich or expensive, or both rich and expensive.
After Lin Feng finished ordering the wine, the waiter denied his previous idea.
Where is this guy "gold master"? "gold master" can order such a drink and dessert?
All the wine and fruit bowls add up to no more than a hundred dollars.
It seems that the three best beauties have very poor vision, how can they fall in love with a little migrant worker in camouflage uniform?
At this moment, in the eyes of the waiter, the camouflage costume on Lin Feng's body is no longer the rebellious work of a young man, but a helpless choice for migrant workers who have no money.
Seeing that the waiter was reluctant to leave for a long time, and his eyes were still full of contempt and disdain, Lin Feng immediately became angry: "Look at what, order so much enough to take care of your business, go quickly, the drinks will be served quickly." ”
Saying this, Lin Feng suddenly saw a reminder sign on the dim sum counter on one side that read, "Girlfriend's birthday is free cakes, fruits and various snacks".
The goods immediately glowed with gold, and then he interrupted the waiter and pointed to the reminder sign: "Today happens to be the birthday of my three wives, so I don't want melon seeds and dried fruits, go over there and let them put free cakes, fruits and snacks on them!"
"You, what, wife?" the waiter looked incredulous.
Seeing that the other party dared to despise himself as a small waiter, Lin Feng pointed at Shangguan Ning, Hua Jiaoyang and the little princess Xia in turn with an arrogant face and said, "This is my eldest wife, second wife, and little wife." What's the matter, don't believe me? Ask them. ”
At this moment, the three girls neither admitted nor denied it, they just cooperated with Lin Feng to laugh ambiguously.
In the eyes of the waiter, the three beauties did not deny it but admit it, so the young man collapsed and lost in an instant.
All migrant workers can find this superb beauty, and they are still single, and a kind of indignation arises in the heart of the little waiter - this is really unfair!
In fact, what the little waiter didn't know, Shangguan Ning smiled because she thought that her identity had been confirmed, and Hua Jiaoyang and Xia repeatedly laughed because the two of them were looking for a way to rectify Lin Feng.
Finally seeing the loss and envy in the eyes of the waiter, Lin Feng'......s vanity was satisfied, so he immediately shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu is not bad for money, Lao Tzu is a local tyrant, you know, super handsome local tyrant, rich! Hahahaha......"
The waiter was stunned by Lin Feng's blackness, and said in his heart that he was really blind, how could he despise other people's pretending to be big tyrants in camouflage uniforms?
Isn't there a monopoly who likes to play beggars abroad, and now we are not in China!
Lin Feng's pretending to be like a coercive made the little princess very unhappy in the summer, and the next moment the little beauty grabbed Lin Feng's neck with her eyebrows fluttering and said, "Handsome husband of the turtle...... Whoop...... No, a handsome husband, naturally you are so rich, do I see how many wines I order and my appetite?"
Lin Feng knew that this seemingly innocent little girl was full of bad water, but the cowhide was blown, and it was not easy for her to slap her mouth.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng said coldly: "You can order it if you want, but I want to tell you, usually our family is tired of drinking those precious wines, don't order expensive ones in a small place like them, and besides, there are a lot of fake wines now, if you want to drink expensive ones, we will go home and drink them!"
Hearing that Lin Feng was so capable of pretending, and that she had to cooperate with her own pretending, the little beauty gritted her teeth for a while.
But on the surface, the little girl still pretended to be very sweet and obedient and said: "Thank you, husband, look at your little wife!"
Then, tragedy struck.
It seemed that he deliberately wanted to make Lin Feng "bleed", and the well-informed little princess Xia pointed to the boutique liquor in the first row and said: "Two bottles of 'Lafite in '82, and bring over the two bottles of authentic cognac "Hennessy" and the classic "Remy Martin" in the wine cabinet at your door, all of them must be fresh, as for the ones that are given away, forget about them!"
After saying this, the little beauty hugged Lin Feng's neck and said: "My local tyrant husband is always rich, but no matter how rich he is, he can't waste it, otherwise she will call me 'corrupt chick' again, don't you say it's a handsome local tyrant?"
Every word of the little princess in the summer made Lin Feng sweat outward, until he finally broke out to bleed!
Considering that he really couldn't afford to pay the wine bill, Lin Feng pushed away the little beauty's arm and said: "Yes, although I am very rich, I also have to be rich and poor! You see that you are such a loser, you know how to eat and drink all day long, if you are really defeated like this, then how will our children be raised, how can they receive aristocratic education?"
Speaking of this, the waiter said, "The drinks I ordered, free cakes, fruits and snacks are delicious, don't be polite to me......"
Before Lin Feng finished speaking, he saw the door of the hall open, and a delicate pink girl in a green Todes shirt and beige slacks pushed the door in, and behind him was a group of young boys and girls dressed in various fashions and carrying various brand-name bags.
The waiter knew the identity of this real little daughter, and without saying a word, he greeted him with a smile on his face.
"Today's money is all on my sister's head, my sister is happy today, all the guests' drinks and food are all included!" Saying this, the girl in green proudly pointed to the position where Lin Feng and the others were sitting and said to the waiter, "Let them move their positions, I like that box with a window, with a wide view and smooth air." ”
Saying this, the girl waited with her little face on her face for Lin Feng and the other four to leave.
The waiter was embarrassed and didn't know how to make a decision for a while.
Although this little gold owner can't afford to offend himself, there must be a first-come-first-served problem.
Besides, sitting on the opposite side of the "camouflage suit" is not a good stubble to look at the expression, and if he really beats people and smashes the field, the boss will definitely fire me.
Thinking of this, the waiter smiled and wandered from side to side.
As soon as he saw the waiter's reaction, the handsome young man behind the girl in green stepped forward and said, "What are you talking about, go and ask them to give up their seats, it's rare for our Sarah sister to come to a small disco like yours once, don't be ignorant, go quickly!"