Zhuang Weiqiang turned on the strong whisker mode: "Of course, my eldest brother is lucky, my eldest brother has good character, good luck, good looks, and talents, and can also receive a little brother like me." I was one point short of that...... Oops, who hit me in the head. ”

Hearing Zhuge Xianxian's question, Michelangelo's face suddenly turned cloudy: "Alas, Miss Zhuge is a good question." You didn't say I forgot to ask, who is your driver? Who flies the plane? You? Is that you? I want to kick you to death. How did you say you flew this plane? Yes? Did you fly a plane like that? Which master did you learn from? ”

The captain was stunned, and his eyes were straight. Even George didn't dare to say that about him, otherwise it wouldn't be his turn to drive Air Force One.

"You, you, what nonsense are you talking about. My wife is so annoying, I'm a meritorious pilot, I'm ......."

"Come on, don't talk about it, it's said that you can't fly a good plane, you won't be a temporary worker. It's not that I said that you are the Minister of Commerce, you must investigate before you take a plane next time, and you will get on the plane if no one else flies, how dangerous it is. Isn't the information of your national security quite accurate and timely, and this little thing can't be found out. ”

"You put it plainly, why can't I fly this plane well? If you don't, I'll ......," the captain snarled at Michelangelo, questioning him to explain. As a result, before he could respond, he fainted as soon as he raised his head.

"Everyone saw it, I didn't touch him, he fell by himself, everyone hurry up and record the video, everyone can testify." And those reporters, you should also hurry up and record it. This temporary worker is too unqualified, what kind of person is this, he also met our roundabout republic, believe it or not, I threw this guy ...... Hmph, throw it in the water and wash it. That, come on, hurry up and take this porcelain toucher away to rescue, don't let him die. ”

"Uh-huh————"

The captain finally came to ease with his breath: "You are too bullying, too bullying." Whining...... Archmage, Archmage Zhou, you want to administer justice to me, he bullied me, bullied me......"

Yuan Qidong hurriedly continued: "That, General Mi, we fled here with nine deaths, and the captain is still very competent, without him, we really can't come back." "Alas, you have to deal with all the yourself, whoever makes herself so kind, just take care of it.

The captain burst into tears of gratitude, and that was the truth. Or Master Zhou can administer justice.

"Thank you so much, Archmage. I'm going to quit my job, and I'm going to be your full-time driver. Archmage, believe me, I can drive anything, I used to be a submarine engineer, and I participated in the Tour de France, as long as I can drive. I've already thought about it, I'll be your full-time driver, and you must take me, Archmage. ”

Du Xiaomei pulled up the captain: "Brother Donggua, you can take him in, you see how pitiful he is." At such an age, my hair is about to fall out. Well, let him give me a shot or something, I can't do it alone. ”

The captain's face is all green, what? You little girl, let me give you a hand? I'm the captain of Air Force One, a meritorious pilot, and I can fly the space shuttle, you let me do it!

"Alright, let's do it. But you can't bully people. Yuan Qidong said to Du Xiaomei earnestly.

Michelangelo saw Zhou Xiaolong relieving the captain, and his momentum weakened. Somehow, he had a strange feeling in his heart when he saw this guy with a parrot tattoo on half of his face. This aura is too strong, although it is not the kind of aggressive domineering, but it gives people the feeling that people are right, and the truth is always on the side of others.

"Then you shouldn't fly a plane like that. You are a large fixed-wing airliner that can hover, go up and down in a straight line, reverse the car, and drive slower than walking. The navigators thought the radar was out of order. Don't you know how much effort it took us to keep up with you? ”

Everyone laughed, and the wings were fixed, where do you see the wings?

Michelangelo turned around and looked at the plane in amazement. He thought it was strange just now, but now he found out what the problem was. I went, both wings of this plane were broken, and they were both broken, how did it fly back? This is completely unscientific and completely subverts common sense. Don't......

Thinking of this, and then thinking of the strange route that the plane flew, Michelangelo couldn't help but shudder in his heart. Could it be that I saw a ghost, this plane is all ghosts? Or a modified biochemical warrior. Yes! It's terrifying, I guess I'm dealing with a bunch of non-humans!

