"Host completes the quest with reward: 3 Prank Salutes (non-lethal). Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

This is the reward for this mission? Ren He was stunned! What is the salute? What are you talking about so foreign, then it's a cannon battle! What do you want to do with such an artillery battle, it's almost the Spring Festival, so the heavenly punishment system, your old man is quite appropriate, reward yourself with 3 artillery battles to play?

Playing with dogs!

The water temperature of 2 degrees Celsius, he stayed in the Luo River for 5 minutes, and he was so cold that he almost doubted that he was born and was rewarded with a cannon battle, Ren He was simply wondering if the heavenly punishment system was manipulating him? !

This time, the reward was not like a virtual item like a vomit potion, but three colorful fireworks paper wrapped around the thick of a child's arm appeared in his hand, which looked quite festive......

Festive dogs!

Ren He was unhappy, and now he was still shivering with cold and walking back, and this reward simply made him unable to let go.

When he got home, he threw the TV to the cannon fight, took a hot bath, cooked himself a bowl of ginger soup, and ordered some quick-frozen dumplings.

To say that his physical fitness is really good now, even if he stayed in such cold water for 5 minutes, there was no sign of fever and cold.

It seems that after the physical fitness far exceeds that of ordinary people and reaches 5.24, even the immunity has increased proportionally.

I don't know what hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......, hey

Hey, hey, Ren He amused himself when he thought about it.

He went out for a few days Ren Ma Ren Dad didn't find out at all, because they didn't have time to go home, the New Year is almost over, Lao Ren is busy going to the countryside to investigate, New Year's greetings to the villagers, Ren Ma is busy with the company's year-end settlement, giving bonuses to employees, holding annual meetings, all the ghosts, snakes and gods in the government have to pay a visit, of course, there is Lao Ren's face, usually very smooth.

When the Spring Festival comes, they will come back for the New Year, and then all the relatives who don't usually contact each other should also appear.

Lao Ren is the eldest son of the Ren family, the eldest son, Ren He also has two aunts and two uncles, and Ren He is the eldest son and eldest grandson, so usually they come to Ren He's house for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

In Ren He's family, the generation is still very important, and the name of each generation will have the unique words of this generation in it, for example, Ren He is the Lizi generation, he should have been called Ren Limin......

The name is as down-to-earth as a vomit potion......

Later, Ren He, who was changed because Ren's mother thought it was too ugly, implying that the time and place were favorable.

At this point, Ren He felt that this was definitely his mother, proper.

In the past few days, Ren He only knew through Yang Xi that Su Ruqing really almost called the police on the night he fled, and Ren He was already on the blacklist.

Ren He was scared for a while, but fortunately he left early......

Su Ruqing even wanted to transfer Yang Xi, but finally contacted Yang En, who was abroad, but was denied by Yang En......

Ren He felt that he would have to have two drinks with him when his future father-in-law came back...... He didn't think about whether people wanted to drink with him.

Time unconsciously came to the end of the year, and Lao Ren and Ren's mother returned home the day before Chinese New Year's Eve, but Ren He was pulled by Ren's mother before he could be happy and said: "Don't spend the money for the year, don't hear it, give it to your mother, your mother will help you save it for your growth." ”

Ren He gasped, you have been thinking about this for a long time? I have to make money now, otherwise how would I spend this year?!

I don't know how I survived in my previous life......

Then it was a tense time to prepare for the New Year's goods, and a family of three went to the supermarket to buy and buy, and they had to buy some to go back.

It's not that Lao Ren and Ren's mother can't let their subordinates buy it, but the two of them also feel tacitly that they haven't gone home for a long time, and preparing it by themselves is a bit of a New Year's flavor.

By the morning of Chinese New Year's Eve, Ren's mother got up early in the morning and began to fry things, croquettes and fried fish, and she had to work all day before she could eat it at night.

For a large family, a table full of dishes has to be made by hand.

Ren He was idle and had nothing to do, and suddenly saw the cannon next to the TV, and he didn't know what kind of prank he was?

Forgive him for his powerless imagination, I really don't know how this thing can play a prank, could it be that the explosive thief can blow up people?

That's not a prank, okay, the bottom line of the prank should at least not hurt people, he believes that the heavenly punishment system is also measured for this, and it is specially marked as non-lethal.

Or is it a clown's head that pops up after it explodes to scare people or something?

Ren He decided to try it, he went downstairs with one, but when he got downstairs, he hesitated, how to try?

With Ren He's character as a thief, it must be unpleasant to let him try it himself, what should he do if he is disgusting......

It just so happened that Ren He Yuguang saw a few bear children in the yard setting off cannons there, blowing up the cars in the yard, throwing firecrackers into the small yard behind the first floor of the house, and listening to the screams of the owner inside, it was simply high-spirited.

How can this kind of bear child be cured? Ren He felt that he had too much sense of justice!

He happily put the salute on the road where the bears must pass, and then ran into the building and waited......

When a few bear children passed by, they said, "Hey, why is there still a cannon fight that hasn't been let go?" Who forgot it here? A few bear children muttered a few words and decided to take this cannon battle for themselves!

Ren He hid in the building and watched them, the bear child's mind was clear, and the first thought when he saw the firecrackers on the road was definitely to light it!

Order, order, Ren He looked forward to it, he watched the other bear children scatter in all directions, only one child stepped forward to order, and the posture was also ready to run at any time.

However......

With a bang, all the bear children were stunned, even Ren He, the initiator!

What's the situation, Ren He is confused, isn't the lead quite long, how did it explode the moment it ignited? !

Damn, this is really a pit daddy's artillery battle, it turns out that the prank started from the lead. Ordinary people will relax when they see that the lead of the firecracker is quite long, because they have time to run far, and the result of this mischievous artillery battle is that no matter how long the lead is, it will explode at one point......

The bear child who lit the fire still maintains the position of lighting the fire...... Confused......

A group of children gathered around: "Are you alright?"

The bear child who lit the fire was still a little confused, he stood up and thought about it and said, "I'm fine, but I'm a little panicked......"

Ren He saw the front of the bear child at this time, I went, the whole front was black! The black was so pure, as if it had just come out of the two-dimensional cartoon!

The artillery battle given by the punishment system this day is too ruthless, right?,It's this kind of prank effect when co-authored.,It won't hurt people.,But it'll blow up the person who lit the fire.。

It's amazing, Ren He admired the heavenly punishment system while flashing without any guilt......

As a result, in the afternoon, a middle-aged woman suddenly yelled and scolded the street in the yard: "It doesn't matter who threw the immoral firecrackers into the yard in the morning?