Chapter 8 Immortals Are Also in Arrears?
As Bai Wuchang sounded, the atmosphere of the previous horror movie immediately disappeared.
The main reason is that this Mandarin with an obvious taste of Tianhai dialect really can't make the atmosphere tense.
Li Youcai was frightened just now, and he didn't feel sleepy.
He picked up his mobile phone and clicked on the rhapsody software, and motioned to Bai Wuchang: "Great God, we only accept orders from mobile phones." ”
Bai Wuchang took out his mobile phone from his arms and said, "Oh, you can wait a while." ”
Soon Li Youcai received an order, and the content was to send Bai Wuchang to the gate of the underworld.
After confirming the order, Li Youcai motioned for Bai Wuchang to get into the car, and he started the car and prepared to go.
Bai Wuchang cast a spell to collect the spirit flag, took off his white high hat, and got into the car while snorting.
Li Youcai watched the impermanence in the back seat while driving, and was a little curious: "Great God, how long have you not slept and are so sleepy." ”
Bai Wuchang didn't have a fight, and replied: "Don't mention it, the black impermanence on the opposite shift with me has something to do at home, I didn't come yesterday, and I arrived at this point today, I have been on duty since sunrise yesterday until now, and I haven't closed my eyes for almost forty hours, can I not be sleepy." ”
As soon as the conversation box opened, the two chattered chatterbox.
Li Youcai learned that the original legend was not true, and black and white impermanence was not just two people, but the general name of a department.
Different black and white impermanence rules different places, white impermanence is responsible for picking up the dead during the day, and black impermanence controls the dead at night.
A region is controlled by one or even several pairs of black and white impermanence in turn.
Basically, there is more black and white impermanence in densely populated places, and less black and white impermanence in places with small populations.
After understanding the mechanism of black and white impermanence, Li Youcai sighed with emotion: "You are still rich in official meals, and you take a taxi to and from work every day." ”
Bai Wuchang hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, the investigation is strict this time, I can't miss the shuttle, it's too hard to go back by myself, and it's not cost-effective to stay here for a night, so I hit the car ruthlessly." No, no, master, let's not be in a hurry, open steadily, I'll squint in this back seat. ”
After saying that, Bai Wuchang lay on his side in the back seat, and soon there was a sound of snoring from the back seat.
Li Youcai sighed, he wanted to sleep too.
Fortunately, after last night's strengthening, his physique has improved a lot, and although he is sleepy now, he can still hold on.
Eat something from time to time, and it won't be a big problem to hold on until the end of this order.
This is still the experience he summed up when he drove at night before, and he can refresh himself by eating something when he is sleepy at the beginning.
It's just that when it's really sleepy, it doesn't work.
While Li Youcai was driving, he threw a Qi Cultivation Pill into his mouth from time to time, and then took out the magic treasure jade pendant and played with it for a while.
This is a little trick he discovered today, when he just finished eating the Qi Cultivation Pill, there will be some mana remnants in his body.
He can use this mana to a certain extent until it is digested to strengthen his body.
Therefore, in line with the principle of making the best use of things, Li Youcai used these mana to charge the jade pendant.
Today, I have intermittently charged a lot of jade pendants, and with this charge, jade pendants can basically stimulate the function of automatic protectors.
Soon the vehicle entered the space tunnel, and this time Li Youcai was prepared and grabbed the steering wheel, because the tunnel was indeed downward as he expected.
In fact, there is a modification option in the software to fix the gravity in the car.
In fact, the direction of gravity has been completely fixed when the passenger seat is first automatically transformed.
And the gravity fixation of the cab requires the driver to pay for Yang Shou to open.
So the driver is not a human being in your eyes, right?
Li Youcai has complained about this differential treatment in his heart countless times, but he is still reluctant to redeem this function.
Therefore, now Bai Wuchang is sleeping soundly in the back seat, while Li Youcai is out of breath due to the seat belt, and he doesn't dare to make a sound, so as not to make a noise to Bai Wuchang rest.
Finally, the taxi landed. No matter how to fix gravity, it is inevitable that there will be some bumps when landing, so Bai Wuchang woke up.
He looked around sleepily, and when he made sure he was almost there, he got up and stretched.
He looked at Li Youcai and asked, "Master, why are you so pale?"
Li Youcai forced his composure and said: "It's okay, I didn't sleep well during the day, I'll find a place to make up for sleep after you go down in a while." ”
He certainly couldn't admit that he was frightened by the speed of his fall.
