0086 Do You Have Balls?
The beautiful agent knew that she couldn't explain it to this simple little thing, so she said: "Okay Tiantian, you don't care about this matter, okay, this matter is over!" ”
After saying this, the girl Shangguan Ning found that Lin Feng's guy peeled another hairy crab and sent it to her mouth, so she forced a smile and continued to accompany this "Demon King of the Mixed World" to perform......
The little beauty saw that her sister Ning Ning didn't listen to her, so she angrily threw the fork on the table.
At this moment, the little cool girl Hua Jiaoyang took the little princess's arm and pointed to Lin Feng and Shangguan Ning, who were ambiguous with each other, and said, "See, they deliberately bask in happiness, it's just ...... It's called ...... Shameless ......"
At this time, Lin Feng was feeding the girl Shangguan Ning lobster, and after feeding, it seemed that he was not happy, and Master Lin fulfilled the standard obligation of "honorary boyfriend", took the plate and added the freshly roasted turkey and fruit salad to the girl, and finally took two cups of coffee and put them in front of Shangguan Ning.
When Lin Feng returned to the table with the plates, he immediately found that two more plates had been placed in front of his eyes.
"Hey, what is this? What do you mean by putting me here? Lin Feng put the roast turkey from the house on Shangguan Ning's dinner plate, then picked up a cup of coffee and brought it to Shangguan Ning's mouth and said, "Come, dear drop, drink it quickly, this is a drop of 'love coffee' prepared for you!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Lin Feng himself felt disgusted, but in order to isolate the two ill-intentioned little girls on the opposite side, Lin Shao decided to carry out the "Love Show Xiuxiu" to the end.
Sure enough, the first to lose her breath was the little beauty Summer, only to see her protest to Lin Feng and Shangguan Ning with an angry face: "Hey, is the show enough?" What the hell do you two want to do? ”
Lin Feng rolled his eyes, and then fought back: "Do you need to say it, of course it's kissing, hugging, warming up for us to go back to the room and 'roll the sheets', what's wrong, tired of your eggs?" ”
"You, you...... You, you, you, ......" the little princess immediately burst out in the summer, "It's just that I'm tired and my eggs hurt, what's the matter?" ”
"Hey, what kind of cow eggs are pulled, the eggs don't still hurt, there is a kind of showing your balls to Lao Tzu!" Lin Feng continued to show affection with a disdainful face.
The girl Shangguan Ning knew that a pair of "living treasures" were torn up, and whoever she persuaded would be attacked by the other side, and her final choice was to laugh helplessly.
At this time, the little cool girl Hua Jiaoyang suddenly thought of something, and only heard her remind the little princess Xia very seriously: "Every day, you are a girl, how can you have balls?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the coffee that the girl Shangguan Ning had just drunk instantly squirted out......
The beautiful agent's original unintentional actions were regarded as a ruthless laugh and blow by the little princess every day, and the next time I saw her eyebrows erected: "Laugh at me Sister Ningning, I can't call you sister anymore in the future, I see that you have been 'polluted' by the villain, I will call you 'the wife of the villain' in the future!" ”
When the girl Shangguan Ning saw that the little princess was angry with herself, she immediately shouted and said, "Hey, every day, I provoke someone, I just choked on coffee, is this also preventing you from quarreling?" ”
The little princess's anger did not subside, she ignored Guan Ning's defense, but turned to Hua Jiaoyang beside her and continued to vent her anger: "And you Sister Yangyang, you should have pinched that guy's balls in the restaurant just now, or bit off that guy's bad thing, see him drag it like this?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the pair of "fake couples" opposite, Lin Feng and Shangguan Ning, who were showing their affection, immediately stopped swallowing the sip of coffee they had just drunk.
Then something that can be photographed happens.
The two of them were stunned by the little princess Summer's fierce words, and they couldn't control the muscles and nerves in their mouths for a while, and they even squirted out two purple water arrows from their mouths at the same time......
With the sound of "poof" two liquid splashes, the little princess Xia and the little cool girl Hua Jiaoyang on the opposite side were instantly sprayed into "chocolate people".
Shangguan Ning's sip of coffee gave the little cool girl Hua Jiaoyang a "coffee suit".
Lin Feng's sip of coffee gave the little princess a "coffee bath" in summer.
The melody of the music stopped, and the noise and noise came to an abrupt end.
