Chapter 76: Abundant Methods (Four Changes)
Su Ye stepped on the three stacks of clouds, and seemed to run slowly towards the girl in the white dress who was about to jump into the lake. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, no matter how fast the light work is, it cannot cross a distance of hundreds of meters in a matter of seconds.
Therefore, before the teenager rushed to the girl in the white dress, she had already fallen into the lake with a "poof".
Su Ye didn't stop, and continued to run towards the starting place, the matter had come to this, and the boy was ready to jump into the lake to save people.
However, when he finally ran to the place of the incident, he found that someone had already arrived first, and was swimming towards the shore with the girl in the water.
"Huh?" Su Ye saw the appearance of the rescuer clearly, and was slightly stunned, isn't this the uncle who wants money to die?
He wouldn't have the intention of "saving people and asking for money"?
"Hey, why are you stupid? Why don't you come and fight?"
The uncle swam to the shore, but he did not have the strength to lift the girl in the white dress ashore. Just saw Su Ye who was stunned in place, and the uncle hurriedly said.
"Oh oh!" Su Ye heard this, knowing that it was not a cranky market, so he hurriedly bent down and stretched out his hand at the same time, and fished the girl in the white dress out of the uncle's hand.
"Why did you get dizzy after such a while?" Placing the girl flat on the shore, Su Ye said in confusion.
"I knocked you out!"
As if he knew what the boy was thinking, the uncle was afraid to go ashore and said, "This girl begged to die at first, and when I went to save her, she struggled and wanted to kick me away!
"Uncle is mighty!" Su Ye gave the uncle a thumbs up.
"Do you want to die by the lake without my consent?" replied the uncle.
The young man looked at the uncle speechlessly, was it because of this kind of minimum reason? It was really unbelievable!
At this moment, the girl in the white dress who committed suicide before also gradually woke up.
Looking at the clear sky in front of her, she muttered to herself, "I...... Am I dead? It turns out that hell has a sky!"
"Hmph, on this fern lake, do you want to die without my consent, Hades doesn't dare to have you!" the uncle's rude voice interrupted the girl's cranky thoughts.
"Isn't this hell?" the girl in the white dress lay on the spot, not wanting to get up at all, but said with a melancholy expression.
"Welcome back to Earth!" Su Ye said with a grin, "I'm sorry to tell you that the sky of Hell is not as clear as the sky of Donghai City!"
"Hahaha...... The sky in Tokai City is clear?"
At this time, Kawakami Yue walked nearby, and when he heard Su Ye's words, he couldn't help but laugh himself.
"Dude, this is your daughter-in-law, no wonder you wanted to commit suicide before!" Seeing the school girl smiling without an image, the uncle turned his head and glanced at the young man with regretful eyes and said, "You are really pitiful!"
"I just want to die, why is it so hard to ......"
The girl in the white dress lying on the ground didn't care about Su Ye and Chuan Shangyue's ridicule at all, but said helplessly.
"There are many ways to die, if you don't have money, you better die far away, don't dirty the water of the lake!"
Hearing the words of the girl in the white dress, the uncle snorted coldly and said.
"Do I still have to pay for suicide in Ruihu?" asked the girl in the white dress, a little stunned.
"That's right! The waterworks in Ruihu Lake provide tap water to many nearby residential areas! Dying here will bring a lot of trouble to the waterworks!" replied Kawakami without thinking.
Su Ye heard his girlfriend's words, and was stunned for a while, why is Chuan Shangyue also so obsessed with money?
The young man subconsciously looked at the school girl, and just saw her glaring at him, and instantly understood that Chuan Shangyue wanted to dispel the idea of suicide of the girl in the white dress.
"But my boyfriend didn't pay the money when he committed suicide here!" said the girl in the white dress blankly.
"What did you say?" said the uncle, stunned.
The girl in the white dress reluctantly sat up and said to the uncle: "A month ago, my boyfriend committed suicide by jumping into the lake here!"
"Are you martyrdom?" is so touching...... Kawakami said as she looked at the girl in the white dress with emotion.
The girl in the white dress turned red, but denied it: "No...... I've heard that whoever commits suicide in the lake will have their souls bound in the lake, and they must find a replacement person to go to reincarnation......! Just trying to replace him......"
"So, it's just that the book is read in vain, and the head is in water. ”
Su Ye's words to ruin the scenery completely destroyed the sad atmosphere created by the story of the girl in the white dress, and he was so angry that Chuan Shangyue reached out and pinched the flesh on the young man's waist.
The amplitude of the finger rotation made the uncle's eyelids jump.
The girl in the white dress was embarrassed and committed suicide for this reason, which was very touching to think about herself, but it made her feel embarrassed to say it.
"Show you!"
The boy took out a book from his bosom and threw it on the girl in the white dress.
"What kind of book is this?"
Seeing the girl in the white dress taking the book, her eyes lit up, and she began to read carefully, Kawakami Yue was itching, grabbed Su Ye's sleeve and asked.
"A hundred ways to commit suicide that won't hinder others," Su Ye smiled at the school girl, her white teeth refracting a white light in the sun, "Pure natural and super environmentally friendly, a suicide method that will never cause trouble to others, I appreciate the last method very much!
"You're going to die! Isn't it to stop people from committing suicide?" Kawa Shangyue was very anxious when he heard this.
This is no joke, how can anyone give someone advice on how to commit suicide?
Or is it the kind of suicide method that doesn't get in the way of others at all?
Doesn't that mean that no one will know if you die?
The school girl's mind has already turned, thinking about which methods will not hinder others.
Standing long jump on the edge of a cliff?
Five horses in the prairie?
Crossing the desert without any gear?
Jump into a pool full of piranhas?
"Thank you for the advice, I won't trouble you anymore!"
The booklet was very thin, and the girl in the white dress read it in a while, holding it in both hands and handing it to Su Ye.
Su Ye casually took this thing that he had written when he was a child, and asked with a smile, "Which way are you going to choose?"
When the girl in the white dress heard this, she smiled sweetly, "The last one!"
Kawa Kazuki took advantage of the two of them to talk and snatched the booklet from the young man's hand.
Hearing the conversation between the two people, the school girl quickly turned the book to the end, only to see that the last page reads-
"The hundredth way, live bravely, wait for the time to come, and finally die of old age. You are not even afraid of death, why should you be afraid or if you don't experience all kinds of things in the world, how can you have the capital and other ghosts to brag about Lao Tzu's life after death?"
Kawakami frowned slightly, and subconsciously turned the book to the first page, only to see that it read: "A Hundred Suicide Methods That Can Be Boasted to People After Death".
The school girl raised her head and looked at the boy who was saying goodbye to the girl in the white dress who was going away, and a happy smile appeared on her face.
The so-called literature does not mean that it must bring some food to others or something, as long as it can make people live happily, it is fine!
The figure of the girl in the white dress disappeared into the distance, Su Ye retracted her gaze, and when she turned her head, she saw Kawakami Yuezheng looking at herself with wide eyes and unblinking, looking very cute.
Just when the boy was about to say something, there was a "poof" sound next to him...... (To be continued.) )