[171] Sadly, inexplicably curfew
Back to this side of Antique Street
After Xiao Huolin cleaned up Li Xiaowu fiercely, he said angrily, "I was miserable by you, at first I thought that I had earned it with you, but since you are such a man, ......." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Li Xiaowu rubbed his ears and said extremely speechlessly, "Liars, liars, big liars, you women are liars."
One second he said he would forgive me, and the next he beat me up, and I can't trust you women anymore. ”
Touching the corners of his mouth, rubbing his fingers, Xiao Huolin said with a face full of grievances, "Why do you always exercise your body so strong?"
You see, my fingers hurt, and my teeth hurt, and they also hurt, woo woo woo woo... It hurts to death. ”
Seeing Xiao Huolin's big teary eyes, Li Xiaowu wordlessly let go of the hand that was rubbing her ears, helped Xiao Huolin pinch her chin, and then helped her rub her fingers.
Xiao Huolin was enjoying Li Xiaowu's massage, and at the same time thinking about whether there was something missing around him.
After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Huolin remembered that his son, Xiao Tiantian, was gone.
Pulling Li Xiaoxiao's hand suddenly, Xiao Huolin looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a blank eye, "Boss, husband, husband, my son, where is Xiao Tiantian, you shouldn't steal him secretly, and then don't want me, right?"
Puff ..... What kind of thinking is this, how can you think of me in the worst way?
Li Xiaowu wiped away the tears from the corners of Xiao Huolin's eyes, and said with a smile, "I handed Xiao Tiantian over to a friend to take care of, and when we go back, I will go to his house to bring Xiao Tiantian back." ”
Wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes, Xiao Huolin patted his chest and said angrily, "Huhu... scared the old lady to death, I thought you had no conscience, and you were ready to leave quietly like last time, but fortunately not. ”
"Why do you think of me in the worst way all day long?
And last time, how could I leave quietly, I left on a plane with a swagger after a press conference. Li Xiaowu looked at Xiao Huolin and said extremely speechlessly.
Xiao Huolin shrugged, waved his hand, and said with a grin, "I was going to chase after my little deer."
Now that you've treated me like this, my little deer will definitely not want me, so hehe... I've relied on you for the rest of my life. ”
During the frolic between Li Xiaowu and Xiaohuolin, four old men hurriedly ran in from outside, and one of the old men saw that Li Xiaowu was frolicking with a strange woman again, so he picked up the chicken feather blanket in the store and beat Li Xiaowu hard.
Li Xiaowu dodged the attacking chicken feather blanket and said without tears, "Ninth Grandpa, what are you doing here?"
No grievances, do you want to beat me like this, oops, oops..... I'm messing with someone today, why do people want to beat me everywhere?"
After fighting for a while, after getting tired, Li Jiu looked at Li Xiaowu and Xiao Huolin, and said angrily, "Stinky boy, who is this woman, your new woman, you, you, you, you..... You're so angry with me, your face has been lost by you. ”
Li Xiaowu led Xiao Huolin, hid behind the other three old men, and muttered in a low voice, "Three grandfathers, what are you doing, Ninth Master, what are you doing, won't you be dumped by those dancing aunts when you go to square dance?"
Wang Tian, the fourth, Tian Long looked at Li Xiaowu, and said with a smile, "He was not dumped by the square dance aunt, but was angry with you, do you know that your fiancée, Liu Xiaoping, gave birth to a big fat boy in the United States?"
You said that you guy, don't go to the United States to find Xiaoping, just be responsible for their two mothers, since you are still in Lao Jiu's shop, hugging other women and kissing me and me, do you say that he, as Xiaoping's relative, can he not be angry?"
After listening to the explanation of the three elders, Li Xiaowu walked to the counter and picked up Li Bai's poems and paintings, walked in front of Li Jiu and said with a smile: "The famous poet Li Bai's poems and paintings are given to you, don't be angry, it hurts your body."
Besides, I didn't hook up with a woman casually, this woman is also my wife, Xiaoping gave me a son, and she also gave me a son.
If you let me go, choose one to hurt the other, sorry I can't do it, I'll go to the United States in a few days, and when the time comes, I will give Xiaoping an explanation. ”
Li Jiu took Li Xiaowu's painting and looked at it, and then said angrily, "I'm very angry now, and the consequences of my anger are very serious, so you'd better give me one more thing now, otherwise you kid will ......" ”
Picking up the pair of knockers casually, Li Xiaowu said with a smile and a smile, "Ninth Master, you are too thief, obviously, you just want to take things that don't cost money."
Hey, it's not that the old people have become bad now, but that the bad people have become old. ”
Seven antiques and five didn't give money, Li Xiaowu led Xiao Huolin, holding a check for 10 million, standing at the door of Yuheng Mountain, and scolded angrily;
"Pit goods, pit goods, a group of bad old men, do you see it, do you see it, do you see it, if you see such a bad old man in the future, you have to avoid it.
More than 20 million things, squeezed, squeezed, squeezed, halved, halved, halved again, and forcibly turned my more than 20 million antiques into a check of 10 million.
As elders, you bully juniors like this, and you will definitely be dumped by square dance aunts in the future.
Especially you, the old guy named Li Jiu, let me tell you, you will definitely be dumped in tomorrow, oops.... ”
Li Jiu then picked up a fruit and smashed it at Li Xiaowu, and after seeing that Li Xiaowu was hit, Li Jiu laughed and laughed;
"What's the matter, I like to rely on the old and sell the old, what can you do with me, don't scream there, you scold the sky in the end, you don't have to call me grandpa... Hahahaha. ”
With an idea, Li Xiaowu looked at Li Jiu's granddaughter Li Shuixian and shouted with a smile, "Sister Shuixian, we will see you in Yunbai Mountain tonight.
I bring a tent, you bring a quilt, other things, hehe.... You feel free. ”
Li Shuixian, who was watching the excitement at the door, was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly explained to Li Jiu, "Grandpa, don't get me wrong, I really have nothing to do with him, he just talks nonsense casually, and he is angry with you." ”
Li Jiu looked at Li Shuixian and said with a straight face, "Narcissus, are you going out tonight, and you still have to go to Yunbai Mountain, answer Grandpa honestly, otherwise I will freeze all your bank cards." ”
"I'm going out, and it's true that I'm going to Yunbai Mountain, but I'm going with my classmates, not with that bastard. Li Shuixian looked at Li Jiu and explained with a pout.
With a blank old face, Li Jiu looked at Li Shuixian and said with a serious face, "No matter who you have an appointment with tonight, you will push it off for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere to play chess with your grandfather tonight, hum." ”
Li Shuixian looked at Li Xiaowu, who was gradually moving away, and shouted angrily, "Li Dongdong, if you come back, I want to fight with you, hypocrite, stinky and shameless, breeding pigs, if there is a kind of you, you will come back and fight alone." ”
At this moment, Li Shuixian couldn't wait to pick Li Xiaoxiao's skin, drank Li Xiaoxiao's blood, and then ate Li Xiaoxiao's meat.
It's been a month, and she finally waited, today is a holiday and she can go on a date, but it was like this, Li Xiaowu was lost. (To be continued.) )