【172】Line up, sing conquest

After leaving from Yuheng Mountain, Li Xiaowu led Xiao Huolin and returned the same way, preparing to drive to find a place to eat. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Halfway to the road, Xiaohuolin suddenly stopped, and stretched out his hand to Li Xiaowu to beg for help; "Take 10 million, in order to prevent you from getting rid of it in the future, so I will start saving private money now."

When the check was on the road just now, it had been quietly cashed by Li Xiaowu, so at this time, there was nothing on him that was just worth 10 million.

After thinking about it, Li Xiaowu took out a black gold card and handed it to Xiao Huolin, and then said with a slight distress; "Take it, the password is six six, and there are fifteen billion yuan in it.

Save some flowers, I will give it to you in this life, this time the pocket money, lost, lost, I am not responsible. ”

Xiao Huolin thought about it, and did not go to pick up Li Xiaowu's gold card, but looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile; "Husband, you help me save it, I put so much money, I won't be able to sleep by my side."

Putting away the bank card, Li Xiaowu said with a puzzled face; "Others are eager to bring more money to pretend to be forced everywhere.

It's good for you, on the other hand, you can't sleep with money, and you're afraid of being robbed when you sleep? ”

Xiao Huolin took Li Xiaoxiao's hand and said with a smile; "In the past two years, I have been robbed by my brother and my parents.

So now, the money I carry with me will never exceed five hundred dollars, hehe....... ”

Touching Xiao Huolin's short hair, Li Xiaowu shook his head with a wry smile, then took her hand and slowly walked towards the parking lot.

Before he reached the parking lot, a stall owner on the side of the road who had not yet confiscated his stall came forward with a smile while holding a jade sculpture full of mud;

"Boss, it's time for you, look at the jade carving that has just been unearthed, if you like it or not, if you like it, you can take 500,000 yuan."

Xiao Huolin looked at the dirty jade carving, then at Li Xiaowu, and then frowned, very disgusted;

"Husband, this thing is so dirty, let's not want it, besides, if you buy this thing, you may be scolded when you go back."

Li Xiaowu looked at the jade carving, then at the frowning Xiao Huolin, nodded and said; "Okay, if you say you don't buy it, you won't buy it, we have earned enough money today, then we won't make it, his money."

Xiao Huolin didn't want Li Xiaowu to buy this jade carving, but he simply disliked that this jade carving was dirty, and the reason why Li Xiaoxiao accommodated Xiao Huolin was because he had already seen that this jade carving was fake.

Seeing such a big customer, he was cut off because of Xiao Huolin's words, and the stall owner looked at Xiao Huolin and scolded angrily;

"You woman, what do you know, dirty, is this thing dirty, is it dirty no matter how dirty it is, is it dirty as you, look at your appearance, I know that you are either the second wife, or the junior, I ......."

Without waiting for the stall owner to finish speaking, Li Xiaowu grabbed his neck, and then said with a cold face; "What did you just say about my wife, my wife is dirty?

Hahaha... This is the most unfunny joke I've ever heard, my wife is the only man I am, and I have only touched it alone, is there a woman in the world who is purer than her?

You are a very optimistic man, the little thing below, only six centimeters, not to mention, my wife still fools around with others every day.

The son is the old Wang next door, and the daughter is the community electrician Xiaoqiang, if I were you, I guess I would have already wiped my neck, and it would be over. ”

Hearing Li Xiaowu say this, the stall owner's whole person was instantly bad, his thing was real, only six centimeters.

Lao Wang next door and Xiaoqiang, an electrician in the community, are indeed very good in their relationship with his wife.

The stall owner broke free from Li Xiaowu's hand, hurriedly put away the things on his stall, and then drove his broken van to the direction of his home, and the stall owner never came back.

Xiao Huolin looked at Li Xiaowu and said with an incredible face; "Husband, you are so amazing, since you can look at him and figure out what is going on at home, husband, you said that he went back in a hurry, will something happen?"

Li Xiaowu looked up, then slapped his forehead, and said with a face full of self-blame; "It's over, it's over, he's definitely done playing this time, either being dragged to eat peanuts, or waiting to sit in prison."

"Why?"

"In the afternoon, in order to wait for us to come out and cheat us for a sum of money, he had already called his wife at home and said that he would go back late tonight.

You said that people like him, who were born with a disability, went back and saw that his wife was sleeping with another man.

He, with such a figure, such a mind, and such a temper, can he not have an accident? ”

Xiao Huolin nodded, then looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a wicked smile; "You are very immoral like this, others just scolded me, since you hurt people like this, the family is ruined."

Li Xiaowu led Xiao Huolin and said with a smile on his face as he walked towards the parking lot; "Me too, for his good.

I tell him the truth now, and he still has the ability to go back and teach the adulterer and wife at home a lesson.

If I don't tell him now, he will be old, sick and disabled in N years, unable to move, and dying.

At that time, his wife, with her children, walked up to him and told him with a smile, the old man is actually ours, the son and daughter are not yours, they are all born from me cheating with others.

You said that at that time, he was old, sick and disabled, except to be angry to death, he could choose other paths, can he go?

Which of the two outcomes do you think is more pitiful or sad? ”

Xiao Huolin did not answer Li Xiaoxiao's words, but stopped and pointed to the gangsters in the parking lot, slightly afraid;

"Husband, it's twice as many as the number just now, can you beat it, if you can't beat it, let's run away."

Li Xiaowu kissed Xiao Huolin on the face, and then said with a smile on his face; "Wife, go down and accompany their son, hehe... I am God. ”

"Lying down, a big change of life, amazing... Come, everyone applauds. The head of the gangsters, sitting in Li Xiaoxiao's car, looked at Li Xiaoxiao, and shouted loudly with an exaggerated face.

Loosen up the muscles and bones, Li Xiaowu said with a smile; "Do you want to go up one by one, or do you want to go up together?

Personally, I suggest that you go together, because you are too weak to fight one by one. ”

Kill, kill, kill..... Oops, oh my nose.

My teeth, my little brother, my balls.

It's broken, my balls are broken, don't fight, don't fight, it hurts me to death.

Ten minutes later, Li Xiaowu led two hundred, crooked thugs to the park, then kicked all the thugs to their knees, and then made them neatly line up in five rows, where they knelt and sang conquest.

Conquered by you like this, cutting off all retreats, my mood is solid, and my decision is confused.

Conquered by you like this, drink the poison you hid, my plot has come to an end, and my love and hate have been ........

"Stop...... What are you singing, be neat, follow me, and be conquered by you, 123, ready to sing. ”

Li Xiaowu stood in front of the gangsters, holding an iron rod, and commanded with a grin.

All the thugs sang with tears in their eyes, enduring pain, and with suffocation on their faces; "I was conquered by you like this, cutting off all retreats, my mood is solid, and my decision is confused............"

In a state of disability, pain, and grievance, these gangsters sang the highest state of conquest, and passers-by smelled sadness and listeners wept.

The aunt of the square dance stopped dancing, the uncle who was looking for an affair, the little girl was gone, the dog walker didn't walk the dog, everyone came to listen to the gangsters singing and conquering. (To be continued.) )