Dongdong rode on the body of the mandrill, waving his small fist and having a flat headache, which made the mandrill scream repeatedly, and the screams became more and more miserable, attracting the grandmother of the land to come to the rescue of the mandrill. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Commander Wang took the opportunity to launch a fierce attack, and a sword cut into the black light emitted by Grandma Land's shovel, swept over Grandma Land's scalp, and shaved off a large piece of hair.

Although Grandma Land is only a demigod and is not officially included in the immortal class, she has been living in the world with her father-in-law, and her identity is also a high-ranking existence in the world, from her birth to the present, no mortal has ever dared to touch a hair of her.

Today, Commander Wang not only moved her hair, but also eliminated a large patch, making Grandma Land an out-and-out alopecia areata, with a bare top of her head and no half hair.

Commander Wang's sword was shaved against the scalp of the land grandmother, and the old scalp on the top of the land milk was also scraped off, revealing a tender new scalp, a fresh scalp, white and red, emitting a crystal luster.

Around the baldness areata, there is thick black hair, scattered on the arrows of the land grandmother, which looks very weird.

Grandma Di felt the coldness above her head, and the shovel in her right hand kept waving, emitting a more intense black light, putting the sword of Commander Wang's overlord sword outside, stretching out her left hand, touching the top of her head, and the tentacles felt delicate and smooth.

Grandma Land was stunned, how could she feel like this, where did her thick long hair go, she hurriedly looked around, only to see countless long strands of hair scattered around, Grandma Land still couldn't believe it, her left hand along the top of her head, groped down, and then touched the hair.

Grandma Land suddenly understood that the hair on the top of her head was shaved off by Commander Wang, and she became an out-and-out alopecia areata!

A woman, no matter how ugly she is, was shaved off the hair on the top of her head, leaving only the long hair around her, and turned into the image of a nondescript head, even if this woman has a good temper, she can't help but go crazy with anger.

Grandma Land's eyes were bloodshot, blood poured into her pupils, and she shouted viciously: "Even if I look ugly, you can't shave my head, boy, I'm so angry, I'm angry!!"

Grandma Land is angry, and the consequences are very serious, because she is the wife of the father-in-law of the land, and offending the grandma of the land is much more serious than offending the father-in-law of the land.

For example, if you offend a male owner of the family, the problem may not be very big, apologize, maybe a long time has passed, but if you offend the hostess, then the problem is not so simple.

Grandma Land was really angry, her angry eyes were red, and she danced the shovel in her hand frantically, the black light emitted by the shovel continued to expand in scope, and the spherical light array composed of black light continued to expand outward.

Commander Wang felt that the problem was serious, and if a sword just now hit the neck of the land grandmother, the problem might be simple, but unfortunately, this sword did not cut the neck of the land grandmother, but shaved off the hair on the top of the land milk **, and the result was that the land grandmother was driven crazy.

The black light emitted by Grandma Land's shovel sent out more and more pressure, and it kept expanding outward, gradually eroding the distance between Grandma Land and Commander Wang, and pressing towards Commander Wang.

Commander Wang was helpless in the face of a crazy land grandmother, so he had to keep retreating to reduce the pressure transmitted by the black light and make himself less stressed.

Gradually, Commander Wang had retreated to the entrance of the cave where he entered, only about two meters away, he kept looking back, determining the location of the exit as he retreated, preparing to exit first, and then find a way to defeat Grandma Land.

If you go out to avoid it first, wait for the fire of the land grandma to disappear, and then come in and fight with the land grandma, maybe there is a chance of winning.

Grandma Di saw Commander Wang's intentions, and shouted viciously: "Boy, you still want to run, dream, I'm angry, I'm really angry, I'm angry, you want to be angry with me, don't you want to get out alive." ”

Immediately afterwards, Grandma Di let out a whistling sound, the sound was the same as what Commander Wang had heard outside the cave before, when the mandrill was fighting with Commander Wang's life, although he had dozens of scars, he still did not retreat, as soon as he heard this whistling, the mandrill immediately abandoned Commander Wang and ran back to the cave.

This time was no exception, when the mandrill heard the whistling, he immediately gave up his hard work, and his head was beaten into a big winter melon before he grabbed the maltose in the wooden basin, and rushed to the side of the land grandmother.

Grandma Land's right hand was unabated, and with her left hand, she took out a pill from her bosom and stuffed it into Mandrill's mouth, and then as soon as her buttocks were raised, she heard a pop, and Grandma Land let out a loud fart.

Hearing that Grandma Land let out a loud fart, Commander Wang was stunned, Grandma Land was really angry, doing such an indecent thing, for a person with the status of Grandma Land, in front of strangers, to do such a thing, it is definitely a shame to go home, but why did Grandma Land feed Mandrill pills before?

When Commander Wang was thinking about it, Dongdong was already so frightened that his little face became pale, he moved faster than lightning, pulled over a whole bowl of thick malt candy sticks, his hands kept flying up and down, it only took a few tenths of a second, the bowl of thick maltose sticks, broken into small pieces, thrown into the big wooden basin, his right arm suddenly grew two meters, he held the big wooden basin in his arms, rushed over and grabbed Commander Wang with his left hand, and ran out.

The speed of Dongdong's flight was too fast, exceeding the speed of sound several times, and it took less than half a second to accelerate from zero to the speed of sound, and before it reached the exit, a loud sonic boom was released, and then it accelerated to three times the speed of sound, like a bolt of lightning, rushing out of the cave.

Commander Wang was caught off guard, and was pulled up by Dongdong, like a kite, floating behind Dongdong's head and drifting towards the outside of the cave.

In the blink of an eye, Dongdong had already pulled Commander Wang, rushed out of the cave, and came to the platform outside, Dongdong did not stop at his feet, rushed to the first line of fit, rushed through the canyon at the fastest speed, and arrived at the opposite bank, then stopped, put down the big wooden basin in Commander Wang's arms, raised his little hand, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said to himself: "It should be safe here." ”

Commander Wang looked at Dongdong in confusion and asked, "What's the matter, what does it mean to be safe here?"

Dongdong looked up at Commander Wang and said, "Didn't you hear Grandma Di fart?"

Commander Wang: "I heard it, it's just a loud fart, it's really much louder than ordinary people's voices, it's just a fart, what's the big deal, at most, it just smells a little disgusting, how can it scare you like this." ”

Dongdong shook his head and said, "It's not that simple, Grandma Di fart, the matter is very serious." ”