That's right, Su Ye hates suicide the most. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

There's something that no one believes, but it makes sense.

Su Ye, who grew up in an orphanage, is now very sunny and happy, but when he was a child, he was an autistic child with a super withdrawn personality.

In fact, the children who grew up in the orphanage are more or less autistic, but they are so withdrawn that they want to commit suicide, and there is only Su Ye in that orphanage.

Yes, Su Ye once committed suicide.

On a sunny afternoon, on the second floor of the orphanage, the dean's aunt's trouser belt was draped around her neck, and the other end was tied to a branch outside the window.

The boy jumped like this, and then only heard a "crunch", and the branch broke.

Su Ye fell on the body of the dean's aunt.

Then the boy was beaten with his left hand by the dean's aunt, who had a broken right hand, and his temperament changed greatly.

Although he painstakingly wrote a book "100 Ways to Commit Suicide That Don't Hinder Others" to himself, he never put it into action.

Well, if you are not afraid of death, why should you be afraid of living?

Early the next morning, Su Ye set off with Chuan Shangyue and went to Ruihu Lake, hoping to meet the legendary person who committed suicide in Ruihu.

The boy has carefully prepared many sets of plans, which can definitely make the person who is ready to commit suicide make a big ugly and never want to die again!

Probably thanks to that legend, there aren't many people around the entire lake.

Well, there are not many people in the scenic area, it is a beautiful scenic area!

Su Ye and the school girl held hands and walked around the Ruihu Lake, not seeing the suicide, but took a lot of beautiful photos through the black technology camera.

Just when the boy was at a loss, he suddenly saw an uncle rolling a cigarette on the boat by the lake.

Su Ye's eyes lit up, and he leaned over to the uncle and said, "Uncle~Hello~"

The uncle didn't look up, his eyes were fixed on the movements in his hands, "What's the matter?" ”

"Uh......" The young man saw that the uncle had such a cold attitude, and knew that he didn't want to chat, so he had to make a long story short: "Uncle, do you know where there are more suicide people around here?" ”

The uncle rolled up the cigarette, lit it in his mouth, and took a deep breath.

After a long sigh, the uncle spoke, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Where there are more suicides, there must be a better reputation! I just want to see it! Su Ye said with a smile.

"Stinky boy, isn't this a joke about watching someone commit suicide? You can figure it out! The uncle looked at Su Yedao with some hatred.

"Okay uncle, let's be honest, I just want to find a place to jump in the lake, but I don't know where to do it! I want to die all at once! Su Ye was helpless, so he lied.

The uncle looked Su Ye up and down, and said disdainfully, "Just you?" Can you afford to die? ”

"What do you mean?" Su Ye said inexplicably, why can't he even afford to die?

The uncle stood up and patted his chest, and the boy noticed that he was wearing only a single coat.

In this cold season, the uncle's face was extremely red, and there was no discomfort.

"Uncle, I grew up on the lake since I was a child, and I can say that I know everything about the lake very well. If you want to know which area has the highest suicide success rate, I'm definitely not wrong to ask my uncle! ”

The uncle glanced at the entire Ruihu Lake with a proud face, and said confidently.

"Oh?" Hearing the uncle's words, Su Ye's eyes lit up.

"But can you get up from death?" Uncle continued.

This is the second time that the uncle has asked this question, and Su Ye feels inexplicable.

"If you die, you will die, do you have to pay in advance?"

How do you know that the uncle actually nodded, "Look, although you are dead, you always have relatives and friends, right?" You always need to go to the funeral home for a funeral, right?

"yes, but it doesn't cost much, does it?" Su Ye said confusedly.

"Of course, these don't ask for much money, maybe if you have a lot of friends, you can make a small profit for your family by receiving red envelopes. But a body is always needed for a funeral, right? ”

The uncle said, "Look, you jumped into the lake and died!" Then your body must be in the lake, right? Except for Uncle I, who can help you get the body up? ”

Su Ye looked at the uncle in front of him speechlessly, what the other party said was so reasonable, he was speechless.

"Pick up the corpse fee, I don't care if you want it, just 10w yuan, I'll tell you where to die, if you can't afford it, it's better to die far, don't delay my uncle's work!" Uncle Tu poor dagger.

"10w block? It's just a corpse, and it's so expensive? Su Ye said with a shocked expression.

When the uncle heard this, he snorted coldly, "What's wrong?" 10w block is too expensive for you? Don't die if it's too expensive! Do you know how far I'm going to row to find your body? By the time we find your body, it may be swollen and smelly, and I'll have to fish you out to the boat! ”

As he spoke, the uncle counted his fingers and said, "First of all, the payment for my physical strength, then the cost of cleaning the ship, and the cost of my lost work, the medical fee for going to the hospital to clean my nasal cavity because of your smell, and the cost of mental damage due to the frightening of your corpse...... And so on, blah blah, even if you want 10w blocks, it's still cheap, okay! If you don't believe it, go to the Yangtze River Bridge to have a look, people's corpse picking fees are more expensive! 20w one, no two prices! ”

"You're crazy about money, aren't you?"

Su Ye looked at the arrogant uncle with an incredulous expression, shook his head and turned to leave.

"Let me tell you, I am the only boat in the entire Fern Lake, even if you find a place to die secretly, and no one gives me money, I will never help you get the body up! Don't try to take advantage of me! ”

Looking at Su Ye's distant back, the uncle shouted at the young man with a smile on his face.

"What's wrong?" Seeing Su Ye talking with the uncle for a while, he came back with an angry face, and Chuan Shangyue asked curiously.

"It's nothing, I met a neurotic who wants money to die!" Su Ye said angrily.

"Alright, let's go somewhere else! If you really can't do it, change the theme! Kawakami encouraged.

The boy nodded, and the school girl began to walk around the lake again.

Before they knew it, the two of them had once again walked around the lake.

Seeing that he was about to arrive at the position of Uncle Fang Cai, Chuan Shangyue suddenly pointed to a short distance in surprise and said, "Brother Ye! Look there! That girl is not going to kill herself! ”

When Su Ye heard this, she saw a girl standing by the lake in a white dress, crumbling, and hurriedly said, "It seems that she really wants to commit suicide!" No, I'm going to stop him! ”

At this moment, the young man simply forgot that he had come to trick the suicide person, and with three stacks of clouds under his feet, he quickly ran in the direction of the girl in the white dress.

In the running picture, I don't know if it's an illusion, Su Ye vaguely heard a familiar voice scolding:

"Grass mud horses! Lao Tzu's territory, do you still want to die if you don't pay? (To be continued.) )