Chapter 9 The Sadist Comes
"Who is the lawyer?" asked the giant, innocently.
"A lawyer is a person who helps people fight lawsuits, don't you immortals hire a lawyer to fight a lawsuit? With your eloquence, when you go to court, it is estimated that you don't need Loki, and Hela will be able to deal with you. ”
It's not that Li Youcai looks down on giants, Li Youcai saw it when he was talking just now, this giant brother has no problem talking, but his brain doesn't react very quickly.
There is no problem with communicating with people normally, but if he is asked to go to a lawsuit for himself, it is estimated that Li Youcai will be able to choke him speechless.
The giant was not angry with Li Youcai for saying that his eloquence was not good, and he still replied innocently: "Yes, it is obvious that I am the one who has the reason, but every time the court of the gods is opened, they can always make me dizzy when they talk nonsense, and then they will lead me astonished." ”
Li Youcai thought about it for a while and understood, the gods didn't need a lawyer before, and if there was a contradiction, it would be good to fight.
Later, there was peace, the smart did not need it, the slow brain could not think of it, and not all the gods would come to the world, so there was no profession of lawyer among the gods and heavens.
He thought for a moment and said to the giant: "I estimate that it will be difficult for you to go to the Asa Divine Domain this time to have a result, it is better to give you my contact information, if necessary, you contact me, and I will help you find a lawyer in the world." ”
The giant said happily, "Yes, yes, thank you, master." ”
The two exchanged contact information, and now the giant was even more enthusiastic, and he sent Li Youcai as the eldest brother - of course this is impossible. But the two did become friends.
Helping the giant is not Li Youcai's whim, this is what he has thought through, he is too weak now, although he has the opportunity to have exercises, and there will be no shortage of resources, but he does not have one important thing, that is, connections.
Just like before at the bottom of the East China Sea, he was pointed at his nose and asked what it was, and the reason why the general was polite was also for the sake of the face of the "Rhapsody" company, rather than paying attention to Li Youcai himself.
Li Youcai is confident that he will be able to threaten the side in the future, but now he needs "friends", "friends" who can help each other.
So when Li Youcai found out that this giant was honest, had the ability, and needed help, and he could still help, Li Youcai would certainly not miss this opportunity.
Just when the two talked more and more, the giant was imagining a better life after his salary.
Li Youcai suddenly asked: "Do you have any things like the law manual of your court of gods, I will go back and let people study it first." ”
The giant nodded and replied, "Yes, yes, but there are too many of them, so I don't have them with me, if you need to go back to my house and get them." ”
Li Youcai: "How many?"
Giant: "Hundreds of thousands." ”
Li Youcai felt a little bad: "How many words are in a volume?"
Giant: "Hundreds of thousands to millions." ”
Li Youcai: "......"
Do you immortals have a lot of free time?
Li Youcai suddenly understood why there were no professional lawyers among the gods before, and who would study tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of words so thoroughly when they were idle.
I haven't read tens of thousands of words of a law in the mortal world and studied it for many years, Li Youcai still wants to find a lawyer in the mortal world to study the laws of the gods, and it is estimated that before he can study it thoroughly, he will die of old age.
This time, Li Youcai regretted that he agreed too quickly, but if he said it, it was like water spilled out, and it was really difficult to recycle.
There is no way, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and we will talk about it then.
Because he had to make a detour to the human world, it took Li Youcai nearly two hours to reach the Asa Divine Domain this time.
The price offered by the giants was a dagger made by the dwarves, which sharpened iron like clay and made quick decisions.
Then this divine soldier was taken by Li Youcai - directly sold to the software, in exchange for Yangshou.
Mainly, this dagger is estimated at 180 years of longevity, and he really can't take it out, so it is better to replace it with something more substantial, such as food.
It was really enough to practice Qi Dan for a week, and he had to plan in advance.
Then Li Youcai looked at the shocking rainbow bridge in front of him, and watched the giant who had recovered his huge body go away, and he always felt that he had forgotten something.
He remembered that there was another person in his family.
The main thing is that the shock from the giant in the morning was too strong, and he forgot about this stubble.
Hurry up and drive home, this time I don't care about the fare of the 20-year-old Yangshou.
When he got home, he saw Yang Yuhuan still sitting on the bed playing on the computer, and there was a lot of food piled up next to her.
These are snacks, miscellaneous everything, thrushes, potato chips, spicy bars, lollipops and even chewing gum.
Seeing Li Youcai coming back, Yang Yuhuan cheered, jumped out of the food pile, ran to Li Youcai and said, "Brother Dao, I'm hungry, let's go eat." ”
Li Youcai glanced at the packaging bags all over the floor, and did not ask idiotic questions such as "Do you still have a stomach", but asked Yang Yuhuan what he had done this morning.
