Chapter 21: Mushrooms of Human Flesh
I don't understand why this psychopathy gave Fang Haoyu such a nickname.
But before I could ask more, the psychopathy took out a posture of picking out his ears and made a few movements, and he emphasized to the two of us, "That's really a monkey, he has a golden hoop stick in his ear, that's a baby, with it, kill demons and demons, that's no longer a problem." ”
The beard laughed, winked at me, and added, "This guy must have seen Fang Haoyu digging out his ears, that's why he said that, right?" ”
I see that this psychopath is still chattering and wants to talk to me for a long time. I don't want to do any more work.
I asked him, "Do you know where Sun Dasheng is?" ”
He pointed behind him and said that Sun Dasheng had been staying in the pavilion in the backyard of the Heavenly Court for the past few days, and he had seen Sun Dasheng just now.
I thanked him and went around the psychosis with my beard.
This time the man did not stop us again, he took the puppy in his hand, took out a patrol posture, and walked up along the bushes.
Beard and I didn't go straight to the backyard because we both wore dark colors, and almost all of the people here wore white.
I said in my heart that the two of us were so reckless, and the goal was too obvious.
I discussed with Beard whether or not to secretly wear a hospital gown.
Beard nodded approvingly.
We wandered around again, and at last we saw two old men in front of a bush.
The two old men were sitting on a long stone bench, they were probably more ill, and they leaned on each other, one was dumbfounded, the other was grinning, and there was a stream of hara flowing out.
The beard pointed at the two people from a distance, and said that it happened that two against two, so let's borrow their clothes.
As soon as the beard finished speaking, I immediately moved and rushed towards the stunned patient.
The beard was slightly stunned, but he also reacted, and he hurriedly chased after me, and said to me, "Damn, let's draw lots, and lose the dirty clothes." ”
But it's strange that I can draw lots with him, and my heart says it's first-come, first-served!
After a cigarette, Beard and I were dressed in hospital gowns, and as for the two old buddies, they were still leaning on each other in their vests and pants.
I wanted to change our clothes for them, but then I thought, I can't leave the asylum in hospital gowns, right?
I simply ignored these two old buddies, especially now that it's not cold, and they won't be frozen.
Beard and I found a thick bush and marked it, and we folded our coats and put them in.
Then we went straight to the backyard of the mental hospital, and along the way I kept reminding the beard, that means, as the old saying goes, to follow the customs! Since we came to this special occasion and wore such special clothes, we had to pretend.
Beard hesitated a little, but in the end he also compromised, and the two of us were like actors, pretending to be stupid and stunned.
When I got to the backyard, I saw the gazebo. In fact, if you want me to say, there is a small park near the gazebo, and there are a lot of mental illnesses in the gazebo.
I looked at it from afar, and I couldn't see whether there was Fang Haoyu among these psychoses.
Beard and I had to walk all the way to the gazebo again.
Now the pavilion is very lively, and there is a smirking psychopath, holding a small branch, playing the role of a performer.
As for the other psychopaths, they either sit, squatted or knelt together, and sang together.
I found that the song sung by the mentally ill really can't be stopped, not only is it seriously out of tune and the words are inaccurate, but the song itself has no logic at all.
They were singing the national anthem in the previous sentence, forward, forward, but in the next sentence, they were humming and almost using nunchucks.
In order to find Fang Haoyu, Hu Zi and I had to bite the bullet and let our ears endure the torment.
The two of us carefully searched all the people in the pavilion, but there was no Fang Haoyu.
During this time, I also looked around, wondering if there were any fake patients like me and Beard.
But in the end, I can be sure that there are absolutely no fake patients, and the beard quickly scolded, saying that the stupid Erlang God is not teasing the two of us?
I don't think so, that man is so virtuous, how can he still be a fool?
I let the beard be a little patient, and I also looked out of the gazebo.
After looking at it again, I looked into a corner.
It's not too far from the gazebo, just a little bit remote. There were two people standing in the corner, both with their backs to me, and both with umbrellas.
One of them had white hair, and he was holding an umbrella, and the other was obviously not old, especially when he stood straight, and he was holding an umbrella, which was originally black, but he drew it with a colored pen, so that the black umbrella looked like a flowery one.
I looked at these two people, especially the one who was not old, and I always felt that this back was a little familiar.
I winked at my beard. The two of us were "stupid" and staggered towards the corner.
When we got closer, when we could look at these two people head-on, I was overjoyed, the one who was not old was really Fang Haoyu.
These two people were also very strange, and they didn't pay any attention to me and the beard's arrival.
The beard also deliberately looked up, and now the sun is a little full, and these two people have been standing like this, don't look at the umbrella, but they are also sweating.
Hu Zi was very curious and asked Fang Haoyu, "What are you doing?" Sunbathe? But how can anyone hold an umbrella to dry? ”
Fang Haoyu glanced at his beard, but still didn't speak.
During this time, I thought a lot about things in my heart, and even watched my surroundings vigilantly.
I said in my heart that since Fang Haoyu is safe and sound, it means that the police or Xiaorou's people have not succeeded, but why did they not pester Fang Haoyu?
I wasn't in a hurry to say anything to Fang Haoyu, and Hu Zi asked a few more words, seeing that Fang Haoyu didn't react, he was impatient.
He dragged Fang Haoyu hard, and emphasized, "Lao Tzu asked you something, but you squeaked." ”
Fang Haoyu was forced to move, which made Fang Haoyu very distressed, and he also took out a very dissatisfied posture, pointed to his beard and said, "Are you a fool?" How can any mushroom move? ”
Not only the beard, but even I was stunned.
Fang Haoyu ignored the two of us and stood upright again. I exchanged glances with the beard.
In my impression, Fang Haoyu is not like this now, especially since he is not mentally retarded to this extent, why hasn't he seen him for a while, and his condition has worsened?
I thought to myself, could it be that what happened to him during this period?
Hu Zi didn't think as much as I did, and he tried to drag Fang Haoyu again, trying to get Fang Haoyu away.
But Fang Haoyu, don't look thin, he actually has a lot of strength. He finally got a little annoyed, and looked like he was about to tear his beard.
I hurriedly persuaded him a few words, and stopped his beard.
I whispered a few words to the beard, that means, don't force it, since Fang Haoyu wants to pretend to be mushrooms, let's go with him like this, and take the opportunity to have a good chat.
Then, under my leadership, the two of us crowded next to Fang Haoyu left and right.