Chapter 22: The Cunning Red Spider

I have a tacit understanding with Hu Zi, you look at me and talk to Fang Haoyu in a word.? One???? Reading

The intention of the two of us is also obvious, after getting close to Fang Haoyu, we will leave with him.

But I have to say that Fang Haoyu is unusually serious, I talked to the bearded Balabala, and he didn't reply to the two of us.

Finally, seeing that the two of us were still talking, he booed in a low voice and reminded him, "Mushrooms can't speak." ”

Beard took out a look of convincing you if no one was convinced, and he immediately answered and complained, "Please, you're just pretending to be a mushroom, but it's not a real mushroom." ”

Fang Haoyu no longer paid attention to the beard. And I noticed one thing during this time.

When Fang Haoyu spoke, his eyes glanced to the side. He seemed to care about the old man next to us.

I took a closer look at the old man.

According to preliminary estimates, this old man is at least sixty years old, his face is wrinkled, his hair is gray, not to mention, just by his standing posture, I think this person has joined the army before, and his occasional temperament tells me that this person does not look like a very ordinary soldier, let alone an ordinary citizen.

I was amazed, and I thought to myself, how could a person like him be mentally ill? Could it be that he was stimulated? And the old man was holding an umbrella, and he was standing dry, and he kept staring at the sky.

He didn't care about the sweat on his forehead, and even less about what I said to Beard.

In my impression, Fang Haoyu is a very high-spirited person, he has no interest in ordinary people, this is a kind of thing imprinted in his bones, whether Fang Haoyu is mentally ill or not, this character cannot be changed.

Considering these factors, I feel more and more that this old man is not ordinary, but unfortunately I have too little information to do further analysis of this old man.

After another ten minutes like this, the beard was a little anxious and a little irritable, because the two of us had no way to coax Fang Haoyu away. Looking at a book ?

Suddenly, a voice came from a distance, "Daddy, I've come to see you." ”

I turned my head to see that it was a middle-aged man. He wore glasses and looked very gentle.

He's looking over to us. I guess the old man who pretended to be a mushroom was his father, and after careful identification, this man was five or six points similar to his father's appearance.

What also surprised me was that the old man was indifferent, still looking at the sky intently, and even muttering something from time to time.

The Sven man didn't show a surprised expression, as if he had expected this.

He raised his hand again, carrying a food bag and emphasizing, "Daddy, your favorite pineapple bun is still hot, come and try it." ”

The three words of pineapple bun stimulated the old man, he left everything behind, grinned, and turned around sharply.

He took out a child-like posture, rubbed his hands, and rushed towards the Sven man with vigorous steps, and halfway he muttered, "Pineapple buns?

I've been watching it all.

When the old man picked up a pineapple bun and ate it in a big gulp, the Sven man shifted his attention again and looked at us.

He was originally just walking by and looking at it at random, but coincidentally, Fang Haoyu also turned around when he was free.

It must be because the old man left, Fang Haoyu was thinking about the old man, so he didn't pretend to be a mushroom, but deliberately looked for the old man.

But when he found this Sven man, I noticed that he immediately lowered his head, and his expression was sometimes gloomy and sometimes tangled.

Then suddenly, Fang Haoyu made another move.

He stretched out his arms and held them flat. He also took out a three-year-old child's expression and intelligence, and chirped loudly.

He added, "I'm the Red Spider, the Airplane Man!

He left me and my beard and swished on.

The beard and I were all stunned, and I said in my heart that good guy, just now this pervert was pretending to be a mushroom, and now he is pretending to be a Transformer again.

Of course, I and the beard didn't want to be left behind by him. We both chased after each other almost at the same time.

Fang Haoyu, don't look tall, but his legs are tight, and he runs really fast.

He kept running from the backyard of the psychiatric hospital to the front yard, and neither I nor Beard could catch up. Finally he slowed down in front of a bush.

He held his arm up and spun in circles. I could feel that he was mimicking an airplane landing.

Beard and I were both gasping a little, and Beard complained, "Damn it, our brothers are about to be killed by this pervert!"

I agree from the bottom of my heart. And when Fang Haoyu looked at the two of us, he took out a completely unfamiliar posture and asked, "Who are you?"

My heart tightened. Hu Zi was stunned for a moment, then pointed to his face and asked, "You don't know Lao Tzu anymore?"

Fang Haoyu grimaced at his beard with disdain, and he answered, "I'm Lao Tzu!"

Hu Zi tried to communicate with Fang Haoyu again, especially when he also mentioned Kokang and Deng Wubin, he tried to evoke Fang Haoyu's memories.

But I don't want to make any more effort on it.

I suddenly clicked loudly and raised my arms, which caught their attention.

I said to Fang Haoyu, "I'm a chaotic leopard!"

Fang Haoyu suddenly showed a strange expression, but he also nodded, indicating that he knew me. Then he stared at the beard again.

I glanced at my beard, especially with a powerful gesture.

My meaning is obvious, in Transformers, there is a very classic image called Hercules, and I want to prompt the beard and make him say that he is Hercules.

But this stupid guy really doesn't know what he thinks. He gave a few punches and added, "I'm Slade." ”

I almost stumbled with a weak leg, and I thought to myself, isn't Slade the villain of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Fang Haoyu thought about it for a while. To my surprise, he accepted the identity of the beard.

So he didn't ask questions about those who didn't need it. I took the opportunity to chat with him again.

Hu Zi also secretly whispered to me, "Fang Haoyu, this poor bastard, his brain is getting worse and worse." ”

I thought silently, not rushing to respond to the beard.

When I felt that the atmosphere was about the same, I changed the subject again and asked, "Red Spider, has anyone been looking for you lately?" and asked you some strange questions, such as treasures, treasures, and so on?"

Fang Haoyu thought about it, especially when he was thinking about it, he was very idiotic and rolled his eyes.

Beard and I waited patiently. In the end, Fang Haoyu nodded, he was still happy, and said to the two of us, "Those friends not only bought me delicious food, but also played games with me." ”

He also clapped his hands and said to me with more interest, "Come on, let's play this game too." ”

He crouched down, and it just so happened that there was a small branch at his feet. He took the twig and drew a square on the ground that was more than a foot long.

He picked up another small piece of broken glass.

I squatted down with my beard while I was free. Fang Haoyu held the glass ballast and emphasized to the two of us, "Let's play a game of digging treasures, you will cover your eyes for a while, I will secretly bury the treasure in this box, and then give you three chances, you can only draw such a big circle in the box each time, if this treasure is circled by you, even if you win, otherwise you lose." ”

Fang Haoyu also drew a circle as an example.

Let me say, this circle is the size of an egg.

Hu Zi muttered, saying that in such a large box, only drawing such a small three circles, the chance of winning is very small!

Fang Haoyu also heard this, he shook his head, and added, "It's right to win, do you know? Those friends who came the day before yesterday, they played the game of digging treasures with me three times, they circled and I buried them, but I lost!"

The beard snorted, but it hurt Fang Haoyu, "Are you stupid, right? When you buried the treasure, those people must have peeked at it." ”

And I'm thinking about the other aspect. I still chuckled in my heart.