It turned out that in the morning, seeing that Li Youcai had not come back, and he was hungry and uncomfortable, Yang Yuhuan went out for a spin to see if he could get something to eat, and then he was targeted by several hooligans.
After teaching the hooligans a lesson, Yang Yuhuan felt that he should ask them for some "tuition", so he asked them to find food for themselves, and they took Yang Yuhuan to the commissary.
In the end, of course, it's the accounts they settle that they give.
After listening to what happened to Yang Yuhuan, Li Youcai suddenly felt that she could live well if she threw this girl on the street by herself.
There was no serious food at home, so Li Youcai continued to take Yang Yuhuan to the restaurant.
The two gobbled up each other, scaring everyone else in the restaurant.
Li Youcai himself sometimes thinks that if he can't be a food broadcaster, he will definitely be able to kill a blockbuster in seconds.
When the food was almost finished, Li Youcai asked, "What are your plans next?"
Yang Yuhuan lowered his head, but his voice was still stubborn: "I just want to find my master." ”
Li Youcai: "Do you have any ideas?
Yang Yuhuan raised his head and looked at Li Youcai with glowing eyes: "I plan to post a missing person notice on the Internet." ”
Looking at Yang Yuhuan's expression, "I'm smart, come and praise me", Li Youcai didn't know what to say.
Li Youcai: "Try it, maybe it can really work." ”
Yang Yuhuan: "Yes, I think so too, I have found the website, and I will send it when I get back." ”
Li Youcai: "......"
Do you take it seriously, how are you going to write it? The family teacher was lost on the bottom of the East China Sea a few days ago, and if you have a finder, please contact Kunlun Wonderland Baijianmen, Tel: xxxxxx, to find Ms. Yang.
Are you sure you won't be blocked by this site if you write like this?
Li Youcai couldn't bear to hurt this girl's confidence, so he let her go.
After the two finished eating, Li Youcai sent Yang Yuhuan back to the rental house, and by the way, he warned Yang Yuhuan about some rules and common sense on the Internet, such as not using his real name and so on.
As soon as I returned to the yard, I saw a group of thugs waiting there for a long time.
This group of gangsters Li Youcai still knows, someone smashed his car window before, he was caught red-handed, and lost him a lot of money, and then he found a gang of gangsters to take revenge, it was the gang in front of him.
The leader is called Wang Biao, nicknamed "Biaozi", and the younger brothers call him "Brother Biao".
At that time, Li Youcai slashed his thigh three times with a knife to scare these people away.
Seeing Li Youcai and Yang Yuhuan, someone in the group immediately shouted: "It's her, it's her." ”
So, a group of people, more than 20 people, surrounded Li Youcai and the two at once.
The leader is still Wang Biao, he saw Li Youcai, and said arrogantly: "Who did I think, isn't this 'Li Crazy', why, I found a beautiful girl, and I don't know what my surname is?"
Yang Yuhuan's face was flushed, she didn't know if she was ashamed or angry, she wanted to go up and teach these people a lesson, but was stopped by Li Youcai.
Li Youcai took out a small piece of sauced beef from his pocket, and took out a piece of hard rubber from another pocket, put the two things in his mouth together, chewed and swallowed them.
This is the strengthening plan that Li Youcai figured out by himself, although the strength of the ox is not as good as that of a bear or an elephant, it is definitely a strong man, and the key is to start well.
Although hard rubber is not as malleable as soft rubber, it has the advantage that it is not easy to deform and will not make people notice abnormalities.
With the two things in his stomach, Li Youcai also had confidence: "Wang Biao, what do you want to do?"
Wang Biao: "I don't want to do anything, your mother robbed my brothers, I have to ask for an explanation." ”
As he spoke, Wang Biao pointed to a few gangsters with blue noses and swollen faces around him.
Obviously, he couldn't harass himself, but he was taught a lesson, and he could still say that he was a victim.
Li Youcai: "What do you want?"
Wang Biao: "It's simple, either you take tens of thousands of yuan for medical expenses, or let your wife accompany us to play for a night, and you can choose one of the two roads." ”
Li Youcai: "What if I don't choose?"
Wang Biao: "What, you still want to cut yourself with a knife? If you don't choose me, I will choose for you, I will take both, give it to me. ”
Seeing the crowd rushing over, Li Youcai handed over a thing in his hand to Yang Yuhuan, and secretly instructed him, and rushed to the crowd.
This kind of gangster fights usually with blunt weapons such as sticks, boards and bricks, and rarely with sharp weapons such as machetes, which is also where Li Youcai's confidence lies.
Then Li Youcai saw several bright machetes.
