Chapter 31 8 Zhuang Old Hero
I didn't get as many votes as the old thing! Shang Wanhua was so angry that he couldn't walk at that time.
"No, my heart can't stand it, hurry up and find me a stretcher. I'm not talking about you, but what are the qualities of the inhabitants of your island? Why are you so taste......ful? Oops, I'll go, it's over, it's a big bubble on my mouth, it's over, and the pimples are up. Let me tell you, it's not that I'm a person who cares about this, your statistical results must be wrong, are you guided by wrong public opinion? You can be honest, I can't compare to that old dead thing. ”
Shang Wanhua was so excited, lying on the stretcher and still holding Michelangelo's hand, he asked him to comment on everything.
Michelangelo deliberately angered him: "No way, Minister Commerce, this is all public opinion." The whole referendum is equivalent to a referendum on the whole name. I also think you're a little wronged by being the first to the bottom, but we can't force it. But don't worry, I'll keep it secret for you, don't worry, don't worry. ”
"No, no, I have to talk about it today, otherwise I'll be done with you. "Shang Wanhua also came up with a donkey temper, and he didn't give up. What do you mean by keeping it a secret for me? Can I use it? You vomited blood for me.
"Okay, okay, why don't I name this airport Carrot Airport, what do you think? I can have the final say on this, and there is no need for a referendum. ”
"What? You're kidding, trying to fool me with an airport. My big businessman is also ...... "Well, is this an international airport? You just ......."
"Huh, carrot, what are you talking about? What airport? Why are you still lying down, are you sick? You're not hurt. "It was Zhuang Weiqiang who came.
"I'm not sick, I'm just tired, lie down and rest for a while. ”
"yes? oops, oops, huh...... I'm also tired, let me rest for a while, you go over there, I'm thin. After Zhuang Weiqiang finished speaking, he wanted to squeeze on the stretcher, but was glared at by Shang Wanhua.
Zhuang Weiqiang was still very afraid of Shang Wanhua: "Why are you so excited? Your eyes are red, it's not contagious, right? Okay, okay, I won't sit, I'll be fine when I walk." Oh, carrots, don't you have anything to eat? It's okay, I've got some good bottles of wine here. Look here......"
The old thing's hippie smile and thief eyebrows pointed to his bulging pants pockets.
"And two tablespoons of caviar. Hee-hee, I just knew that this thing was so valuable, so I deliberately got some to keep for the steamed bun slices to eat, and the noodles were ruined before, which is a pity. Oh, yes, bread, bread slices. Hee-hee. ”
Shang Wanhua lay on the stretcher and almost threw up. It's just such a virtuous old thing who is more popular than himself, what kind of energy do I have, just find a piece of tofu and kill it.
"Carrot, who is this chief? Do you know each other well? Zhuang Weiqiang was still familiar with himself, staring at Michelangelo. This seems to be a big man here, this is to make a good relationship, maybe you can get more caviar and red wine, it will be 82 years.
Oh my God, now I know that pickling girls still need flirtatiousness, otherwise they won't be able to flirt. 82-year-old red wine plus expensive caviar and Lamborghini car keys were thrown on the dining table, and a meal was ready to be completed, which is what the guide said.
Lamborghini let's buy it when we go back, if it's too expensive, buy an eighteen-hand one, and find Lao Li, who repairs bicycles in the village, to renovate it, the key is to make the car key new.
It's that authentic red wine and caviar are not easy to draw, and they are basically abroad. The domestic ones are red wine with three essences and one water and caviar with fruit and orange, and they can't fool their eyes and tongues.
"Oh, are you the same Uncle Zhuang? You yourself are more energetic than you seem on TV. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Donggua Island. ”
Michelangelo said as he shook Zhuang Weiqiang's hand vigorously a few times, this was his habit.
"Pretending to be an uncle? Who is pretending to be an uncle?
Although Zhuang Weiqiang needs caviar and red wine very much, he is not happy to be pinched. The point is that he is not used to being called this one, yes, for several months, everyone calls him the old thing, the old thing, and he can't stand it anymore.