Michelangelo is chasing a horror novel recently, and the kind of imagination beyond ordinary people makes Lao Mi very addicted and often has nightmares. But he is so good, and the more he is frightened, the happier he is, and he never gets tired of it. Now that he had finally received his retribution, he almost sat on the ground.

So a big general, the Minister of Defense, or a special forces, why is he so unproductive?

It cannot be said that the strength of human muscles is strong, but the strength of the mind is not necessarily strong, and vice versa.

After walking out for a dozen steps, Michelangelo returned to normal. Thinking about it, this is also to scare yourself, many of these people are familiar to you, and there is no abnormality in talking and laughing with yourself, and they are all alive and kicking, not like ghosts at all.

Looking up at the dazzling sun, Michelangelo wiped his sweat and asked, "How did you fly this one...... This thing drove back. ”

"It's hard to say this, I'll tell you slowly, let's talk about what you're doing first." Shang Wanhua was curious. It is really not a chance to meet an old man on the vast sea.

"It's not Mr. Hua yet. Since your plane was attacked by missiles, Mr. Hua has given me a death order, telling me to rush to meet you as soon as possible. But you know it's impossible. I have a small island, although I have the power, how fast can I drive? Can I drag race? You're an airplane. If you want me to say, Hua always really cares about you, and asks about your safety, and he doesn't mention George from the Lynx Country once. ”

Shang Wanhua was also a little moved. Mr. Hua is so busy in a day, he can still think of himself. No, this isn't about caring about yourself, it seems to be more about caring about Yuan Qidong, that dog thing is treated everywhere he goes, and he can't compare.

"Under the arrangement of Hua Zong, Hua Xia Guo used all the forces at its disposal around the world to track and lock down this plane. All the fleets of the Huaxia Kingdom, as well as the fleets of friendly countries, spread their nets across the ocean. Strive to find you in the shortest possible time. I heard that Mr. Hua was in tears......"

When Michelangelo said this, he felt that he had lost his mouth, and quickly changed the topic: "Originally, our Donggua Island was slow, and it was the farthest away from the place of the incident, so we came to make soy sauce at all." But who knew that your plane flew faster than a rocket, flying from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean in one fell swoop, if you were a little more ambitious, the earth would not be able to fit it, and it would fly directly to the Milky Way, hahahaha. ”

Only then did Shang Wanhua understand that the Dare Huaxia Kingdom had used so much power to find them, even if it wasn't Michelangelo, someone else would find them. Thanks to Yuan Qidong's curiosity, he kept tinkering with the one-man flying machine, leaving Michelangelo enough time.

Michelangelo praised: "Air Force One is really amazing, it can still fly like this." Hey, I think about it, there's a big man in the Lynx country in the plane. What about George? I'm a mother, where's George? Wait, don't go, let's greet us, we can't be rude. I'm going to ask people to prepare the red carpet, and when the head of state comes, he has to walk the red carpet and play the national anthem. I'll go, the marching band hasn't been formed yet. Come on, hurry up and get two loudspeakers, forget it, use my mobile phone. Da Zhao hurriedly sent a WeChat message and ordered the guard company to assemble and prepare for the parade. Hey? What's wrong with you guys......"

Michelangelo looked around for a long time, and found that Shang Wanhua and the others were all looking at him with smiles, and they didn't mean to be nervous at all. Not only them, but also the people who got off the plane together didn't react, as if the presence of the president of the Lynx Nation was less important to them than a fart.

Lao Mi had a bad premonition, and asked weakly, "Isn't George dead?" …… I'll go, here! How did you tie up the president, this is not in line with international practice. ”

Seeing this situation, the people of Donggua Island were dumbfounded.

The people who can live here have seen some of the world, but they have never seen a world like today. How can there be a president of a superpower who is tied up into a meat dumpling, and there is only one paper cup on his body to cover his shame.

That's too much, isn't it? If this had been spread, it wouldn't have caused a world war. What's going on? Who did this to you?