Bai Wuchang didn't care, and got out of the car by himself when he arrived at the gate of the underworld.
After paying for it, I gave a five-star review, and the evaluation was: "The car drove very steadily and slept very comfortably." ”
Li Youcai watched Bai Impermanent enter the gate of the underworld, a small side door next to it.
Seriously, after seeing the entrance of Kunlun Wonderland, Li Youcai thought that he would not be so easily shocked again, but he found that he was wrong.
In fact, the gate of the underworld is not special, it is similar to the gate of the mansion in ancient China, carved beams and painted buildings, the atmosphere is magnificent, and there are two stone lions at the door.
This itself is not much shocking, and the reason why it is really shocking is very simple, that is-big.
The sky of the Netherworld is pure black, there is no sun, moon and stars, and people without night vision can see nothing.
Li Youcai could only see the part illuminated by the headlights.
And this is what shocked him, because after coming out of the space tunnel, Li Youcai had never seen the appearance of the gate clearly.
It's not that the range of the light is not large enough, and it's not that Li Youcai's eyes are not good enough.
And just because this door is big enough, so big that Li Youcai didn't see what the stone lion in front of the door looked like, he could only see the base, and he could barely see the claws.
Li Youcai sometimes really didn't understand, why did these cultivators build the gate so big, they were all normal body types.
After a little sigh, Li Youcai decided to sleep at the gate of the underworld, if he went back and had to pay for the space tunnel by himself, Li Youcai was distressed.
This single only earned a total of 25 years of longevity, and it took 15 years to go back.
Despised the high cost of the journey, Li Youcai put the seat down, set the alarm on his mobile phone, and then he slept peacefully.
In order to save some travel expenses, he slept at the door of the ghost gate, and Li Youcai did this.
There was nothing to say all night, and the security of the ghost gate was still good.
At seven o'clock the next morning, Li Youcai was woken up by his mobile phone on time.
Using chewing gum as a gargle and Lian Qi Dan as breakfast, Li Youcai was ready to continue to get out of the car.
At least he had to find someone to help him pay for the fare back to the world.
While opening the "Rhapsody" software, Li Youcai got out of the car and moved his muscles.
It didn't take long for Li Youcai's mobile phone to ring.
"Master driver, someone has sent an order"
Pick up the mobile phone and press OK, the passenger's boarding location is the gate of the prefecture, and there is a side message.
"Master, please wait a moment, I'll come out right away. ”
Li Youcai is not in a hurry, and the waiting time will be calculated anyway.
The hairer is called "Giant", and the destination is "Asa's Domain"
Just when Li Youcai was curious about how big this giant could be, a mutation occurred.
That Li Youcai couldn't see the gate of the underworld, and it opened.
Li Youcai finally understood why the gate was so big, because there was a figure behind the door that he was too big to see.
As the door opened completely, a huge foot stretched out.
This foot is not the imagined bare foot, but is wearing a very trendy red running shoe, and the huge "✓" on it almost blinded Li Youcai's eyes.
The leg attached to the foot was wearing a pair of blue casual jeans, which seemed to be a pair of ripped pants, but the hole in the top was large enough for several cars to enter and exit at the same time.
As the foot fell, Li Youcai was extremely glad that he parked the car to the side yesterday.
If you are trampled on that foot, the consequences are unimaginable, although the car and yourself are invincible, but who knows if this foot has athlete's foot.
"Knock"
The foot finally hit the ground, and the taxi shook three times with a loud bang.
Li Youcai began to think about a profound question, whether this giant was his own passenger, and whether he should refuse to carry it.
Don't, there are a lot of points deducted for refusal loading.
"Knock"
The other foot also hit the ground.
Because of the light, Li Youcai could only see the lower half of the giant's body.
Above the abdomen, it is basically hidden in the darkness of the sky.
The giant was wearing a brown jacket and carrying two handbags as huge as mountains in both hands.
I saw the giant hand over the handbag in his right hand to his left hand, and took out a smart phone from his jeans pocket with his right hand that was bigger than the entire building of Li Youcai's rental house.
Then he took the smart machine to the high-altitude darkness that Li Youcai couldn't see.
Although he couldn't see it, Li Youcai could still hear the loud sound of keys in this quiet space.
"Tick, Tick, Tick......"
The high-frequency key sounds fully demonstrate the giant's skillful one-handed typing ability.
