"Everyone, I have a mother who sells batches and I don't know whether to talk about it or not!"

Xiao Han's voice was amplified countless times, echoing throughout the venue. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Here, suddenly, there was silence.

The audience burst into laughter.

"Haha..."

"Big brother, old driver.."

"Good scolding!"

"Xiao Zhi has met an opponent."

"Haha, Xiao Zhi was slapped in the face"

"999,6 turned simply!"

"My dear Xiaozhi was scolded, I don't know why, why am I so happy?"

"If no one helps you, I will help you!"

Of course, in addition to these who watch jokes, there are also some viewers who fan the flames.

"Xiao Zhi, call over and let him know how good you are!"

"Being scolded in public, can I bear this breath? If I absolutely can't bear it?" "Break out, I'll drop Xiaozhi." ”

"Xiao Zhi, if you endure it, I look down on you..."

A bunch of people were there to coax the rhythm.

Xiao Zhi's face turned green, his face was gloomy, and he looked at Xiao Han coldly, as if he was about to respond to the audience and prepare to fight back.

"Boy, good. Do things in front of my joker Xiao Zhi, I will make you regret it to the point of doubting your life!" Xiao Zhi stretched out his arm at this time, Xiao Han didn't pay attention to it just now, this little short arm is quite thick, and the biceps are full of muscles, and it seems that he exercises a lot on weekdays.

"Ha, Sao Zhi is going to use his unicorn arm!"

"Everyone is optimistic, Xiaozhi is going to pretend to be forced. ”

"A big wave of 666s is on the way. ”

"The unicorn arm has finally reappeared, Xiaozhi is going to open bigger, everyone is going to put on a fake pig. ”

"I remember that the last guy had already entered the hospital under Xiao Zhi's unicorn arm..."

……

The barrage exploded again, and Xiao Zhi sneered: "It's a man, just take my unicorn arm!"

Xiao Zhi stretched out his palm, as if he wanted to shake hands with Xiao Han. But everyone who has seen it knows that Xiao Zhi's hand strength is amazing, and the last stunned young man who pretended to be forced in front of Xiao Zhi was pinched into the hospital by Xiao Zhi in this way.

…

"This kid is going to be out of luck..."

"High-energy warning ahead, Xiao Zhi is going to pretend to be forced. ”

――――

"What, can't you be cowardly?, what about your temperament just now, come on, take it out!" Looking at the silent Xiao Han, Xiao Zhi couldn't help but laugh.

In front of so many people, he was scolded by a boy who broke a truck and sold a lot, this time it must be recovered.

Xiao Han raised his eyebrows indifferently, and then said indifferently: "I'm happy to accompany you!"

"Ha, it's a bit timid. But don't worry, with your little arms and legs, I won't push too hard. If I can't hold back the scream, I'll stop. ”

On the other side, the microphones explained: "Guess how long this stunned young man will last, ten seconds, five seconds, or three seconds?"

Xiao Zhi reached over and held Xiao Han's hand tightly.

"This fool is going to suffer!" In the stands, Shen Mengqian didn't know where the melon seeds came from, and she looked at them with interest while knocking on the melon seeds.

"Hmph, Ren Tian, is this the narrator you hired?

"I think it's good!" Ren Tian smiled.

Xiao Hanchang was already thin, so naturally no one was optimistic about him. At this moment, the barrage almost one-sidedly ridiculed Xiao Han.

……

"Three seconds, three seconds at most, one more second is considered a loss!"

"Okay, I'll help you time, no thanks. ”

……

Xiao Zhi continued to explain.

"Everyone, look at it, this handsome guy is going to exert his strength, within ten seconds, this handsome guy is going to pinch him, and he doubts his life!" The unicorn arms of the two of them had already pinched hard.

"Sao Nian, work hard, is it so empty, you must not have a girlfriend!" Xiao Zhi began to feel pain.

"Yes, hard, harder. Xiao Zhi began to sweat.

"It's not enough, it's not enough, you weak chicken, are you so weak?" Xiao Zhi gritted his teeth and held on.

"Ahhhh Cool, boy, it's too late to stop now!" Xiao Zhi "cool" has begun to moan uncontrollably.

"Ahh You trash, hurry up and admit defeat, if you pinch it again, your hand will be broken..."Xiao Zhi's eyes were red, and he was still holding on.

The audience in the stands felt more and more that something was wrong, and the 666 on the original barrage also stopped.

……

"I'm grass, why do I feel a little wrong?"

"Look at Xiao Zhi's expression, it's like eating..."

"That young man is very calm, no, it looks like it hurts, but Xiao Zhi has been screaming..."

……

Yes, Xiao Han didn't say a word from beginning to end, just silently exerted his strength.

Paralyzed, dare to compete with buddies? Dude is the one who has eaten pork?

Xiao Han sneered in his heart, seeing how long he could last.

"You are a fool, are you so hard, why do I look down on you?" Xiao Zhi was so painful that he was forced to cry. But so many people are looking at it, it's a man, no matter how painful it is, you can't be cowardly!

"Nothing, I look down on you!" Xiao Zhi almost finished this sentence in tears.

Finally, there was a "ecstasy" scream, well, a scream.

Xiao Zhi knelt down in pain.

"Brother... Brother, don't pinch it, my hands are about to break?"

Looking at Xiao Zhi's handful of snot and tears, Xiao Han smiled, and then let go.

Without oppression, Xiao Zhi hurriedly covered his hands and squatted there silently crying: "Paralysis." It hurts..."

……

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Ha ha

"Xiao Zhi coaxed, coaxed"

"It turned out that I was forcibly pretending to be forced just now, no wonder I was so happy, and the scream was so immortal..."

"Haha..."

"That buddy is cheating, it's all in heaven!"

"Ask that buddy for contact, the macho man begs for an appointment..."

……

The barrage exploded again, looking at this earth-shattering reversal, Shen Mengqian was stunned, and a bag of melon seeds fell to the ground.

How is it possible, that guy looks like a false one, when did he become so strong?

Shen Mengqian still remembered that Xiao Han used to faint from exhaustion when he ran a thousand meters. Why is it that all of a sudden, my hands are so strong?

"yes, that's good. ”

In the stands, Ren Yuqing's worries also fell, said lightly, and sat back in his seat to watch the joke quietly.

"This waste!" Ren Tian's face turned pale, and he scolded angrily, and then immediately ordered the staff: "Tell that waste, the game will start immediately, don't be embarrassed there!"