Li Youcai: "......"
You really plan to kill people, if there are no police in this world.
Fortunately, Li Youcai was also prepared, and he had already prepared to protect the jade pendant.
As the machete slashed over, the jade pendant automatically protected the master, and a transparent protective shield appeared on Li Youcai's body.
This protective shield can withstand the full force of the monks in the early stage of foundation building, and these mortals in front of them are estimated to be unable to cut through them even to death.
However, in order not to be too shocking, Li Youcai still made some dodge moves.
There are not many people with knives, only five or six, it is not difficult for Li Youcai, who is experienced in fighting, to dodge, even if he occasionally hits, he will be bounced off by the protective shield, and they themselves will think that they have cut off in the chaos.
Rushing into the crowd in a few steps, Li Youcai first focused on greeting those with machetes.
He now has the strength of a bull, if he blows with all his strength, it is estimated that he can break the tendons and fracture the person, even if he keeps his hand and punches down, the person will not be able to stand up.
Li Youcai doesn't care about it, punching one at a time, in the eyes of others, he is brave and fearless, and his punches are like the wind.
In less than two minutes, there were seven or eight people lying on the ground, Li Youcai turned around and killed the pile, and the remaining dozen people began to be timid, and were forced to retreat step by step by Li Youcai alone.
Seeing that there were no machetes and sharp weapons in the other party's pile, Li Youcai secretly closed the jade pendant, after all, this was burning money.
Seeing that so many people were frightened by Li Youcai alone, Wang Biao, who was standing at the back of the crowd, spoke: "What are you waiting for? ”
The eldest brother spoke, and the younger brothers could only bite the bullet and go again.
At this time, there was a clever boy in the pile, threw away the brick in his hand, picked up the machete dropped by his companion and rushed over.
Li Youcai who saw this scene: "......"
As soon as I turned off the guard, you can't stop it.
Li Youcai was angry in his heart, and a brute bull rushed towards him.
This guy was also unlucky, he just picked up the equipment and planned to show off his wisdom, but he was immediately knocked away, and several teeth were lost.
Li Youcai is not polite this time, anyway, he is invincible without a sharp weapon.
After a few more minutes, except for the three people who reacted quickly and immediately retreated when they saw that the form was wrong, and Wang Biao, who had never moved, the rest of the thugs had already fallen to the ground.
Seeing that the younger brothers had lost their combat effectiveness, Wang Biao was not panicked, he said while moving his muscles and bones: "No wonder you are so arrogant, you have started practicing boxing recently." ”
Wang Biao wore a sleeveless shirt today, and you can clearly see the bulging muscles on his arms.
The muscles are very strong, and they should have been trained in fighting for a long time.
Li Youcai knew that one of the reasons why Wang Biao became the leader of the gangsters in this area was because he could fight, one to fight more than a dozen.
Li Youcai naturally wasn't afraid of him, and after a short stalemate, the two quickly fought.
Wang Biao shot first and punched Li Youcai in the face, Li Youcai blocked the punch with his left hand, and then punched with his right hand.
He believed that as long as he hit a punch, Wang Biao would fall.
Then Li Youcai was thrown over the shoulder by Wang Biao.
Li Youcai: "????"
What just happened?
There is a brute force, it's okay to beat the gangsters, and when he really met Wang Biao, who had practiced actual combat fighting, Li Youcai's shortcomings were immediately exposed - his reaction couldn't keep up.
Although the "Foodie Guide" will strengthen people's divine sense, it will still focus on the physical body in the early stage.
So the battle became one-sided, no matter how Li Youcai shot and defended, he was always the one who fell.
Fortunately, Li Youcai would not be injured, so the fight between the two became a war of attrition.
At the beginning, although Wang Biao's younger brothers were injured, they would still applaud their bosses, especially Li Youcai, who was beaten.
But gradually, they felt that something was wrong, how could this "Crazy Li" still be alive and well, as if it was not him who was beaten, but the boss of his own family began to gasp for breath and looked a little exhausted.
Wang Biao had already noticed that something was wrong, and the fist he hit on Li Youcai's body was like hitting a rubber sheet, and the bones and skin were deformed, but they couldn't hurt.
Sometimes it is clear that the degree of deformation should be fractured, but Li Youcai still rushed up like no one, you must know that the fracture is not something you can endure if you want to, once there is a fracture on the body, the movement will definitely be affected and out of shape.
But Li Youcai was clearly not affected in any way, and the more Wang Biao fought, the more strange it became.
As for Li Youcai, he has long wanted to open it, isn't it just to be beaten, and it is not the first time.
Anyway, he won't be hurt, and looking at Wang Biao's posture, the time for him to fight back should be almost up.