Chapter 20: Long Live the Chinese Nation (3)
Back to business:
Shang Haojia thought about it and shirked the responsibility seriously: "That...... I think it's better to take this name yourself, boss! After all, it's going to be with you for the rest of your life, and you take it yourself, I think it's better to do it that way!"
Shen Huanhuan immediately spoke: "Jiajia, I can't find a more irresponsible mommy than you!
Shang Haojia raised his hand and said, "I've seen it!"
"Where?"
"In the novel!" Shang Haojia really said the title of the book at the beginning and end, "It's Gu Man's novel "A Smile is Alluring", in which the male protagonist Xiao Nai Xiao Dashen treats his children like this...... Let the child choose his own name......"
The boss continued to say steadily: "Mommy, you said that it was a novel! A novel is a novel, it is all fiction! Please don't live in an illusion, this is reality!"
"Alas......" The boss shook his head and sighed like an adult as if he was disappointed, and then said to his mommy earnestly, "Mommy, will you name us?"
Shang Haojia nodded: "It's good, ......it's good! You don't regret it?"
The boss shook his head: "As long as it's not too much, I definitely don't regret it!"
So, Shang Haojia nodded briskly: "Okay! I'll take ......."
"Come on!
As a result, I thought about it countless times, but I couldn't get through guò.
For example, let's call Wen Jie, Wen Hao, and Wen Rui.
The boss shook his head and said, "Mommy, I don't want to be called Shang Wenjie! Isn't there a singing woman named Shang Wenjie......? Every time I hear someone call me Shang Wenjie, I think of the woman named Shang Wenjie, Emma! I get goosebumps!"
As a result, this wave of names was passed.
Then the second wave, the third wave...... Countless names have been passed! Shang Haojia directly lost her patience, and she said: "I know what it's called! It's easy to remember and have a personality! Just call you long live the Chinese nation! The eldest is called Zhonghua, the second is called the nation, and the third is called long live! I can directly call you long live the Chinese nation!"
"It's smooth, and it shows that I'm patriotic! cough cough...... What a good name! It's happily decided!" Shang Haojia said complacently.
And the other four people said in unison: "No!"
The boss jumped out: "Mommy, be less naughty, be serious! This name is too much, no! absolutely not!"
But Shang Haojia nodded: "I think it's good!" and continued to feel good about himself.
Even, Shang Haojia also said his source of inspiration: "Let me tell you! I watched a Korean variety show, called "Superman is Back", there are triplets in it, they are called Korea, the Republic of China, and Long live, I think it's pretty good! I decided to ...... so happily."
"No!" the boss wanted to cry without tears, "Mommy, it's really not good!"
But Shang Haojia was really too lazy and didn't want to use his brains anymore, so he moved out of Mommy's shelf directly: "Boss, just now you said that you wanted Mommy to choose a name! Now that it's done, you say no, what do you mean? Do you deliberately have trouble with Mommy?"
The boss shook his head: "Mommy, no......"
"Since it's not!, then listen to Mommy!" Shang Haojia directly interrupted the boss's words and announced strongly, "If you still recognize me as Mommy, then from now on you will be called China, Nation, and Long Live respectively!"
"Heard ......"
So, in this way, the triplets really have a particularly 'handsome' name, which is called China, Nation and Long Live respectively.
The second child couldn't react, the third child is currently only interested in toy cars or something, only the eldest is dissatisfied, and keeps pouting: "Mommy, this name is so ugly!
Shang Haojia shook his head: "The opposition is invalid! China, obediently listening to Mommy's words is a good child!"
"Let's test it now, my name is my name, and you promise me!" Shang Haojia said and began to call names one by one, "Zhonghua ......"
The boss pouted in dissatisfaction.
Shang Haojia immediately took out Mommy's shelf: "I don't call it a second time!"
The boss was helpless, so he had to nod: "Well, Mommy!"
Shang Haojia nodded with satisfaction, and then named the second child: "Nation!"
In the face of the second child, he can't be in a hurry, give him a few seconds to react, and then, he nodded cutely: "Mommy!
"Hooray!"
The third child is completely different, before Shang Haojia's voice fell, he raised his chubby little hand: "Mommy, long live here!" It seems that the third child is very satisfied with the name "Long live", and his mouth is torn apart when he laughs, cough cough.
After the roll call, Shang Haojia nodded contentedly: "It's not early, go to bed! Go to bed early to get up early! Tomorrow, Mommy will take you to kindergarten! Come, children, good night, give Mommy a goodnight kiss......"
"I want it too!" Shen Huanhuan hurriedly followed.
Why......
After a kiss, the day finally came to an end.
The next morning:
Shang Haojia went to the baby room, and was about to call the eldest to call the boss, the second and the third, but the result was ...... Suddenly remembering something, she opened the door, walked to the small bed, and woke up one by one: "China, the nation, long live, hurry up! The sun is scorching to the buttocks! Slip a little, get up for the old lady, otherwise it will be late and there will be no breakfast!"
There is no way, there are too many children, and everything must be operated by a 'militarized' management model, otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable.
Boss China is best to 'serve', Shang Haojia only screamed and got up. However, the boss remembers what Mommy said last night and wants to send them to kindergarten. He got up on his own, got dressed on his own, and so on.
Shang Haojia touched his little head: "Our family is really good, come, Mommy......!
Then go and open the bed of the second nation.
"Huh, China, where has the nation gone?" The bed was empty, and the small figure of the second nation had long been gone. Shang Haojia had no choice but to ask the boss.
The boss shook his head: "My hen ......" He just got up.
The well-dressed boss had already gotten out of bed and was going to go to the bathroom to wash up and wash himself.
Okay, wake up the third child first.
"Long live, get up! Get up! Long live......" After Shang Haojia screamed more than ten times, the sleepy old man still couldn't wake up, and he couldn't pick up his little eyes!