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However, Ren Tian had already given the order to start the game immediately.

There was no way, no matter how painful his hand was, Xiao Zhi couldn't take care of it, so he picked up the microphone and began to prepare for the game.

"Everyone, was Xiao Zhi's performance good just now? How could I lose this 10,000-year-old unicorn arm? Just now it was just a joke that Xiao Zhi made to everyone. It's all friends, you have to save some face for this friend, let him win just now, let him be happy first, because then he will cry. "Xiao Zhi forcibly washed the floor.

Xiao Han listened and directly gave this guy a roll of the eyes.

Paralyzed, making up nonsense to this point is also drunk, I really don't want Bilian!

"Well, without further ado. ”

"Speed cars, car kings, duels between old drivers, battles between luxury cars. ”

"Who will be the old driver on the Tyumen Mountain, let's wait and see!"

"Now, I announce that the speed racing has officially begun. ”

"Players, take your seats!"

This is followed by tens of seconds of preparation time.

Finally, a gunshot rang out, the bunting fell, and dozens of sports cars accelerated instantly, whistling through the wind.

The race has begun.

……

At the beginning of the competition, Wang Yuan drove this new Yaman series car and threw off the second place!"

……

"The competition schedule is decided in one game, and the players need to circle around the North City Ring Road and finally drive to the Tyumen Mountain. ”

"So. Tyumen Mountain will be the last battlefield for veteran drivers. ”

"The victor will carry glory and drive his chariot, and the king will return!"

"Who is the old driver on the Tyumen Mountain, let's wait and see!"

……

"The game has been going on for ten minutes, and the first is still Wang Yuan. The second is a contestant from the eastern suburbs of Beicheng, who drives a new car from the Yaman series......"

"Now, let's turn our attention to the truck. Where will he be?"

"Third?

"Fourth? Apparently not!"

……

"Tenth, apparently not!"

……

Xiao Zhi almost deliberately, deliberately shifting the camera from front to back, and each time he explained, he was accompanied by a burst of ridicule from the audience around Nie.

"The answer is already obvious, yes, our stunned young man, and his battered truck, are at the back of the crane. ”

"Do you see, that truck, that truck running at that turtle speed. ”

"Its rusty body is covered with the vicissitudes of time, and its old engine starts with a heart-stopping roar. ”

"It is a heavy truck that is about to be scrapped, and the driver who drove it is called Xiao Han. ”

"Thank you Xiao Han for the joy he brought us. It was he who let us witness the naïve delusion of a dick's counterattack, and it was he who showed us that the speed of the car could be so slow. ”

"He is like a strange flower among thousands of flowers, a stupid goose in a group of luxury cars. ”

"He refreshes the lower limit of humanity, he wears shoddy clothes, he drives a heavy truck that is broken and can no longer be broken. It's him, let us know that people can be so thick-skinned!"

"His name is Xiao Han, and he brings salt for himself. ”

Xiao Zhi held the microphone and commented impassionedly, and the screen was flooded by a wave of 233, and the audience's tears of laughter were about to flow out.

It turns out that scolding can also be so elegant, it has become a poem.

"Haha..."

"It's so funny, this commentary is so talented. ”

"The wonder in the flowers, the goose in the luxury car, hahaha... Mom, I can't stand it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Shen Mengqian couldn't laugh silently, and laughed wildly holding her stomach in the stands.

"Qianqian, what are you laughing at, that's your cousin, you're still laughing!" The aunt glared at Shen Mengqian angrily, but Shen Mengqian couldn't listen to it, she couldn't straighten up when she laughed there.

"Mom, I told you a long time ago, Xiao Han is humiliating himself by participating in this competition, haha... You see, I guess Xiao Han will become famous soon. Driving a broken car to the race, you were a bumper car, it's a shame that he made it. ”

Shen Mengqian was still smiling there, but her aunt was getting more and more worried.

Xiao Han drove leisurely in the car, but he didn't hear Xiao Zhi's explanation to him. Otherwise, you'll have to him off to death.

"Dad, when will it speed up, the monster can't wait?"

"Overtaken by those broken cars, Daddy, this is an insult to your son!"

Xiao Han was very calm: "Big monster, wait a minute, there are many people here, and we will make another effort when we get to Qiuming Mountain." ”

The monster's magical Xiao Han didn't want to be filmed by the camera. At first, there were still a lot of people taking pictures on the edge of the city, but after leaving the city, they were basically fixed-point cameras.

That's when the real excitement comes in!

With no one watching, anything can happen.

…….

"It's been 20 minutes since the game, and the one at the end of the crane is still that weird. The vanguard is out of town, and now we hand over the camera to the staff at point A. ”

The impact switched, and a black sports car flashed by. Moments later, several cars drove by. But it was still Wang Yuan and his new series of sports cars from AMANN that were running ahead.

"Yuqing, see, it has been proven that trucks and sports cars are simply incomparable. ”

"I really can't figure out how you could find a fool to come to the race, is it trying to make trouble for me? But you see that waste has been dumped I don't know how far, what is he going to do to make trouble?"

Ren Tian looked like he was holding the chance to win, but Ren Yuqing still had a cold face and was silent.

"Now most of the cars have passed point C and are heading for the Tyumen Mountains. ”

"Oh my God, look, what's that?"

"Oh, Mygoal, it's a car, it's Wang Yuan's car and Wang Dashao's car, when the others just drove to the foot of the Tyumen Mountain, Wang Yuan had already reached the top of the Tyumen Mountain!"

"It's so powerful, it's worthy of my Xiaozhi's male god. ”

"Wang Yuan, you are electricity, you are light, you are the only divine light!"

Xiao Zhi's wave call undoubtedly ignited all the atmosphere of the scene, and countless barrages of Wang Yuan I love you began to swipe the screen. Even Su Yufei's heart, which had just fallen silent, began to stir again.

However, when everyone was paying attention to Wang Yuan, no one noticed that the dilapidated heavy truck, which had been slowly running at a turtle speed, began to accelerate.

On the road, the staff at point A of the shooting point have already begun to pack up the shooting tools.

"Lao Li, all the cars have almost passed, let's take the equipment and leave. A man in a blue hat said slowly, smoking a cigarette.

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