Hua Lao and other guests present saw that the four young people on the table were torn apart, so they avoided it under the pretext of toasting at the adjacent table.
The beautiful agent Shangguan Ning knew that she and Lin Feng had caused a "catastrophe", so she picked up the boy and ran out......
When the two of them ran to the door of the hall, they heard the voices of two girls inside: "You two 'adulterers' are waiting, I will kill you......"
The two turned around at the same time, and saw two "coffee men" holding knives and forks, killing from inside......
"Wife, you go first, I'll cut it off!" At the critical moment, Lin Feng showed his "true colors of a man".
"Forget it, 'fake boyfriend', let's run together! At this time, if you are caught by those two little chicks, you will definitely be raped and then killed by them! Shangguan Ning said with a sneer.
As soon as he heard this, Lin Feng instantly said with a cold war: "Run together, elope, the farther the better!" ”
After saying this, the two held hands and "eloped" wildly......
The two "elopements" did not dare to return to the guest room, and they fled hand in hand to the northwest shopping street.
A long-haired prodigal singer was hysterical in the subway, and his desolate singing voice suddenly touched Lin Feng's soft heart.
A sense of identity connected to fate made Lin Feng take out three hundred of the only five hundred yuan on his body, and then threw it into the cowboy hat in front of the singer.
Lin Feng and Shangguan Ning walked along the commercial street to the night market street in the north, and the brightly lit scene instantly evoked the romantic feelings of the girl Shangguan Ning: "Lin Shao, how about accompanying my sister to the night market?" ”
Lin Feng wanted to go back to sleep, but when he saw the hopeful eyes of the beautiful agent, he instantly softened his heart: "Okay, yes, that is, you shouldn't call me 'Lin Shao', it should be better to call me 'husband'?" ”
The beautiful agent rolled her eyes and said, "Why, I have never been in love and call you 'husband', so will I marry someone in the future?" ”
"Marry, why don't you marry, I think if you marry me, you see that we are tall and healthy, appearance and spirit, except for killing too many people and committing serious crimes, there is basically no other problem!" Lin Fengtian shamelessly promoted himself.
"It's in the play, it's not out yet, it's time to wake up?"
Saying this, the moment the girl turned her head, she was dragged by a powerful big hand, and instantly snuggled into a powerful arm, and a soft big lip kissed the girl's cherry lips......
A burst of male hormones hit, and a fiery kiss was in full swing......
A green fruit ripens quickly in a season full of temptation, and an ignorant girl suddenly realizes at that moment!
The humidity in the air gradually thickens, and after a cold wind, rain drifts in the summer night sky.
The sudden rain made the two hungry people gradually wake up, and after a muffled thunderstorm, the "fake lovers" had to stop kissing.
The streets are still the same, and pedestrians are in a hurry.
Vehicles shuttled, drizzling.
The girl, Shangguan Ning, found that her actions with Lin Feng did not attract the attention of others on this turbulent summer night, so she pulled the boy's arm to her waist and hugged the other party's body even more boldly.
When a pair of "true lovers" walk through the drizzle into a disco called "Midsummer Night", they enter the door and pretend to be full of two girls behind the glass door.
The little princess Xia and the little cool girl Hua Jiaoyang stood at the door of the disco in a refreshing manner, and it seemed that they came to catch the rape after taking a shower and changing their clothes.
"Adulterer and adulteress, if you do something bad, you will elope, right, if in the old society, I will 'dip the two of you in the pig cage' as the master!" The little princess said through gritted teeth.
"That's it, 'dog men and women', and you Shangguan Ning, who is heavy on sex and light on friends, has the opposite sex and has no humanity, and actually maliciously retaliates against me and Tiantian, do you still have a conscience?" "Storm Thunder Little Rose" is beating the drum on the side.
Lin Feng still wanted to run, but as soon as he got up, he was stopped by Shangguan Ning.
Then the beautiful agent whispered to Lin Feng: "It's not a way to hide from these two girls all the time, let these two 'little ancestors' dissipate their anger!" ”
Lin Feng had never suffered such a loss, he was angry when he saw the arrogant and domineering face of the girl Xia Xia and the little cool girl Hua Jiaoyang: "If they are happy, I have to hold back my anger, who is my anger at whom?" ”
The girl Shangguan Ning was stunned and said, "Who did you say to send it?" ”