Commander Wang shaved off a piece of hair on the top of the land milk, turning the land grandmother into a nondescript head image, and the angry land grandmother went crazy and let out a loud fart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although Grandma Land was mad with anger, before farting, she didn't forget to call the mandrill to her side and feed the mandrill a pill.

Commander Wang was wondering why Grandma Land was feeding pills to the mandrill, Dongdong had already pulled Commander Wang and escaped from the cave where Grandma Land was entrenched, and had escaped a line of Fit before he stopped and said to himself that it was safe.

Commander Wang asked Dongdong what was going on, and Dongdong replied that Grandma Di farted and that the matter was very serious.

Commander Wang asked puzzledly: "As the saying goes, the land lord farts and is angry, and the land grandmother is a demigod, and the fart is only half of the spirit, half of the smell, what's serious." ”

Dongdong shook his head: "The land lord farted and slipped away, this is a good word, but the fart of the land grandmother is really poisonous gas, and it is a very powerful poisonous gas, the gods registered in the heavenly court smell it, and they will vomit for three days, like me, a little god who is not included in the immortal class, if it is smoked by the fart of the land grandmother, I am afraid that half a life will be gone." ”

Commander Wang was even more incomprehensible: "Grandma Land is half an immortal no matter how she says, how can she have poisonous gas in her stomach?"

Dongdong shook his head and said: " This matter, it will be a long time to say, the land grandmother is shrewd and capable, and the ability is much stronger than the land father-in-law, but the destiny has been decided, the land father-in-law has done the position of the main god, and the land grandma can only assist the land father-in-law, and when the land father-in-law goes to heaven to report to the work at the end of the year, she temporarily acts as the position of the land father-in-law, and the land grandma is not convinced, and the resentment is very big, but she can't show it, she can only hold it in her stomach, and over time, this resentment has turned into a very domineering poisonous gas。 ”

Commander Wang sighed: "Alas, the poisonous gas in the stomach of the land grandmother, even the gods have to retreat when they see it, so to speak, the poisonous gas in the stomach of the land grandmother must be the poisonous gas of the heavenly realm, and we have no way to deal with it." ”

Dongdong shook his head again: "No, if the poisonous gas in the stomach of the land grandmother is the poisonous gas of the heavenly realm, the immortals will definitely be able to poison it, but the immortals smell the poisonous gas in the stomach of the land grandmother, but they will vomit for three days, and they will not be poisoned, so oh, the poisonous gas in the stomach of the land grandmother is not the poisonous gas of the heavenly realm, but the poisonous gas of the next session, but this poisonous gas is very domineering, and the gods will vomit when they smell it." ”

Hearing Dongdong's words, Commander Wang sighed thoughtfully: "Oh, in this way, the poisonous gas in the stomach of the land grandmother is no different from the poisonous gas in the mortal world, but it is overbearing and extraordinary, since it is the poisonous gas in the mortal world, I have a way to deal with it." ”

Dongdong didn't believe Commander Wang's words, and asked: "Big brother, what you said is true, the poisonous gas in the stomach of the land grandmother is very difficult to deal with, do you really have a way to deal with it?"

Commander Wang smiled: "Hehe, to deal with this kind of pediatric thing, it depends on the high-tech inventions of our human beings, you believe in the eldest brother, it is absolutely no problem." ”

After saying that, he pulled Dongdong and got into the cave that Dongdong once guarded.

Commander Wang thought in his heart: It has been a while since Yang Wei and Lin Shanggao left, so I just took this opportunity to go back and have a look.

Entering the cave, Dongdong didn't need Commander Wang's orders, his body emitted light, and the cave was very bright, and the two quickly walked down the corridor to find Yang Wei and others.

After going down the corridor, Commander Wang raised his eyes to look around, looking for Yang Wei and others, but found that there was not even a figure nearby, and then observed from a distance, only to find that in a corner, there were a bunch of people lying horizontally, in this cave, except for Yang Wei and others, there should be no other people, these people lying on the ground seem to be Yang Wei and others that Commander Wang is looking for.

Commander Wang came to the crowd, took a closer look, and couldn't help but be surprised, only to see the people who had fallen to the ground, all of them skinny, lying there motionless, and it seemed that death was not far away.

Commander Wang looked at them one by one, and none of them knew each other, and things became a little weird, Yang Wei and the others, who had been staying in the cave, were all gone at this moment, and some people who Commander Wang didn't know, skinny, and dying were lying here.

Yang Wei: Where are they gone, and why are these people here?

Could it be that the black water outside has receded, and Yang Wei and the others have already walked through the hole where they entered? And then these people who fell to the ground broke in again?

Thinking of this, Commander Wang instinctively shook his head, he believed that the relationship between himself and Yang Wei and Zhu San was definitely a friend of life and death, and these people would never leave him here alone. So what's going on in front of you.

Commander Wang was puzzled, staring at these people in front of him in a daze, and suddenly realized that these people's clothes seemed to be very familiar, and looked down at the clothes on his body, Commander Wang suddenly realized that the clothes these people were wearing were exactly the same as those on Commander Wang.

This kind of clothes are specially customized by Lin Shanggao for his subordinates in order to rob tombs, and they are made of the strongest and most durable denim, and in order to carry necessities conveniently, there are many pockets on the clothes.

What's going on, Yang Wei and the others are gone, but their clothes are on a group of unrelated people, and these irrelevant people are lying here dying and waiting to die, what the hell is going on.

Commander Wang couldn't figure out what was going on, so he had to pick one at random, squatted in front of this person, and carefully examined this person's face, only to see that this person's eye sockets were deep, his cheekbones were prominent, his cheeks were deeply sunk into his cheeks, his hair was very long, his hair was scattered, unkempt, and he looked like a skeleton.

Commander Wang felt that this person was very familiar, but he just couldn't remember who it was, and after looking at it carefully for a long time, he still didn't remember, and thought to himself: I had to wake up this person and ask him.

Commander Wang was just about to find a way to wake up the person in front of him, but this person suddenly opened his eyes and saw Commander Wang squatting beside him, his eyes were immediately filled with tears, and he choked up and said, "Senior brother, you are back, we have been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Commander Wang was taken aback and asked in surprise, "You, what do you call me, how can I be your junior brother?"

When this man heard that Commander Wang did not admit that he was his junior brother, tears flowed out of his eyes, and he cried: "Senior brother, don't you even know me? I am your senior brother Yang Wei!"