Soon, Li Youcai received a message on his mobile phone
"Master Driver, where are you? I didn't see your car. ”
Li Youcai: "......"
How should I get back?
After thinking about the points that would be deducted if he refused to load, Li Youcai replied on his mobile phone: "I'm on your right-hand side, here at the small side door." ”
Through the slight movement of the giant's lower body, Li Youcai roughly judged that the giant should have turned his head and looked over here.
Then the huge stride took a step towards Li Youcai.
In fact, it is not accurate to say that he came over, because only one foot took half a step forward, and the giant foot was in front of the car.
This shock directly shook Li Youcai from above the seat, and then the locked seat belt was pulled back to the seat fiercely.
Li Youcai said that the cushion is very soft, and his butt is not a big problem, but the fingers in front of him are getting bigger and bigger, which really makes him unable to remain calm.
At the same time, a loud voice came from the sky: "The driver, please open the door." ”
Li Youcai opened the back door of the car with a smile, and the giant's finger was getting closer and closer.
Li Youcai kept comforting himself: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay......"
As his fingers got closer and closer, Li Youcai's speed of speech became more and more pleasant, and when the finger was about to enter the right rear door, Li Youcai closed his eyes directly, and muttered quickly: "It's okay.It's okay.It's okay.It's okay......."
The imaginary pretending did not arrive for a long time, but a deep voice came from the back seat: "Master, what are you muttering?"
Li Youcai opened his eyes and turned his face to see a "Wu Dalang" sitting in the back seat.
This life has thick eyebrows and big eyes, a straight nose and a wide mouth, and he looks honest, but he doesn't dare to compliment people just because of his height.
Especially compared to the huge figure just now, no one could connect them.
"You are Mr. Giant?" Li Youcai decided to make sure again.
"yes, I am. As he spoke, the passenger bent down and searched for something in the large bag under his feet.
Li Youcai glanced at it, and there were two bags on the ground behind him, which were very similar to the ones the giant had just held.
Then Li Youcai saw the passenger take out an elephant from the bag.
That's right, it's an elephant all the time, an elephant that is "mooing" and "mooing".
However, now the elephant has become about the size of a hamster.
The passenger took the elephant and put it in his mouth, his mouth was big, and when the elephant was put in his mouth, he could still speak vaguely: "Master, don't worry, I eat very carefully, and I won't stain you." ”
Li Youcai was very sure that this was the giant just now, he nodded, started the car and drove off.
The mobile phone navigation said that this time I had to go to the world first, and then go to the Asa Divine Domain, the road was relatively far, and the fare was a lot.
Li Youcai was secretly happy to take a big order, but a voice came from the back seat.
"Master, you are tired and drive slowly, let's not worry, I'm a little motion sick"
"You still take a taxi for motion sickness, come out a little early, do the shuttle bus of the underworld to the world, and then reverse to the Asa Divine Domain. The cart is not easy to get dizzy. Li Youcai was a little curious.
Although Li Youcai has never seen the underground shuttle, the shuttle bus has to be a bus.
The giant said: "Don't mention it, the Aesir Divine Domain owes me the final payment for tens of thousands of years, and today the old guy of Odin suddenly said that he wanted to talk to me about the final payment, but only today, according to what you just said, it will take several days to ride by car." ”
Li Youcai was surprised: "You also did a project for the Asa Divine Domain?"
The giant was also interested, and said proudly: "That is, the wall of the Aesir Divine Domain was built by me. ”
The Aesir Domain, also known as Asgard, is the abode of the Norse gods, and the god-king who commands the Aesir is the one-eyed Odin, and his son Thor is now a movie star.
Li You only knew what the place of the Asa Divine Domain was, so he knew very well how powerful it was to be able to give the contractor who could build the city wall there.
The topic of Li Youcai and the giant was discussed, and Li Youcai also knew what happened back then.
According to the giant, he was slow to build because his god horse, Swadir Fali, was deceived by Loki and lacked assistants.
But in reality, he was able to meet the deadline.
But the Aesir Protoss said that he was overdue, so they have been entangled with each other for tens of thousands of years.
Li Youcai asked strangely, "Didn't you leave any evidence?"
"Ah, I've been six of the notes they gave. The giant, who was trying to stuff two elephants in his mouth at the same time, said vaguely.
Li Youcai: "Then no one cares?"
The giant said depressedly, "I have sued the court of the gods many times, but each time I can't say clearly. ”
Li Youcai: "You haven't thought about finding a lawyer?"