"Huh, aren't you Zhuang Weiqiang Uncle Zhuang? You are very famous in our Donggua Island, we have all seen your deeds in the Lynx Country, it's just too much...... Hahaha, we have a lot of your fans here. ”
Michelangelo was full of respect for this old man, a true national ...... That hero. He suddenly thought of the picture of this old man holding someone's bikini girl, the kind of thief and thief, like a weasel who had just stolen a hen, and he couldn't help but want to laugh. The word hero, he took a lot of effort to add it.
However, it was precisely because Zhuang Weiqiang was so happy that the cold and bloodthirsty war picture was not so bloody, which surpassed Shang Wanhua in terms of votes and ranked third.
Zhuang Weiqiang was stunned, he had never been so respected. The old thing was so excited that he was in tears, as if he had met a long-lost relative, and he would not let go of Michelangelo's hand. Pinch me, pinch me, I'm not afraid of pain, is this a dream?
"This little comrade, your eyesight is really good. Yes, it's me, it's my old man. Why do you say that we people were born and died in the Lynx Country? It's not for the country, it's not for the people, we're all ...... Well, well, you said I have a lot of fans? Are there any beautiful girls? Can you introduce me to a few? Little comrade, let me tell you, I am a soft-hearted person who does not want to hurt the hearts of children. Do you want me to sign their names or something? Do you want to arrange a meeting or something, I can make a report, I can tell me about my heroic deeds, you can rest assured, the quality of the report I made must be good, my writing is good, I was one point short of ......."
Michelangelo was a little sweaty, the old man was too crooked to speak, and the old man was a little sick. Moreover, the old man's skin was too thick, and Lao Mi had never seen such a thick one, so he couldn't get used to this level of oiliness for a while.
Michelangelo said perfunctorily: "Stop, stop, Uncle Zhuang, old hero Zhuang." I don't know about this, so let's go back and ask you and see how it is arranged, okay. ”
Zhuang Weiqiang jumped up more than three feet high, great, great. I'm the best at chasing girls, as long as I give my old man a chance. Hehehehehehe.
"Well, little comrade. I see, how about I treat you to caviar. I've got some of the best wine. After Zhuang Weiqiang finished speaking, he still looked like he understood what you meant, and Michelangelo couldn't cry or laugh.
Michelangelo could not have imagined that this old hero was such a virtue. Also, is it really edible to have caviar in your pants pocket......?
"No, no, thank you, thank you. Well, what about Mr. Donggua? I almost forgot about Mr. Donggua. Our Donggua Island is named after him. Oops......"
Michelangelo's ass was pinched hard by Shang Wanhua who was lying on the stretcher, hmph, you still dare to mention this, you have to pinch a big purple bag.
"You mean my boss. Boss, boss, this little comrade wants to see you. Boss ......"
At this time, with the help of rescuers, all the people on the plane came down, including a dozen wounded people lying on stretchers and several corpses.
Yuan Qidong walked over surrounded by everyone, like a dazzling star. George was tied up and thrown on a stretcher like a meat dumpling, but no one paid attention to him as president.
Michelangelo looked eagerly at the past, only to be smacked hard.
Who is this guy? How do you wear bells and whistles? What kind of bird is this tattoo on the face? It's beautiful to look at, beautiful and domineering. Is this the same eastmelon as in the lynx country?
It's no wonder that Yuan Qidong's current dress is very different from when he was in the Lynx country, when it was a shirt and jeans, and now it is Shang Wanhua's set of tropical ocean beachwear. And he also deliberately changed his appearance. Although it is only a minor adjustment, the effect is obvious. This is his former lair, and he has a lot of acquaintances, so it's embarrassing to be recognized casually.
The reason why Michelangelo was stunned was not only Zhou Xiaolong's dress and appearance, but also the beauties behind him, these seem to be the original team of our President Yuanda, why have the tastes of these beauties changed uniformly? This style of painting is too weird.
Seeing Michelangelo, Zhuge Xianxian, Du Xiaomei and others were very happy, this is an acquaintance. Everyone exchanged pleasantries for a while, asking long and short questions, and pulling the topic farther and farther, and finally Zhuge Xianxian remembered and asked, "Why did you stop here so coincidentally? What a coincidence, otherwise we would have to fish at sea for several days." ”